WUSTL c/o 2017 Applicants (2013-2014 Cycle) Forum

[georgej]

Thanks, cuse, lol. yes I take citrus seriously.

I am not a hot girl, tho, but, and I'm not trying to brag, older ladies have been known to give me special treatment and free stuff for some reason. Crossing guards especially. If they know me, they make the kids wait while I drive my car through the intersection. No joke.

[Banshee]

Step 1) Take off wedding ring if necessary.
Step 2) ONLY deal with male employees (this is crucial)
Step 3) Be really really nice and flirty even if you're a cold hearted bitch
Step 4) Keep doing step three
Step 5) Free stuff

Its basically a bullet-proof plan.

I concur with this.

[Chinese_Mafia]

Thanks, cuse, lol. yes I take citrus seriously.

I am not a hot girl, tho, but, and I'm not trying to brag, older ladies have been known to give me special treatment and free stuff for some reason. Crossing guards especially. If they know me, they make the kids wait while I drive my car through the intersection. No joke.

U R NOT A GUY?

[Chinese_Mafia]

Step 1) Take off wedding ring if necessary.
Step 2) ONLY deal with male employees (this is crucial)
Step 3) Be really really nice and flirty even if you're a cold hearted bitch
Step 4) Keep doing step three
Step 5) Free stuff

Its basically a bullet-proof plan.

I concur with this.

If you are half hot as the woman in your avatar....U don't need all these shit.....

[KanyeShrug]

Step 1) Take off wedding ring if necessary.
Step 2) ONLY deal with male employees (this is crucial)
Step 3) Be really really nice and flirty even if you're a cold hearted bitch
Step 4) Keep doing step three
Step 5) Free stuff

Its basically a bullet-proof plan.

(OBVIOUSLY not insinuating you're a "hoe", just thought this was funny)

[georgej]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

[peachesthedoge]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

such offended
much hurt
very doge
wow

[Banshee]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

I don't know...maybe we need a ruling...but I think that Bound and I, we're like really pretty.

Bound, do you agree? You think we're really pretty?

(I'd insert a mean girls gif here, but I'm just shy of my 100 posts)

[DoveBodyWash]

so this is what it's like to actually have female TLSers in your class...

[John Everyman]

Every day I work to get a little closer to looking like my avatar...

Qdoba queso burrito for lunch - another day of hard work down

[georgej]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

I don't know...maybe we need a ruling...but I think that Bound and I, we're like really pretty.

Bound, do you agree? You think we're really pretty?

(I'd insert a mean girls gif here, but I'm just shy of my 100 posts)

I guess you'll just have to post pics to prove your prettiness then, eh?

(but seriously, besides peaches obviously, the avatar just isn't any kind of proof. e.g. I love wearing wifebeaters and standing next to flowers, yet I look nothing like my 'tar.)

[DoveBodyWash]

i look exactly like my avatar.

[Chinese_Mafia]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

such offended
much hurt
very doge
wow

often cute animal pics = beautiful or beastful.....

[meb1212]

me=pretty much twinsies with my avatar

[njdevils2626]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

I don't know...maybe we need a ruling...but I think that Bound and I, we're like really pretty.

Bound, do you agree? You think we're really pretty?

(I'd insert a mean girls gif here, but I'm just shy of my 100 posts)

I'd like to step in here to provide unbiased approval of the above statements in case anyone is seriously wondering

[KanyeShrug]

i look exactly like my avatar.

I was just about to say.



Dammit, I've been doing this wrong the entire time.

[JustHawkin]

I don't know...maybe we need a ruling...but I think that Bound and I, we're like really pretty.

TBH, Bound has a face only a mother could love...

HTH

[peachesthedoge]

me=pretty much twinsies with my avatar

meb you kind of look like her but you're actually a lot prettier

[meb1212]

me=pretty much twinsies with my avatar

meb you kind of look like her but you're actually a lot prettier

Aww..peaches so sweet.

[georgej]

I used to look like Nicholas Cage, but now I'm significantly balder.

TBH, Bound has a face only a mother could love...

HTH

That's really mean unless its a joke that I don't get in which case maybe its funny.

[Banshee]

me=pretty much twinsies with my avatar

meb you kind of look like her but you're actually a lot prettier

^ agree!

[meb1212]

I used to look like Nicholas Cage, but now I'm significantly balder.

TBH, Bound has a face only a mother could love...

HTH

That's really mean unless its a joke that I don't get in which case maybe its funny.

it's a joke for sure

[Banshee]

Chinese_Mafia, I am a guy, which means I am not a hot girl. I can see how my phrasing was a bit confusing, though.

p.s. Nobody looks like their avatar at all, probably. This is not a jab at bound or XO_MissCourtney, btw... I'm just saying avatars are a poor way of judging someone's physical beauty.

I don't know...maybe we need a ruling...but I think that Bound and I, we're like really pretty.

Bound, do you agree? You think we're really pretty?

(I'd insert a mean girls gif here, but I'm just shy of my 100 posts)

I'd like to step in here to provide unbiased approval of the above statements in case anyone is seriously wondering

Aww thanks! <3

[meb1212]

me=pretty much twinsies with my avatar

meb you kind of look like her but you're actually a lot prettier

^ agree!

...you guys.... I blush

I was totally not fishing...just making a joke about looking like a crazy person

[meb1212]

so this is what it's like to actually have female TLSers in your class...

this is getting pretty girly, huh...?