THE DING BAR Forum

[Shooter]

Gotti likes Aladdin. I like Gotti.

(unless you're a dude, in which case I just think you're cool)

[Gotti]

Gotti likes Aladdin. I like Gotti.

(unless you're a dude, in which case I just think you're cool)

<3 i'm a girl hahaha

[paulinaporizkova]

emotions running high on this thread....let's all take a 5 minute break and a shot of tequila jack daniels.

FTFY.

Hey, as long as it's at least 70 proof

[Ratchet Jackson]

emotions running high on this thread....let's all take a 5 minute break and a shot of tequila jack daniels.

FTFY.

Hey, as long as it's at least 70 proof

You bring the red cups and tequila, i'll bring jack and shot glasses. We'll have us a good ol' fashioned ding party. Everyone's invited.

[WhatSarahSaid]

You bring the red cups and tequila, i'll bring jack and shot glasses. We'll have us a good ol' fashioned ding party. Everyone's invited.

Where do the people who get rejection e-mails from the Ding Party Planning Committee go

[Shooter]

Gotti likes Aladdin. I like Gotti.

(unless you're a dude, in which case I just think you're cool)

<3 i'm a girl hahaha

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

[Ratchet Jackson]

You bring the red cups and tequila, i'll bring jack and shot glasses. We'll have us a good ol' fashioned ding party. Everyone's invited.

Where do the people who get rejection e-mails from the Ding Party Planning Committee go

Don't worry, you won't get a rejection email from the committee. It's a free for all.

[Gotti]

You bring the red cups and tequila, i'll bring jack and shot glasses. We'll have us a good ol' fashioned ding party. Everyone's invited.

Where do the people who get rejection e-mails from the Ding Party Planning Committee go

Dings are dings...you can still come but you gotta bring 2 bottles instead of 1

[PocketRocketsAA]

Georgetown and Cornell know what they can do

[Gemini]

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

Off topic but credited nonetheless.

[paulinaporizkova]

Georgetown and Cornell know what they can do

your screen name FTW

[sarcasticswede]

Dear UVA,
I really want to go to your school, and I could of, had I applied ED. You're like a chick who wants a marriage proposal on the first date. It doesn't matter how hot you are, it's just creepy. I wanted to check out my other options. Just know it was me who waitlisted you, not you who waitlisted me.

This is wonderful

[Gotti]

Gotti likes Aladdin. I like Gotti.

(unless you're a dude, in which case I just think you're cool)

<3 i'm a girl hahaha

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

Aladdin is the best. I wanted to be Jasmine so bad when I was little....

[Ratchet Jackson]

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

Off topic but credited nonetheless.

Eh. I'm a fan of the classics. But you cannot argue that Pixar does the damn thing with their films. Each of them has been top notch.

[PocketRocketsAA]

Cornell, they are the worst T13.

RANCID Anti-GeorgeTTTown trolling.


Also...

Dear Cornell,

I'd rather be in Haiti than Ithaca.

hth,

km

The only thing CLS is good for is a nice spot to piss on after a night of drinking, which I have done in case anyone is curious.

[Shooter]

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

Off topic but credited nonetheless.

Thanks much. Sorry for de-railing, but I haven't gotten dinged from any schools yet (granted, I've only heard back from 1). Tbh, I kinda like it here though.

[Shooter]

S'pose I should have read your profile first. Regardless, they don't make 'em (Disney movies) like they used to...

Off topic but credited nonetheless.

Eh. I'm a fan of the classics. But you cannot argue that Pixar does the damn thing with their films. Each of them has been top notch.

Oh, yeah. This is totally credited. I was just making a generic statement - they literally do not make them using the same process they used to.

[123xalady]

Dear UVA,
I really want to go to your school, and I could of, had I applied ED. You're like a chick who wants a marriage proposal on the first date. It doesn't matter how hot you are, it's just creepy. I wanted to check out my other options. Just know it was me who waitlisted you, not you who waitlisted me.

This is wonderful

it is

[user08132021]

Dear Catholic,

Fuck you and your unrealistic tuition. That is all.

[Shooter]

Dear Catholic,

Fuck you and your unrealistic tuition. That is all.

Ooooh, very terse. Nice.

[fundamentallybroken]

Dear Catholic,

Fuck you and your unrealistic tuition. That is all.

Oh, is Catholic finally getting around to looking at apps?? (Checks status) Nope.

[applepiecrust]

After the first few spam letters from them, I wrote back and let them know how surprised I was that thet would try to court a gay applicant to their school so aggressively.

The letters stopped right away.

lulz if this is true! and lulz even if it's not

Definitely true! I pointed out to them that their student handbook bans "homosexual activity" on campus. It wouldn't have been a very fun three years.

I just replied to their latest e-mail with their reply. Hope it works!

Regent? Oh my god, I have been thinking the same thing about all their emails (I must've received 5 or 6). I'm like "how'd you miss the LGBT box I checked on LSAC? You don't want me, I don't want you."

[applepiecrust]

Dearest Alma mater,

I realized your associate dean for admissions was unimpressed with me at GW's very own law school fair, where, after introducing myself, she immediately asked me what I'd scored on the LSAT and then made sure I was applying to other schools in the DC area (i.e. American and George Mason, not GeorgeTTTown, who was actually interested enough to interview me) if I wanted to stick around. I can't help thinking that the admissions committee's review of my application was a sorry, formulaic repetition of the associate dean's warm and encouraging approach to greeting law school fair passerby: grimace at LSAT, reject, continue to hopelessly sift through piles of LSATs - I mean, applicants - that would help GW crawl up the rankings, if only those people didn't just apply to have the luxury of a DC safety tucked away in their mailbox.

Thank you, at the very least, for taking the time to "commend" me on my "many academic and personal achievements." I'm sure you got to the part of my resume that proves I've helped man four GW offices; the two LORs written by GW faculty; the line on my GW transcript that states I've graduated with Special Honors.

No, I'm not a special snowflake. But your cold rejection email was right about one thing: "Given the strength of your application, we have no doubt that you will be offered admission to a number of fine law schools."

Never mind the fact that its pathetic your inferiority complex is centered around a school that teeters on the brink of T14 status; if you want so desperately to be Georgetown maybe you could settle for tricking political junkies (those of which I've had enough of, thankyouverymuch) by renaming your prized institution the George Washington University Law Center.

Sincerely,
Don't expect any endowments.

Yeah this was seriously legit, can't believe they would pass up on you (might be a YP?). Either way, you are on the road to a great law school, congrats!

GW can seriously go eff itself. GW will never stand for anything other than "Georgetown Waitlist", undergrad or law school. Go, Valengina! (And you are a special snowflake. Michigan and Berkeley agree )
(Now I want to write a similar (but preemptive) Ding Bar submission for my alma mater i.e. the school that gives GW its inferiority complex.)

[user08132021]

Dear Catholic,

Fuck you and your unrealistic tuition. That is all.

Oh, is Catholic finally getting around to looking at apps?? (Checks status) Nope.

Rule of thumb- if they made a decision, and you gets no e-mail- they slighted you.

[fundamentallybroken]

Dear Catholic,

Fuck you and your unrealistic tuition. That is all.

Oh, is Catholic finally getting around to looking at apps?? (Checks status) Nope.

Rule of thumb- if they made a decision, and you gets no e-mail- they slighted you.

Yeah - I'm still at complete though. No review, no decision. Of course, I already got in at Northeastern, so at this point I'm just looking for schools to beat their offer.