If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why Forum

[kittenmittons]

Cornell because I bet they would go down easy

[GobiasIndustries]

Most definitely UVA. They took nearly 4 months to give me an emailed rejection, which honestly contained the line:

"I hope you excuse the informality of this communication, but I thought you might appreciate speed over formality"

Lol, what f'n idiots

This. I was definitely a "lure with fee waiver, reject with minimal consideration" applicant, but they still took 4 months to send me that crappy email.

[reasonabledoubt]

*I tap Ohio State on shoulder*

"Hey OSU, what up? I noticed my app has been complete and under review since Jan 6th, but no updates since, interesting...."

SUCKER PUNCH!

(Ohio State falls)

*I roll Ohio State over and put my (Wolverine Brand) boot on Ohio State's neck. Ohio State starts to cry and I say, "you brought this upon yourself."

Then I hold Ohio State down, squat, and fart on it's face.

[scionb4]

*I tap Ohio State on shoulder*

"Hey OSU, what up? I noticed my app has been complete and under review since Jan 6th, but no updates since, interesting...."

SUCKER PUNCH!

(Ohio State falls)

*I roll Ohio State over and put my (Wolverine Brand) boot on Ohio State's neck. Ohio State starts to cry and I say, "you brought this upon yourself."

Then I hold Ohio State down, squat, and fart on it's face.

Why is your prifile picture that of a shirless guy unnecessarily pointing at his tummy?

[webbylu87]

george mason. for waitlisting me while i was also waitlisted at bu and minnesota and in at iowa and illinois. ridiculous.

[kdw94780]

The cycle is far from over. However, I would seriously sucker punch Minnesota. Really, waitlisting me after two months when Vandy accepts me after a month and Illinois gives me a full scholarship on the same day. What the hell were you thinking? I wouldn't have gone to your icy school regardless. No one gives a crap about Minnesota outside of Minnesota either!

[Stephanie13]

University of Tennessee for calling themselves UTLaw and then sending me something and making me think it was Texas!! gahhh

[crysmissmichelle]

Not a law school so much (yet...), but I would love to lay LSAC out cold. $12 bucks per app, plus the $120 fee for transcripts/LORs! Weak.

And $135 to take the freaking test! I'm with YOU! It's a racket!

[DallasCowboy]

UF for not giving A+'s in undergrad

[timshel]

scionb4 do not disrespect "THE SITUATION" like that. I would take a massive dump on Berkeley. Under review since 10/22.

[chadwick218]

UNC ... rejected last year with a 167/4.0, 5 years of WE, and a why I am interested in PI personal statement ... fortunately Duke took them down last night and making the tournament appears to be a long-shot at this point!

[Z3RO]

Definitely Michigan. They rejected me for philosophy grad school years ago, and now they reject me on the same day as Harvard, like they're so fucking cool. Yeah, they're really cool if you want to hang out with a bunch of sweaty football loving sycophants smelling their own icy farts while they TP the Cooley dorms.

I'll just go to UChicago (once I'm accepted that is) and take the job away from one of your lame ass applicants.

Michigan, your brochure has been used as reading material in my bathroom for months now. I've recently thought of a better use.

[agentdedalus]

Cornell because I bet they would go down easy

classic.

[chadwick218]

The first law schools to "officially" increase tuition to $50K / year. Will NU be the first?

[Dick Whitman]

UNC ... rejected last year with a 167/4.0, 5 years of WE, and a why I am interested in PI personal statement ... fortunately Duke took them down last night and making the tournament appears to be a long-shot at this point!

I withdrew my app from UNC last year on the day they got knocked out of the ACC tournament just to rub salt in the wound.

[englawyer]

Yale. Games the rankings and shirks good ole' law school competition by keeping a small class size

[faceman9000]

The cycle is far from over. However, I would seriously sucker punch Minnesota. Really, waitlisting me after two months when Vandy accepts me after a month and Illinois gives me a full scholarship on the same day. What the hell were you thinking? I wouldn't have gone to your icy school regardless. No one gives a crap about Minnesota outside of Minnesota either!

Whoa now...

I would face punch Pepperdine, and continue punching until it calls me God...or at least Jesus.

[reasonabledoubt]

The cycle is far from over. However, I would seriously sucker punch Minnesota. Really, waitlisting me after two months when Vandy accepts me after a month and Illinois gives me a full scholarship on the same day. What the hell were you thinking? I wouldn't have gone to your icy school regardless. No one gives a crap about Minnesota outside of Minnesota either!

Whoa now...

I would face punch Pepperdine, and continue punching until it calls me God...or at least Jesus.

Pepperdine has probably been donkey punched so many times that I wouldn't even go near it..... definitely not close enough to actually punch it. In fact, I wouldn't even punch it with your dong.... err, wait, I think I'm mixing my metaphors. Malibu has dirty girls. There, that's clear enough.

[chadwick218]

Oh, how could I forgot, I would also sucker punch I-UB. I applied very late last year cycle and didn't take the LSAT until Feb 2009 so I didn't really know where I would fall (I last took the test in June of 2004).

I called to set up an visit and the person who I spoke with told me that she had my file on her desk and asked if I wanted to attend the ASD instead (at this point, I hadn't been admitted). I told her "absolutely." She told me that she would send me an emailing confirming. Having received no email, I called a few days later. At this point, I was told that I could not attend as I had not been admitted. I was uninvited!

[scionb4]

scionb4 do not disrespect "THE SITUATION" like that. I would take a massive dump on Berkeley. Under review since 10/22.

What's "The Situation"?

[landmanpat]

scionb4 do not disrespect "THE SITUATION" like that. I would take a massive dump on Berkeley. Under review since 10/22.

Well at least you are under review. I submitted my applications in early January and got my rejection e-mail in early February. I would punch Berkeley in the face because they really seemed to take their sweet time holistically reviewing my application... I know it all comes down to numbers but Berkeley is all about saying they look at the whole picture... doesn't look like it...

[robin600]

Cornell because I bet they would go down easy

Wait, I thought they were already down.....

[blackmamba76]

The first law schools to "officially" increase tuition to $50K / year. Will NU be the first?

Penn Law is already $48k a year.

[td6624]

Any and all law schools that require Need Access.

titcr

[td6624]

Also, any schools that require a "Dean's certification letter" to explain away minor disciplinary infractions (NYU, Columbia, Cornell, John Marshall Chicago.... some others).