THE DING BAR Forum

IWantT6 · Post by **IWantT6** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:38 am

Topszn wrote:Dear Berkeley,

I can't believe i've missed out on the opportunity to be sexually assaulted by a Dean. I will wipe the tears away with my Harvard acceptance letter.

Fuck You,
Me

YaaaaSsssssssssss

nicknar · Post by **nicknar** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:17 am

So glad to see this thread again.

Dear Stanford,

Palo Alto is a purgatory, not a paradise, and you know it. Stop claiming otherwise.

Now,

schocolate · Post by **schocolate** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:16 am

Dear Yale,

That's alright. I'm cool with 6 years of long distance.

Straight chillin',

schocolate

meowmers · Post by **meowmers** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:46 am

nicknar wrote:So glad to see this thread again.

Dear Stanford,

Palo Alto is a purgatory, not a paradise, and you know it. Stop claiming otherwise.

Now,

i wish you could "like" TLS posts.

capricasixx · Post by **capricasixx** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:28 pm

Dear UCLA and USC,

I've got nothing clever or snarky to say.

proteinshake · Post by **proteinshake** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:16 pm

I am ready for more

canafsa · Post by **canafsa** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:30 pm

Gitaroo_Dude · Post by **Gitaroo_Dude** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:29 pm

We need to get BirdLawExpert back in here somehow.

lawlzschool · Post by **lawlzschool** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:31 pm

canafsa wrote:Ohh baby. I'm sure you're all lovely people, but I'm really hoping I don't spend too much time in here.

+1

Edit: thoroughly prepared for it, though

88234 · Post by **88234** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:07 pm

Dear Cornell,

Ithaca is Dante's final, cold, circle of hell. What the students who consistently commit suicide off of your bridges don't realize is that they'll end up right back on your campus.

Sincerely,

Couchnumbers

fazzvm56 · Post by **fazzvm56** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:45 pm

Oh GW,

I was just using you to try and make Georgetown jealous. I'm sorry it had to end this way, but it was never working between us. My heart is across the District.

Love always,

It's not you, it's me.

Gitaroo_Dude · Post by **Gitaroo_Dude** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:45 pm

88234 wrote:Dear Cornell,

Ithaca is Dante's final, cold, circle of hell. What the students who consistently commit suicide off of your bridges don't realize is that they'll end up right back on your campus.

Sincerely,

Couchnumbers

A tremendous start to this cycle, numbers twin.

88234 · Post by **88234** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:48 pm

Gitaroo_Dude wrote:
88234 wrote:Dear Cornell,

Ithaca is Dante's final, cold, circle of hell. What the students who consistently commit suicide off of your bridges don't realize is that they'll end up right back on your campus.

Sincerely,

Couchnumbers
A tremendous start to this cycle, numbers twin.

I got into GULC which I wanted more anyway, but I love the idea of this thread.

sorence · Post by **sorence** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:12 pm

88234 wrote:
Gitaroo_Dude wrote:
88234 wrote:Dear Cornell,

Ithaca is Dante's final, cold, circle of hell. What the students who consistently commit suicide off of your bridges don't realize is that they'll end up right back on your campus.

Sincerely,

Couchnumbers
A tremendous start to this cycle, numbers twin.
I got into GULC which I wanted more anyway, but I love the idea of this thread.

I read your comment when you first posted it and I'm still laughing. Way to make lemonade out of a ding!

toobig2lose · Post by **toobig2lose** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:27 pm

This thread is hilarious. Makes my day.

BigBadLady · Post by **BigBadLady** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm

guynourmin · Post by **guynourmin** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:15 pm

BigBadLady wrote:Cornell...would rather go to any of other ivy league schools, except for Georgetown.

Georgetown isn't an Ivy.

BigBadLady · Post by **BigBadLady** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:54 pm

brinicolec · Post by **brinicolec** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:30 pm

canafsa wrote:Ohh baby. I'm sure you're all lovely people, but I'm really hoping I don't spend too much time in here.

+1

chargers21 · Post by **chargers21** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:48 pm

BirdLawExpert · Post by **BirdLawExpert** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:39 pm

Gitaroo_Dude wrote:We need to get BirdLawExpert back in here somehow.

...you rang?

richmar6575 · Post by **richmar6575** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:02 am

Dear U-T,

You say "Keep Austin Weird" like that's a good thing. Good luck with the Uber knock offs

LawSchoolTitan · Post by **LawSchoolTitan** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:26 pm

Bump... because I feel like some people need this right now...

SybillAnnDorsett · Post by **SybillAnnDorsett** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:31 pm

I didn't personally apply but I feel bad seeing some of you LSAT wizards get denied so, yolo:

Cornell, darling!
Who dost thou think thou is?
Suicide Rate? Pass
Campus vibe? Abysmal
If I wanted to freeze
I'd pay for cryotherapy

It's cheaper.

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