THE DING BAR Forum

[adrib]

Dear schools that waitlisted or rejected me (ALL OF YOU, BITCHES):

In the immortal words of Davy Crockett: "You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." Here's a newsflash: I never liked any of you, seriously. Thank you for saving my heart the agony of choosing between your shit school and UT, my first and only love. I will truly enjoy the in-state tuition, generous scholly and grant money, good weather, and awesome bbq and Tex-Mex. Seriously, thanks. Also, fuck you.

[GermX]

Dear Boston College,

I would rather be in a triple-penetration "Two Guys, One Cup" orgy than be on your waitlist. Suck it.

Regards,

GermX

[FunkyJD]

Congrats to Dook, the 2010 National [strike]Chimps[/strike] [strike]Chumps[/strike] Champs.

[dvd]

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[entrechatsix]

Dear schools that waitlisted or rejected me (ALL OF YOU, BITCHES):

In the immortal words of Davy Crockett: "You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." Here's a newsflash: I never liked any of you, seriously. Thank you for saving my heart the agony of choosing between your shit school and UT, my first and only love. I will truly enjoy the in-state tuition, generous scholly and grant money, good weather, and awesome bbq and Tex-Mex. Seriously, thanks. Also, fuck you.

wow, adrib getting sassy! i love it

[Cosmo Kramer]

Dear ND,

I'll pass on that WL. I'd like to get laid in law school.


Love,

Judge Vandelay

[adrib]

Dear schools that waitlisted or rejected me (ALL OF YOU, BITCHES):

In the immortal words of Davy Crockett: "You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." Here's a newsflash: I never liked any of you, seriously. Thank you for saving my heart the agony of choosing between your shit school and UT, my first and only love. I will truly enjoy the in-state tuition, generous scholly and grant money, good weather, and awesome bbq and Tex-Mex. Seriously, thanks. Also, fuck you.

wow, adrib getting sassy! i love it

I swear I'm not like that often. I was especially moody that day, i guess! lol

[hv1]

what's the latest you could be under review at a school without hearing about a waitlist?

[pollaclc]

what's the latest you could be under review at a school without hearing about a waitlist?

bump

[dibs]

i'm still under review by like 5 schools without hearing anything about a waitlist.

[charlesjd]

LOLZ @ Chicago-Kent. Haven't heard from them yeTTT.

Too bad I've already decided on a waaaaaaay better school. I want to see what happens just because I actually paid for this.

[$1.99]

stanford,
fuck you douchebag, you aren't even an ivy league school

[p_r]

Temple,

Perhaps it's the fact that your rejection was nothing more than an impersonal, almost sombre, status change to "Admission Denied" that I now find the whole thing so distasteful, but fuck your school for making me wait four months just to read that. During that time, my candidacy for a seat at your institution became so insignificant to me that I forgot to notify my relatives of your decision.

p_r

[AsexualChocolate]

NOtre Dame -
Will somehow find a way to spend every future cent of income on Caucasian abortions. Where all the white women at???

[FunkyJD]

Georgetown,

I could've helped you move up into the t-13, but now you'll just have to make do. I wish you the best in your future pursuits, which will likely include ensnaring unsuspecting or feebly compliant young, ego-stricken geniuses in golden shackles; or, paying sibley a six-figure settlement, 30 percent of which will go to Gloria Allred.

[thebookcollector]

NOtre Dame -
Will somehow find a way to spend every future cent of income on Caucasian abortions. Where all the white women at???

Wow. I feel like guilty for laughing at that.

I was WL at MN... even though it isn't a ding, I'm withdrawing, so it might have well been.

Dear Minnesota:

I recently saw the movie Fargo. The accents really freaked me out. Plus, you named your law school's building after Walter Mondale. Your NLJ placement stats, like that guy, just can't pull through, even when the stage is set for them and all they have to do is not f*ck up.

The Anti Scalia

[Rawlsian]

Georgetown,

I could've helped you move up into the t-13, but now you'll just have to make do. I wish you the best in your future pursuits, which will likely include ensnaring unsuspecting or feebly compliant young, ego-stricken geniuses in golden shackles; or, paying sibley a six-figure settlement, 30 percent of which will go to Gloria Allred.

[PlugInBaby]

SCENE: PlugInBaby gets back home to her future wife.

PlugInBaby: Hi babe! These are for you (hands her Junior Mints)
Future wife: Did you get into Washington today?
PlugInBaby: ...
Future wife: You didn't get in did you?
PlugInBaby: No, they are crazy! I am an out of state student! I would have paid sticker! They would have made bondles!
Future wife: You still have Seattle and St. Louis as safeties don't you???
PlugInBaby: Law School Predictor said I was an easy admit, but I was waitlisted and rejected. Everything goes wrong and I am the fool. There aren't any good schools that love me.
Future wife: I still love you....
PlugInBaby: You are the only one that does...
Future wife: Do you want me to order a pizza?
PlugInBaby: I don't care...
Future wife: I already ordered a pizza....
PlugInBaby: Half pineapple and Canadian bacon, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese?
Future wife: *nods*
PlugInBaby: You think of everything...
Future wife: It's just a lousy law school admissions decision...

The rest continued on this scene...with PlugInBaby played by Tommy Wiseau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gY2P6DC7Io

I'M TIRED!! I'M WASTED!! I LOVE YOU TOP LAW SCHOOLS!!

[SaintClarence27]

Minnesota:

You're too hot in the summer. So there.

Sincerely,
Overqualified waitlister

[SaintClarence27]

UPenn,

I'm not sad that you rejected me, because I've been watching Parking Wars. I'm scared to park in Philadelphia anyway.

Sincerely,
Underqualified

[dp73816]

UPenn,

I'm not sad that you rejected me, because I've been watching Parking Wars. I'm scared to park in Philadelphia anyway.

Sincerely,
Underqualified

I like the double-post, common thread idea - unique, and counter-balanced.

[cariberry]

SCENE: PlugInBaby gets back home to her future wife.

PlugInBaby: Hi babe! These are for you (hands her Junior Mints)
Future wife: Did you get into Washington today?
PlugInBaby: ...
Future wife: You didn't get in did you?
PlugInBaby: No, they are crazy! I am an out of state student! I would have paid sticker! They would have made bondles!
Future wife: You still have Seattle and St. Louis as safeties don't you???
PlugInBaby: Law School Predictor said I was an easy admit, but I was waitlisted and rejected. Everything goes wrong and I am the fool. There aren't any good schools that love me.
Future wife: I still love you....
PlugInBaby: You are the only one that does...
Future wife: Do you want me to order a pizza?
PlugInBaby: I don't care...
Future wife: I already ordered a pizza....
PlugInBaby: Half pineapple and Canadian bacon, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese?
Future wife: *nods*
PlugInBaby: You think of everything...
Future wife: It's just a lousy law school admissions decision...

The rest continued on this scene...with PlugInBaby played by Tommy Wiseau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gY2P6DC7Io

I'M TIRED!! I'M WASTED!! I LOVE YOU TOP LAW SCHOOLS!!

A reference to "The Room!" I love it!

[Neelio]

[quote="AsexualChocolate"]NOtre Dame -
Will somehow find a way to spend every future cent of income on Caucasian abortions. Where all the white women at???[/quo

wow. hahahahaha

[b.dale.flat]

no one has any more??
It's been a quiet week for me

[SaintClarence27]

Seems like it's been quiet for everyone but me. A rejection and a waitlist.