Law student pickup lines? Forum

ChriLa425 · Post by **ChriLa425** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:14 pm

Cause I'm waiting on about 10 schools and I need to occupy my time somehow....

I'll start:

Hey baby, I'll be the C in your UCC anytime.

fatduck · Post by **fatduck** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:15 pm

Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.

SupraVln180 · Post by **SupraVln180** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:26 pm

fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.

.... in the wrong forum.

Unemployed · Post by **Unemployed** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:34 pm

~~Will you be holding my dictum tonight?~~

Lame.

clintonius · Post by **clintonius** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:36 pm

Would you like to get acquainted with the many talents of Learned Hand?

cartercl · Post by **cartercl** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:36 pm

This... is so lame.

ChriLa425 · Post by **ChriLa425** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:44 pm

cartercl wrote:This... is so lame.

That is precisely the point!

Cupidity · Post by **Cupidity** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:45 pm

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

NoleinNY · Post by **NoleinNY** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:50 pm

I'm going to adversely possess your back 40 acres.

How's about a good nudum pactum?

MrAnon · Post by **MrAnon** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:52 pm

I'll very shortly be unemployed and in the breadlines.

Stanford4Me · Post by **Stanford4Me** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:56 pm

I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.

Unemployed · Post by **Unemployed** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:01 am

Stanford4Me wrote:I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.

TBF, you work for insecure douchebags who hide behind money and power. You have neither.

kkklick · Post by **kkklick** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:02 am

I'm trying to go somewhere in life unlike you, whose working behind a bar until your looks fade and you're replaced by a younger, fresher face...

My place in 5?

beachbum · Post by **beachbum** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03 am

SupraVln180 wrote:
fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.

.... in the wrong forum.

"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.

LeDique · Post by **LeDique** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03 am

Can't, I have to study.

swc65 · Post by **swc65** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:06 am

I cannot think of any right now but I thoroughly approve of this thread!

BeenDidThat · Post by **BeenDidThat** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 am

Hey mami, wanna give me that prima facie?

dakatz · Post by **dakatz** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 am

Tales from a law school "party"

Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"

Girl walks back to her group of friends

Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"

BeenDidThat · Post by **BeenDidThat** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:10 am

dakatz wrote:Tales from a law school "party"

Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"

Girl walks back to her group of friends

Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"

I chortled.

msridiculous447 · Post by **msridiculous447** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:24 am

Oh baby you know I'll always get you off.

Get it? Get it?

2things2 · Post by **2things2** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:34 am

wana play with my jurisdiction?

dakatz · Post by **dakatz** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:42 am

I can't take credit for these. Not exactly pick up lines, but still funny:

--I was looking through her briefs and you are gonna like what I found

--Male attorney to opposing female attorney: "I think you should drop your suit"

ausoccer19 · Post by **ausoccer19** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:49 am

"Want to see the content of my briefs?"

daniel5126 · Post by **daniel5126** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:53 am

really can't wait to get into law school and be surrounded by such worthwhile company.

SupraVln180 · Post by **SupraVln180** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:53 am

beachbum wrote:
SupraVln180 wrote:
fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.

.... in the wrong forum.
"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.

Lol, maybe she gives you a "raincheck" on the smash.

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