THE DING BAR Forum

[Calihawk]

Bro you can hate on Emory all you want but Winnipeg is cool.

I don't dislike Winnipeg, but there's no denying that it's a cattle town with less than a million people, whereas Atlanta is a bustling metropolis with an absurdly higher number of citizens in the metro area. It would be like Cleveland losing a sports team to Sioux City.

not to mention "i got broads in atlanta"

[crystallize]

Dear Berkeley,

I was always going to Stanford anyway.

Dear Stanford,

FUCK.

Aw I got so excited when I read your first one.

[afro_onnanoko]

Sooo glad to have found this thread. Dinged on 2/24 @ UVA.

Young Metro doesn't trust them anyway.

[herecomesthesun]

Dear Yale,

I can honestly say I deserved this one.

[Drmrndaphd]

Dear Yale,

I can honestly say I deserved this one.

+1

[sjp200]

Only been rejected to one and I keep bringing it up but...

Yeah well Berkeley, I'm going to start my own law school and have my own sexual harassment scandal. With Blackjack! And Hookers!

Eh screw the blackjack...and the hookers...eh screw the whole thing.

Still waiting on that NW rejection though. And maybe Vandy, but Vandy I see a wait list in my future most likely

[MiamiHeat3]

Sooo glad to have found this thread. Dinged on 2/24 @ UVA.

Young Metro doesn't trust them anyway.

Dinged by UF. Young Metro doesn't trust them either.

[MidwestMidbest]

Dear Texas,

This is karma for rooting for OU every year in the Red River Rivalry, isn't it? No hard feelings, though. I'll just watch happily as Austin gentrifies and everything desirable gets priced out by luxury condos.

Ps- food trucks suck and SXSW is a second tier festival.

[Oskosh]

Dear Texas,

This is karma for rooting for OU every year in the Red River Rivalry, isn't it? No hard feelings, though. I'll just watch happily as Austin gentrifies and everything desirable gets priced out by luxury condos.

Ps- food trucks suck and SXSW is a second tier festival.

Take that back, you dirty sooner!

Sorry about the bad news, though. Even as a longhorn, I sincerely hope you have better options than Texas available to you to make up for it!

And SXSW is more annoying than anything haha.

[mesnggirl]

Dear Harvard,

Let's be honest. You've held my application through so many ding waves, I thought that you were going to at least wait-list me. Thank you for setting me free. While your rejection hurts my ego, I would still have preferred going to Stanford even if you had admitted me. We're both better off seeing other people and I'm thrilled to never have to see your status checker again.

[skimmilk]

Dear Harvard,



Sincerely,
Skim

[bartletforlsat]

Dear WUSTL Law,

Your employment numbers- Trash

Your fed clerkship numbers- Trash

St. Louis- Don't get me wrong, cost of living is cheap. But I'm pretty sure it's cheap because no one wants to fucking live there. Might as well call yourselves Washington University in St. Louis, Neighbors of Ferguson. It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

But to be real for a second, it was never going to happen. Your waitlist email was pathetic, and we both know it would take a full scholly to even get me to consider you (which is why I even put in an app to your sorry ass).

I wish you the best of luck, though. I really do. Keep churning out those scholarships- God knows it's the only reason people pick you.

Very truly yours,

-bartlet

[Draconem]

Dear WUSTL Law,

Your employment numbers- Trash

Your fed clerkship numbers- Trash

St. Louis- Don't get me wrong, cost of living is cheap. But I'm pretty sure it's cheap because no one wants to fucking live there. Might as well call yourselves Washington University in St. Louis, Neighbors of Ferguson. It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

But to be real for a second, it was never going to happen. Your waitlist email was pathetic, and we both know it would take a full scholly to even get me to consider you (which is why I even put in an app to your sorry ass).

I wish you the best of luck, though. I really do. Keep churning out those scholarships- God knows it's the only reason people pick you.

Very truly yours,

-bartlet

This, seriously.

[pterodactyls]

It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

This was my favorite line, I lol'd.

[nisalurve]

Dear WUSTL Law,

Your employment numbers- Trash

Your fed clerkship numbers- Trash

St. Louis- Don't get me wrong, cost of living is cheap. But I'm pretty sure it's cheap because no one wants to fucking live there. Might as well call yourselves Washington University in St. Louis, Neighbors of Ferguson. It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

But to be real for a second, it was never going to happen. Your waitlist email was pathetic, and we both know it would take a full scholly to even get me to consider you (which is why I even put in an app to your sorry ass).

I wish you the best of luck, though. I really do. Keep churning out those scholarships- God knows it's the only reason people pick you.

Very truly yours,

-bartlet

OMG I'm dying lol. I wanted to make one for WUSTL, glad you best me to it. The waitlist email was pathetic! I actually love St. Louis as a city but I have to admit this is hilarious

[CJRpnw]

Dear WUSTL Law,

Your employment numbers- Trash

Your fed clerkship numbers- Trash

St. Louis- Don't get me wrong, cost of living is cheap. But I'm pretty sure it's cheap because no one wants to fucking live there. Might as well call yourselves Washington University in St. Louis, Neighbors of Ferguson. It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

But to be real for a second, it was never going to happen. Your waitlist email was pathetic, and we both know it would take a full scholly to even get me to consider you (which is why I even put in an app to your sorry ass).

I wish you the best of luck, though. I really do. Keep churning out those scholarships- God knows it's the only reason people pick you.

Very truly yours,

-bartlet

OMG I'm dying lol. I wanted to make one for WUSTL, glad you best me to it. The waitlist email was pathetic! I actually love St. Louis as a city but I have to admit this is hilarious

Ooo, what was in the email?

[Topszn]

Dear Berkeley,

I can't believe i've missed out on the opportunity to be sexually assaulted by a Dean. I will wipe the tears away with my Harvard acceptance letter.

Fuck You,
Me

[BirdLawExpert]

USC,
Your vastly superior screenwriting program is the only reason I even applied. Here is a video of me opening my rejection that you so politely mailed to me:

[youtube]IVXJmfd3cmg[/youtube]

[OtterLaw]

USC,
Your vastly superior screenwriting program is the only reason I even applied. Here is a video of me opening my rejection that you so politely mailed to me:

[youtube]IVXJmfd3cmg[/youtube]

This made me LOL. You certainly have better options!

[thebrownnote]

Dear Cornell,

I am disappointed I won't be able to test the strength of the nets you have to install to keep students from killing themselves. I'll certainly consider transferring, where else in the country will I be able to indulge my massive heroin habit in peace and quiet? http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/23/nyreg ... .html?_r=0

Fuck yourself.

[thebrownnote]

Dear Cornell,

I am disappointed I won't be able to test the strength of the nets you have to install to keep students from killing themselves. I'll certainly consider transferring, where else in the country will I be able to indulge my massive heroin habit in peace and quiet? http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/23/nyreg ... .html?_r=0

Fuck yourself.

[bartletforlsat]

Dear WUSTL Law,

Your employment numbers- Trash

Your fed clerkship numbers- Trash

St. Louis- Don't get me wrong, cost of living is cheap. But I'm pretty sure it's cheap because no one wants to fucking live there. Might as well call yourselves Washington University in St. Louis, Neighbors of Ferguson. It's not like you give a shit how long your name is.

But to be real for a second, it was never going to happen. Your waitlist email was pathetic, and we both know it would take a full scholly to even get me to consider you (which is why I even put in an app to your sorry ass).

I wish you the best of luck, though. I really do. Keep churning out those scholarships- God knows it's the only reason people pick you.

Very truly yours,

-bartlet

OMG I'm dying lol. I wanted to make one for WUSTL, glad you best me to it. The waitlist email was pathetic! I actually love St. Louis as a city but I have to admit this is hilarious

Ooo, what was in the email?

Basically said that they were going to offer me a seat, but they have to waitlist me for the moment. Attached to it were 6 videos about St. Louis.

[bill1995]

Dear Cornell,

I am disappointed I won't be able to test the strength of the nets you have to install to keep students from killing themselves. I'll certainly consider transferring, where else in the country will I be able to indulge my massive heroin habit in peace and quiet? http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/23/nyreg ... .html?_r=0

Fuck yourself.

Oh Cornell,

Don't try to be coy with this "submit a transfer application next year" business, you were already playing hard to get with the $61,000 price tag. Ill be taking my lack of talents elsewhere, where there are no suicide prevention nets, where a law student can hop off a building when they're good and ready.

"warm regards" back to you,

Maybe ill apply to Hawaii...

[adj8103]

Maybe ill apply to Hawaii...

so painfully accurate right now..

[Nachoo2019]

Dear Arizona State,

Don't even think about asking me for alumni donations.

Sincerely,

Butthurt undergrad