WUSTL c/o 2017 Applicants (2013-2014 Cycle) Forum

Fiero85 · Post by **Fiero85** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:51 pm

Attax wrote:
CookieDough wrote:Ok new plan. We convene in Vegas, and mock RB for working
I'm also working all summer

+1

August 1 at a minimum, more like 8th.

njdevils2626 · Post by **njdevils2626** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:51 pm

XO_MissCourtney wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I say again: How are you people able to quit your jobs this early? Who feeds you?!
My SO is an amazing cook....dinner parties at our house! Everyone's invited!

Count me in!

bostonbrewer · Post by **bostonbrewer** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:52 pm

XO_MissCourtney wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I say again: How are you people able to quit your jobs this early? Who feeds you?!
My SO is an amazing cook....dinner parties at our house! Everyone's invited!

So...Vegas and free meals?

Yeah, I'm in.

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:53 pm

njdevils2626 wrote:
XO_MissCourtney wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I say again: How are you people able to quit your jobs this early? Who feeds you?!
My SO is an amazing cook....dinner parties at our house! Everyone's invited!
Count me in!

+1 (you're already cool in my book because you're Canadian and like hockey)

Ricky-Bobby · Post by **Ricky-Bobby** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:54 pm

I'll just quit my job(s) now and travel around the country staying at various TLSers' houses while their SOs feed me. Thanks for the plan, guys!

wittyhandle · Post by **wittyhandle** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:58 pm

Ricky-Bobby wrote:I'll just quit my job(s) now and travel around the country staying at various TLSers' houses while their SOs feed me. Thanks for the plan, guys!

Do we have anyone in San Francisco? I need someone to feed me there.

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:07 pm

bostonbrewer wrote:
XO_MissCourtney wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I say again: How are you people able to quit your jobs this early? Who feeds you?!
My SO is an amazing cook....dinner parties at our house! Everyone's invited!
So...Vegas and free meals?

Yeah, I'm in.

+1

njdevils2626 · Post by **njdevils2626** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:13 pm

XO_MissCourtney wrote:
njdevils2626 wrote:
XO_MissCourtney wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I say again: How are you people able to quit your jobs this early? Who feeds you?!
My SO is an amazing cook....dinner parties at our house! Everyone's invited!
Count me in!
+1 (you're already cool in my book because you're Canadian and like hockey)

meb1212 · Post by **meb1212** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:17 pm

Ricky-Bobby wrote:I'll just quit my job(s) now and travel around the country staying at various TLSers' houses while their SOs feed me. Thanks for the plan, guys!

Hrmm...yes this all works. Unless of course the various SOs don't/can't cook. Then the whole plan is ruined.

Chinese_Mafia · Post by **Chinese_Mafia** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:20 pm

Working in construction till August.

chuckbass · Post by **chuckbass** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:27 pm

meb1212 wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I'll just quit my job(s) now and travel around the country staying at various TLSers' houses while their SOs feed me. Thanks for the plan, guys!
Hrmm...yes this all works. Unless of course the various SOs don't/can't cook. Then the whole plan is ruined.

Guys, if my future SO doesn't cook then our children will be shit out of luck.

Ricky-Bobby · Post by **Ricky-Bobby** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:28 pm

meb1212 wrote:
Ricky-Bobby wrote:I'll just quit my job(s) now and travel around the country staying at various TLSers' houses while their SOs feed me. Thanks for the plan, guys!
Hrmm...yes this all works. Unless of course the various SOs don't/can't cook. Then the whole plan is ruined.

I'll force down some take-out if that's all that is available, but I'll probably complain about it.

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:28 pm

Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.

Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.

Chinese_Mafia · Post by **Chinese_Mafia** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:33 pm

Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.

What would you imagine then?

MKC · Post by **MKC** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:35 pm

Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.

Foundations are a great place to get rid of bodies. HTH

Chinese_Mafia · Post by **Chinese_Mafia** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:38 pm

MarkinKansasCity wrote:
Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.
Foundations are a great place to get rid of bodies. HTH

I gotta run to my site now. TTYL. Not really the foundation. I prefer sewage pipe.

Lebrarian_Booker · Post by **Lebrarian_Booker** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:11 pm

Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.

At first I read your name as "Cheese_Mafia". It made me happy.

Fiero85 · Post by **Fiero85** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:18 pm

Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.

You even seen Dark Knight Rises, bro?

Construction is great for diabolical schemes and graft

Ricky-Bobby · Post by **Ricky-Bobby** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:18 pm

MarkinKansasCity wrote:
Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.
Foundations are a great place to get rid of bodies. HTH

Markin I'm starting to doubt your gangster credentials. You can't hide bodies in foundations, because the bodies decompose and leave big, body-shaped holes that turn into structural defects.

If you're going to build a house, you have to stand by the quality of your craftsmanship.

TCR is to use dermestid beetles.

MKC · Post by **MKC** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:25 pm

Ricky-Bobby wrote:
MarkinKansasCity wrote:
Attax wrote:
Chinese_Mafia wrote:Working in construction till August.
Odd, I'd imagine that the Chinese Mafia wouldn't really be in the construction business.
Foundations are a great place to get rid of bodies. HTH
Markin I'm starting to doubt your gangster credentials. You can't hide bodies in foundations, because the bodies decompose and leave big, body-shaped holes that turn into structural defects.

If you're going to build a house, you have to stand by the quality of your craftsmanship.

TCR is to use dermestid beetles.

1) Last I checked, gangsters aren't particularly worried about the structural integrity of the buildings they get through kicking back money to government officials. What are you going to do, sue them?

2) There's also the pig option, which I think is probably safer since there's nothing left to find. Or acid. Or cremation, but that takes some specialized equipment or attracts attention.

KanyeShrug · Post by **KanyeShrug** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:34 pm

One day in the future, we'll all be reviewing personal plea deals, thinking: "Damn, we were just showing off body-hiding knowledge on TLS. It got so real so fast."

Ricky-Bobby · Post by **Ricky-Bobby** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:55 pm

MarkinKansasCity wrote: 1) Last I checked, gangsters aren't particularly worried about the structural integrity of the buildings they get through kicking back money to government officials. What are you going to do, sue them?

2) There's also the pig option, which I think is probably safer since there's nothing left to find. Or acid. Or cremation, but that takes some specialized equipment or attracts attention.

1) Is that all you future lawyers think about, liability? I'm talking about taking pride in your work.

2) Pigs and crabs are definitely viable alternatives. Acid seems messy if done improperly, a la Breaking Bad.

KanyeShrug wrote:One day in the future, we'll all be reviewing personal plea deals, thinking: "Damn, we were just showing off body-hiding knowledge on TLS. It got so real so fast."

"The next thing I knew, the undergrad was falling down the steps. Maybe he shouldn't have been in our libr- I mean... accident?"

KanyeShrug · Post by **KanyeShrug** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:19 pm

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Ricky-Bobby · Post by **Ricky-Bobby** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:22 pm

KanyeShrug wrote: [Better Call Saul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KfACTAOPa0

KanyeShrug · Post by **KanyeShrug** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:38 pm

I honestly can't tell if that's real. What is that, a mixtape cover at the end?

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