THE DING BAR Forum

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I apologized, so we can move on-- sry you're not over it yet?

[zsu]

Dear NYU,

My wealthy father/alumnus got hopeful when you took so long to respond to me. Your lack of even a waitlist spot for me means saying goodbye to lots of contributions. Oops.

daddy may have some money, but you're gonna be a failure of a human being if you don't keep that attitude in check. because you almost just made me throw up <3 <3

Re: everyone who thought I was being harsh, I guess I was. I just though you came off as very self-entitled and snobby, which I personally don't see as good qualities. I'm sorry if you were joking and/or didn't mean to come off like that

Out. Get out.

+1

Loved the original post, keep it comin fakehunter

[gravityrides0]

Damn, I get really excited every time I see a new post in here, thinking someone has a witty ding bar post...

but nope. it's just a bunch of people who still aren't over my sarcastic 2-sentence response to rich NYU guy. I bet even he's over it and just as bored with it as I am. yawwwn... but really, this is more attention than I've gotten all week! thanks!!!

[AntipodeanPhil]

Dear Penn,

This is just a brief note to let you know how I feel. I dreamed about you for so long that I can't just let you go. I know now my love was unrequited, but it was heartfelt and pure - it deserves testimony still.

I didn't care about the fact that you blatantly game the US News rankings.
(http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm? ... id=1958366 - pages 44-46).

I didn't care about the fact that my overseas family have never heard of you, and even educated Americans are unaware that you are part of the Ivy league.

I didn't care about the fact that your coaching staff concealed a pedophile.

It didn't concern me that your city has been declining since the Constitutional Convention.

I was even able to avoid thinking about the fact that you're only really known for your business school.

I just wanted you to want me.

I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. I'm not sure what I was lacking - but I've been in that situation before. I will be crying myself to sleep in New Haven next year, a Philly cheese steak by my bedside table.

With love, still

AP

[Dancers4eva]

Dear NYU,

My wealthy father/alumnus got hopeful when you took so long to respond to me. Your lack of even a waitlist spot for me means saying goodbye to lots of contributions. Oops.

daddy may have some money, but you're gonna be a failure of a human being if you don't keep that attitude in check. because you almost just made me throw up <3 <3

If history has told us anything, it's that those born into wealth turn into abject failures.

Oh, if things were only so simple.

[USMCMatt]

I didn't care about the fact that your coaching staff concealed a pedophile.

Pretty sure that was Penn State...not UPenn. Just Sayin.

[lrslayer]

I didn't care about the fact that your coaching staff concealed a pedophile.

Pretty sure that was Penn State...not UPenn. Just Sayin.

I think that's the joke

[Nobody]

Dear Penn,

This is just a brief note to let you know how I feel. I dreamed about you for so long that I can't just let you go. I know now my love was unrequited, but it was heartfelt and pure - it deserves testimony still.

I didn't care about the fact that you blatantly game the US News rankings.
(http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm? ... id=1958366 - pages 44-46).

I didn't care about the fact that my overseas family have never heard of you, and even educated Americans are unaware that you are part of the Ivy league.

I didn't care about the fact that your coaching staff concealed a pedophile.

It didn't concern me that your city has been declining since the Constitutional Convention.

I was even able to avoid thinking about the fact that you're only really known for your business school.

I just wanted you to want me.

I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. I'm not sure what I was lacking - but I've been in that situation before. I will be crying myself to sleep in New Haven next year, a Philly cheese steak by my bedside table.

With love, still

AP

This was good enough that it makes me feel bad that I'm going to Penn.

[USMCMatt]

I didn't care about the fact that your coaching staff concealed a pedophile.

Pretty sure that was Penn State...not UPenn. Just Sayin.

I think that's the joke

Good point...

[azgirl514]

The DING BAR is for bitching. Let everyone say whatever they want..not matter how untrue, weird, annoying, disturbing it is. I am sick of people critiquing others for what they write. WHO CARES! I think everyone is entitled to say whatever they feel like after being dinged or WL without other TLSers making them feel worse..

Well said! I completely agree.

[imjustjoking22]

I apologized, so we can move on-- sry you're not over it yet?

Your apology sucked...hth. Not that the op didn't come off as a bit of an insufferable prick, but the judge-y holier-than-thou attitude doesn't come off well

[gravityrides0]

I apologized, so we can move on-- sry you're not over it yet?

Your apology sucked...hth. Not that the op didn't come off as a bit of an insufferable prick, but the judge-y holier-than-thou attitude doesn't come off well

i'm bored and a judgmental bitch, you're very annoying, let's just move on.

[20130312]

I apologized, so we can move on-- sry you're not over it yet?

Your apology sucked...hth. Not that the op didn't come off as a bit of an insufferable prick, but the judge-y holier-than-thou attitude doesn't come off well

i'm bored and a judgmental bitch, you're very annoying, let's just move on.

This again?

[msblaw89]

I apologized, so we can move on-- sry you're not over it yet?

Your apology sucked...hth. Not that the op didn't come off as a bit of an insufferable prick, but the judge-y holier-than-thou attitude doesn't come off well

i'm bored and a judgmental bitch, you're very annoying, let's just move on.

This again?

Nope! New topic... I just want to reiterate how much I hate Michigan for rejecting me and their reverse discrimination policies!

[MTBike]

Nope! New topic... I just want to reiterate how much I hate Michigan for rejecting me and their reverse discrimination policies!

FTFY

[gravityrides0]

Nope! New topic... I just want to reiterate how much I hate Michigan for rejecting me and their reverse discrimination policies!

+1

[nametaken]

Dear UVA,

The only reason I was "confused" by your waitlist email was because after 4 months of silence, way better acceptances, and a full ride from a T6 school, I forgot I even applied to you. Withdrawn.

[BarcaCrossesTheAlps]

Dear UVA,

The only reason I was "confused" by your waitlist email was because after 4 months of silence, way better acceptances, and a full ride from a T6 school, I forgot I even applied to you. Withdrawn.

Whoa! BOOM!

You should email that to them.... LOL.

[TheDoof]

Dear George Mason,

Suck on my butthole. You were not a good fit for me. I rejected you in spirit long before you rejected me in writing. Your neo-conservative base would not have done well with my radical moderate politics, and since reality has a slightly liberal bias anyway, the fact that you dogmatically propound an ignorant, privileged view of the world only would have ensured my constant nausea in your hallways. In short, you don't deserve me. Your degree is not sufficient to wipe my ass. Keep shooting for a top-30 spot so I will be assured years of humor, at least as long as I give a rat's ass to pay attention. I'll likely forget your name by tomorrow.

You have my best wishes for a school that eventually might matter.

Sincerely,

Insincere Applicant

[vpintz]

Dear George Mason,

Suck on my butthole. You were not a good fit for me. I rejected you in spirit long before you rejected me in writing. Your neo-conservative base would not have done well with my radical moderate politics, and since reality has a slightly liberal bias anyway, the fact that you dogmatically propound an ignorant, privileged view of the world only would have ensured my constant nausea in your hallways. In short, you don't deserve me. Your degree is not sufficient to wipe my ass. Keep shooting for a top-30 spot so I will be assured years of humor, at least as long as I give a rat's ass to pay attention. I'll likely forget your name by tomorrow.

You have my best wishes for a school that eventually might matter.

Sincerely,

Insincere Applicant

Fantastic. =D

[nfohey]

Dear George Mason,

Suck on my butthole. You were not a good fit for me. I rejected you in spirit long before you rejected me in writing. Your neo-conservative base would not have done well with my radical moderate politics, and since reality has a slightly liberal bias anyway, the fact that you dogmatically propound an ignorant, privileged view of the world only would have ensured my constant nausea in your hallways. In short, you don't deserve me. Your degree is not sufficient to wipe my ass. Keep shooting for a top-30 spot so I will be assured years of humor, at least as long as I give a rat's ass to pay attention. I'll likely forget your name by tomorrow.

You have my best wishes for a school that eventually might matter.

Sincerely,

Insincere Applicant

Bahaha. You had me at "suck on my butthole."

[EMZE]

Dear George Mason,

Suck on my butthole.

Bottom line up front. I like it.

my radical moderate politics

I think this is the joke, but I'm trying to figure out what it would mean in practicality. Radically non-commital?

Either way, it's good.

[checkster]

Dear George Mason,

Suck on my butthole. You were not a good fit for me. I rejected you in spirit long before you rejected me in writing. Your neo-conservative base would not have done well with my radical moderate politics, and since reality has a slightly liberal bias anyway, the fact that you dogmatically propound an ignorant, privileged view of the world only would have ensured my constant nausea in your hallways. In short, you don't deserve me. Your degree is not sufficient to wipe my ass. Keep shooting for a top-30 spot so I will be assured years of humor, at least as long as I give a rat's ass to pay attention. I'll likely forget your name by tomorrow.

You have my best wishes for a school that eventually might matter.

Sincerely,

Insincere Applicant

Bahaha. You had me at "suck on my butthole."

TITCR

[TheDoof]

... and who wants to attend a school named after a character on the hit TV show "24" anyway? How prestigious could that be?

[USMCMatt]

... and who wants to attend a school named after a character on the hit TV show "24" anyway? How prestigious could that be?

LOL...but you can't be TOO mad...with a 148.

Damn squids!!! You still in OC?