I would have applied if you didn't send me the letter on Jan 3 telling me I needed to apply and submit 1 extra LOR by Jan 5.
Thanks for dinging me before I even applied by sending me a horribly timed invitation.
I wasn't going to apply anyways.
(This is all in jest. Please don't freak out/defend Emory. This is just my personal opinion making fun of the situation. Also I know, "cool story