With acceptances starting to roll in, rejections will soon follow. Let's all share our tragic tales of denial and crushed dreams.

YALE LAW SCHOOL
Median LSAT: Too high for you!
Median GPA: You should've majored in basket weaving!
Softs: You're definitely not interesting enough to attend Yale Law School!

HARVARD LAW SCHOOL
Median LSAT: Too high for you!
Median GPA: You should've majored in basket weaving!
Softs: Not gonna save you from your inferior numbers!

STANFORD LAW SCHOOL
Median LSAT: Do they even look at your LSAT score?
Median GPA: You DEFINITELY should've majored in basket weaving!
Softs: Not Mark Zuckerberg or the reincarnation of Mother Theresa? No SLS for you!