TLS c/o 2020 - In #Squad We Trust Forum

[thatblondegirl]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

[thatlawlkid]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

these are the conversations that will get me to 500 posts for the destination thread

[thatblondegirl]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

these are the conversations that will get me to 500 posts for the destination thread

[jjcorvino]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

[BoyJord]

I agree. we need a new topic to begin the process

law schools as Hogwarts houses

I think hufflepuff suits Michigan

UChicago as Ravenclaw?

Durmstrang

This

[Kopetz]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

they had a judiciary (the wizengamot) so that seems to imply some kind of wizard jurisprudence

[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

Is avada kedavra-ing a fetus considered murder or an acceptable form of wizard-abortion? I heard this has been a point of intense political debate within the Ministry of Magic for centuries.

[BoyJord]

The real question is...who is Gryffindor??

I don't think anyone?

I would have said NYU before that email slip up the other day

NYU or mich seem closest but idk.

I'd vote for Mich!

My announcement post on insta when I chose Mich:

"Hmmm, difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?"

"Not UChicago, not UChicago..."

"Not UChicago, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And UChicago will help you on the way to greatness (and clerkships), there's no doubt about that. No?"

"Please, please. Anything but UChicago, anything but UChicago."

"Well if you're sure, better be... MICHIGAN!"

Well done

[jjcorvino]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

they had a judiciary (the wizengamot) so that seems to imply some kind of wizard jurisprudence

I forgot about that. So is Dumbledore also a licensed attorney? He seemed to be able to step in to represent Harry without any objection.

[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

they had a judiciary (the wizengamot) so that seems to imply some kind of wizard jurisprudence

I forgot about that. So is Dumbledore also a licensed attorney? He seemed to be able to step in to represent Harry without any objection.

Pretty sure Dumbledore could do whater the hell he wants and nobody will say anything. He's like Pope Francis. If Pope Francis walked into a courtroom and said that he would represent you pro-bono, I doubt anyone would say shit.

[Hennessy]

Said YLS, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."

Said Stanford Law, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."

Said Harvard U, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."

Said Michigan, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."

[ldlestrange]

Said YLS, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."

Said Stanford Law, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."

Said Harvard U, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."

Said Michigan, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."

THIS IS AMAZING

[Kopetz]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

they had a judiciary (the wizengamot) so that seems to imply some kind of wizard jurisprudence

I forgot about that. So is Dumbledore also a licensed attorney? He seemed to be able to step in to represent Harry without any objection.

Pretty sure Dumbledore could do whater the hell he wants and nobody will say anything. He's like Pope Francis. If Pope Francis walked into a courtroom and said that he would represent you pro-bono, I doubt anyone would say shit.

and Pope Francis isn't able to kick every ass in any room (as far as i'm aware.) If Dumbledore wants to practice law without a license, who's really going to stop him?

edit: lol Henny

[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

Said YLS, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."

Said Stanford Law, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."

Said Harvard U, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."

Said Michigan, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."

THIS IS AMAZING

HAHAA

[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

Speaking of Harry Potter, are there wizard/witch lawyers? Like, they make magical contracts and spend all day doing discovery for Ministry of Magic V. Weasley for his illegal muggle experiments?

they had a judiciary (the wizengamot) so that seems to imply some kind of wizard jurisprudence

I forgot about that. So is Dumbledore also a licensed attorney? He seemed to be able to step in to represent Harry without any objection.

Pretty sure Dumbledore could do whater the hell he wants and nobody will say anything. He's like Pope Francis. If Pope Francis walked into a courtroom and said that he would represent you pro-bono, I doubt anyone would say shit.

and Pope Francis isn't able to kick every ass in any room (as far as i'm aware.) If Dumbledore wants to practice law without a license, who's really going to stop him?

edit: lol Henny

Do you have any idea what a single Moonstone could do to a Pope?

If you learn anything from Pokemon: never fuck with Magikarp.

[potterotter]

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[SmallK]

Said YLS, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."

Said Stanford Law, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."

Said Harvard U, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."

Said Michigan, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."

THIS IS AMAZING

HAHAA

YES. 10000%, spot on.

[BoyJord]

Said YLS, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."

Said Stanford Law, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."

Said Harvard U, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."

Said Michigan, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."

THIS IS AMAZING

Does this post count for 500? Someone get OP some flair for their "destination" tag

[Monday]

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[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

Wait I'm kind of confused. What happens to wizard-born children that don't make it to Hogwarts or the other schools in England (since I'm assuming there's more wizard children than there are seats at these schools)? Do they have like a list of second-tier wizards schools?

[Po$eidon]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

Is avada kedavra-ing a fetus considered murder or an acceptable form of wizard-abortion? I heard this has been a point of intense political debate within the Ministry of Magic for centuries.

These are the questions they ask at Uchi prior to agreeing that Avada Kedavra-ing fetuses is wrong but also that Avada Kedavra-ing should be more widely used against everyone else. Hence Durmstrang (the cold seals the deal)

[thatblondegirl]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

Is avada kedavra-ing a fetus considered murder or an acceptable form of wizard-abortion? I heard this has been a point of intense political debate within the Ministry of Magic for centuries.

These are the questions they ask at Uchi prior to agreeing that Avada Kedavra-ing fetuses is wrong but also that Avada Kedavra-ing should be more widely used against everyone else. Hence Durmstrang (the cold seals the deal)

^True

Also, is it possible to just Avada Kedavra the fetus? Are there lasting damages to the fetus bearer? So many questions!

[Thomas Hagan, ESQ.]

do you think they had to like brew up a wizard version of "Plan B" or was there like an "baby deleto"spell they had?

I always wondered how Madam Pomfrey handled those unwanted teen pregnancies

Is avada kedavra-ing a fetus considered murder or an acceptable form of wizard-abortion? I heard this has been a point of intense political debate within the Ministry of Magic for centuries.

These are the questions they ask at Uchi prior to agreeing that Avada Kedavra-ing fetuses is wrong but also that Avada Kedavra-ing should be more widely used against everyone else. Hence Durmstrang (the cold seals the deal)

^True

Also, is it possible to just Avada Kedavra the fetus? Are there lasting damages to the fetus bearer? So many questions!

Wow that is a pretty valid question!

[Hennessy]

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[BoyJord]

Wait I'm kind of confused. What happens to wizard-born children that don't make it to Hogwarts or the other schools in England (since I'm assuming there's more wizard children than there are seats at these schools)? Do they have like a list of second-tier wizards schools?

TT/TTT wizard schools are simply muggle schools. These wizard kids just enroll at Oxbridge