Request for rejection letters Forum

[PledgeGarcia]

Hi everyone, I don't post here too frequently, but I am right alongside yall in battle during this stressful app cycle....

The reason for my post is that I am working on a research project for a class that requires me to collect a large sample of rejection letters from grad/law schools. In short, we are conducting somewhat of a linguistic analysis on them, so it will help to have as many as possible.

Unfortunately, I have a few of my own that I'll be throwing into the pile, but I'm wondering if some TLS'ers might be so kind as to e-mail me a few rejection letters of your own. I certainly plan on blacking out your name and any other identifying information, so you can do that yourself if you'd prefer.

E-mail rejections are fine, but if you have a pdf file, that's great too.

Either respond to this post or shoot me a message and I'll let you know which e-mail address to use.

Thanks so much, and good luck to everyone!

[cogitoergosum]

I'm wondering if some TLS'ers might be so kind as to e-mail me a few rejection letters of your own.

Dear op,

This isn't working anymore. I never really loved you. Quite honestly, I think you are the fugliest piece of garbage on the planet.

On the basis of this, I hereby reject you.

-cog

How was that? I can write up a few more if it helps... Lmk..

[cogitoergosum]

Am I really the only one who sees how much fun this can be?

[crumpledq]

I'm wondering if some TLS'ers might be so kind as to e-mail me a few rejection letters of your own.

Dear op,

This isn't working anymore. I never really loved you. Quite honestly, I think you are the fugliest piece of garbage on the planet.

On the basis of this, I hereby reject you.

-cog

How was that? I can write up a few more if it helps... Lmk..

Hahaha well played, my friend.

[patrickd139]

Am I really the only one who sees how much fun this can be?

Yes.

[BarcaCrossesTheAlps]

Is this guy serious...?