Waitlist Survival Techniques Forum

[Thunder Jones]

The June waitlist offers are still two weeks away. How are you planning on making the next two weeks pass by more quickly? I work in real estate and since the tax credit went away a few weeks ago, my work life for the past few weeks has been dead. So far, I've tried:

XBox
Evan Williams
Streaming old TV series on Netflix
Lux on my iPhone

Ideas?

[pertristis]

Resignation has worked quite well. I know that I'll be repeating the cycle next year if I don't clear a waitlist this cycle. I've just resigned myself to doing this again, and my
stress level has decreased precipitously.

[RonArtest]

Resignation has worked quite well. I know that I'll be repeating the cycle next year if I don't clear a waitlist this cycle. I've just resigned myself to doing this again, and my
stress level has decreased precipitously.

I'm with you on this.

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Resignation has worked quite well. I know that I'll be repeating the cycle next year if I don't clear a waitlist this cycle. I've just resigned myself to doing this again, and my
stress level has decreased precipitously.

+1

[Patriot1208]

I'm not in your situation, yet anyways, but in these types of situations I always find that an exuberant amount of sex (or jerking it if need be) is always helpful. Also, i'm a big fan of the streaming old tv shows on netflix. Because then you can really become engrossed in the plot. Buffy the vampire slayer can be a lifesaver. Plus she's sexy.

[ODBCP]

i've been reading the archives of dictionary.com's word of the day in order to proliferate my aggregate sum of extraneously loquacious vocables to grandiloquent stratums so that I may more puissantly inculcate my magnanimity and sagacity to the institutions at which i am waitlisted.

man i fuckin hate my life.


edit: forgot to include that the word of the day a few days ago was 'matriculate'. how nice of dictionary.com to rub it in my face.

[Sias]

i've been reading the archives of dictionary.com's word of the day in order to proliferate my aggregate sum of extraneously loquacious vocables to grandiloquent stratums so that I may more puissantly inculcate my magnanimity and sagacity to the institutions at which i am waitlisted.

man i fuckin hate my life.


edit: forgot to include that the word of the day a few days ago was 'matriculate'. how nice of dictionary.com to rub it in my face.

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[NYCG8TR]

Resignation has worked quite well. I know that I'll be repeating the cycle next year if I don't clear a waitlist this cycle. I've just resigned myself to doing this again, and my
stress level has decreased precipitously.

+1

This has been my approach as well.

[pertristis]

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. It's certainly cheaper than hookers and blow.

Then again, it's more competition for next year. Damnit.

[cubedweller]

Resignation has worked quite well. I know that I'll be repeating the cycle next year if I don't clear a waitlist this cycle. I've just resigned myself to doing this again, and my
stress level has decreased precipitously.

+1

[Integrity]

I thought this thread was going to list methods to avoid getting cut from wait lists! :p

[Patriot1208]

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. It's certainly cheaper than hookers and blow.

Then again, it's more competition for next year. Damnit.

Getting a Hooker is a bad choice, it just adds stress when your worried, is this and undercover cop, why does she smell like a dead fish, where are half her teeth, and why am I itching before she even touched me.

[ODBCP]

you need better hookers my friend.

[pertristis]

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. It's certainly cheaper than hookers and blow.

Then again, it's more competition for next year. Damnit.

Getting a Hooker is a bad choice, it just adds stress when your worried, is this and undercover cop, why does she smell like a dead fish, where are half her teeth, and why am I itching before she even touched me.

Wow, man. High class hookers you're finding, eh?

[Patriot1208]

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. It's certainly cheaper than hookers and blow.

Then again, it's more competition for next year. Damnit.

Getting a Hooker is a bad choice, it just adds stress when your worried, is this and undercover cop, why does she smell like a dead fish, where are half her teeth, and why am I itching before she even touched me.

Wow, man. High class hookers you're finding, eh?

Hey, cash is tight, thats why i'm going to go to law school, so I can afford the "girlfriend experience".

[RonArtest]

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. It's certainly cheaper than hookers and blow.

Then again, it's more competition for next year. Damnit.

Getting a Hooker is a bad choice, it just adds stress when your worried, is this and undercover cop, why does she smell like a dead fish, where are half her teeth, and why am I itching before she even touched me.

Wow, man. High class hookers you're finding, eh?

Hey, cash is tight, thats why i'm going to go to law school, so I can afford the [strike]"girlfriend experience"[/strike]soul crushing debt experience.

[Patriot1208]

[/quote]

Getting a Hooker is a bad choice, it just adds stress when your worried, is this and undercover cop, why does she smell like a dead fish, where are half her teeth, and why am I itching before she even touched me.[/quote]

Wow, man. High class hookers you're finding, eh?[/quote]

Hey, cash is tight, thats why i'm going to go to law school, so I can afford the [strike]"girlfriend experience"[/strike]soul crushing debt experience.[/quote][/quote]

Ya, but as long as I can take out a little extra in those student debts to get that girlfriend experience. Or better yet i'll get my grandfather that girlfriend experience so he has a heart attack and leaves me that 150,000 dollars he supposedly has in gold.

[Thunder Jones]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

[d34d9823]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

Would you like a saddle for your high horse?

[Thunder Jones]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

Would you like a saddle for your high horse?

If that's a high horse, then it's a low standard...

[bk1]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

Blatant anti-gigolo trolling.

[Patriot1208]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

Would you like a saddle for your high horse?

blatant anti-barebacking trolling

[Hey-O]

Yay! I love being on the waitlist. I quit my job early because I thought I was going to a summer session school but changed my mind and am now going in the fall.

Now I:

Wake up late
Hang out in coffee shops
http://www.freerice.com - YAY
Go for long walks
Rent free DVDs from the library
Go out drinking during happy hour
Waste my savings on books and clothes!

Best summer ever!

[bk1]

http://www.freerice.com - YAY

wtf. Now I have something else to do in class.

[Foosters Galore]

You know, when I got mind-numbingly bored and posted this topic this morning, I never saw it turning in to a discussion of prostitution Hope you guys enjoy your commercialized version of the denigration of women...

I bet you're just a joy to be around.