In at Stanford! Forum

[crackberry]

Are you actually at the HLS ASW, hobbes?

Are you not?

Also, my ability to derail threads is unparalleled. Thankyouverymuch.

[tomhobbes]

Get any calls of interest today, hobbesy?

Your mother gave him a ring, but he was busy doing Harvard-y things.

No, I had time for her.

Are you actually at the HLS ASW, hobbes?

Yeah. Anyone else there? I ran into a couple TLSers already, and one lurker. One of the TLSers doesn't know that I know who she is though.

[crackberry]

Yeah. Anyone else there? I ran into a couple TLSers already, and one lurker. One of the TLSers doesn't know that I know who she is though.

You're a jack of all trades, hobbes.

[CardinalRules]

Are you actually at the HLS ASW, hobbes?

Are you not?

Also, my ability to derail threads is unparalleled. Thankyouverymuch.

No, I'm home with a bad cold. I'm really looking forward to spring break, though.

[BioEBear2010]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

[CardinalRules]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

Idiot, they're making it easy for you.

[BioEBear2010]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

Idiot, they're making it easy for you.

Says the guy who hates Yale

[CardinalRules]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

Idiot, they're making it easy for you.

Says the guy who hates Yale

I don't hate Yale. In fact, I don't hate any school in the t14.

[Kronk]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

Idiot, they're making it easy for you.

Says the guy who hates Yale

I don't hate Yale. In fact, I don't hate any school in the t14.

Cornell? CORNELL!?

[Herb Watchfell]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

You, Madam, are either dumb or unworthy. And if you're the former, you're the latter as well. So please go to SLS.

[Kronk]

Oh man, I love how Stanford hooks you up with so many people. In the last two days I have spoke with a SLS 1L and two SLS grads. They have done a pretty stellar job selling Stanford. Why must they make this decision so hard for me?!?!

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

You, Madam, are either dumb or unworthy. And if you're the former, you're the latter as well. So please go to SLS.

This is the first post you've made that doesn't make me want to hire someone to teabag you.

[CardinalRules]

Kronk, I forgot that Cornell was in the t14.

Herb, nice bit of Yale trolling.

[BioEBear2010]

Kronk, I forgot that Cornell was in the t14.

Herb, nice bit of Yale trolling.

LOL @ Cornell.

And Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

[CardinalRules]

Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

I thought that he was speaking to my avatar, in which case the respect would be most appropriate.

[Kronk]

Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

I thought that he was speaking to my avatar, in which case the respect would be most appropriate.

Are you saying the tennis player in your avatar doubles as a madam? I imagine the rates are astronomical.

[CardinalRules]

Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

I thought that he was speaking to my avatar, in which case the respect would be most appropriate.

Are you saying the tennis player in your avatar doubles as a madam? I imagine the rates are astronomical.

Not for LSAT aristocrats, my good sir. We can spare a point or two for small pleasures.

Also, great pun with the bolded part.

[Kronk]

Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

I thought that he was speaking to my avatar, in which case the respect would be most appropriate.

Are you saying the tennis player in your avatar doubles as a madam? I imagine the rates are astronomical.

Not for LSAT aristocrats, my good sir. We can spare a point or two for small pleasures.

Also, great pun with the bolded part.

Nice catch.

[legends159]

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

They don't send anyone. Students volunteer to do it b/c we like the school and would like to chat with admitted students since we remember what it's like to be in their position.

[CardinalRules]

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

They don't send anyone. Students volunteer to do it b/c we like the school and would like to chat with admitted students since we remember what it's like to be in their position.

Are you a current SLS?

[thestalkmore]

Herb, I take offense at the "Madam"

I thought that he was speaking to my avatar, in which case the respect would be most appropriate.

Are you saying the tennis player in your avatar doubles as a madam? I imagine the rates are astronomical.

Not for LSAT aristocrats, my good sir. We can spare a point or two for small pleasures.

It's true. Ace the LSAT and you can feed balls down her alley any time you'd like.

[Kronk]

Not for LSAT aristocrats, my good sir. We can spare a point or two for small pleasures.

It's true. Ace the LSAT and you can feed balls down her alley any time you'd like.

Are we about to cross some sort of line? Because I have a phenomenally vulgar tennis sexual joke I'd like to try out.

[CardinalRules]

Not for LSAT aristocrats, my good sir. We can spare a point or two for small pleasures.

It's true. Ace the LSAT and you can feed balls down her alley any time you'd like.

Are we about to cross some sort of line? Because I have a phenomenally vulgar tennis sexual joke I'd like to try out.

So do I, but maybe we should exchange by PM.

BTW, the joke above is more of a bowling than tennis metaphor.

[Herb Watchfell]

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

They don't send anyone. Students volunteer to do it b/c we like the school and would like to chat with admitted students since we remember what it's like to be in their position.

Whatever your motives, this truth remains: your courtships often end in cuckoldry.

[legends159]

They send their minions to convince you of their greatness in order to compensate for packing one massive inferioriTTTy complex.

Yale won't send anyone looking for you. Instead, they'll use their time to line up a list of possible replacements, all of them equally prepared to prostitute themselves in exchange for admission.

They don't send anyone. Students volunteer to do it b/c we like the school and would like to chat with admitted students since we remember what it's like to be in their position.

Whatever your motives, this truth remains: your courtships often end in cuckoldry.

@ Cardinal: yes

@ Herb: credited. The people who chose SLS over YLS didn't do it because someone called them and chatted with them for 10 minutes.

[crackberry]

I don't hate Yale. In fact, I don't hate any school in the t14.

What about Michigan?