THE DING BAR Forum

[kennethellenparcell]

Doof - that is one super aggressive ding bar poast.

[horrorbusiness]

So for those of you out of Berkeley, consider yourselves LUCKY! I'm not certain the education you're paying for is really as good as the Gods may insist.

not sure i'm convinced

[moneybagsphd]

Somebody please send this to Penn/Columbia as a LOCI.

Dear Members of the Admissions Committee,
It has been my lifelong goal to go to Harvard. Please let me into your school.
Thank you for your consideration,
applicant.

[Burton8219]

Instead of H. Thalamus for your name, you can put Ben Dover...

I'd probably go with an even more blatant porn reference

Betty Oner?

Gianna Michaels?

Bingo.

[TheDoof]

Dear William and Mary:

I regret to inform you I will not be attending your law school this Fall. Several factors influenced my decision, not in the least being your prompt rejection of my carefully considered application. After further consideration, I have decided I do not hate you nor blame you. After all, If a retard can't convince an admissions committee his matriculation would indeed offer diversity, if at least in the form of academic point spread, then it is the opinion of this applicant that no one could. Thanks for considering the "whole person" and not just my aberrant LSAT score, as it only appears on the surface you did.

Sincerely,

The R-Tard Blue Collar Who Attempted To Gain Admission in your White Collar Society


Dear Northwestern:

I do hate you.

[hypothalamus]

Gianna Michaels?

Bingo.

I have good taste

[Jsa725]

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[R86]

[JoeMo]

Dear William and Mary:

I regret to inform you I will not be attending your law school this Fall. Several factors influenced my decision, not in the least being your prompt rejection of my carefully considered application. After further consideration, I have decided I do not hate you nor blame you. After all, If a retard can't convince an admissions committee his matriculation would indeed offer diversity, if at least in the form of academic point spread, then it is the opinion of this applicant that no one could. Thanks for considering the "whole person" and not just my aberrant LSAT score, as it only appears on the surface you did.

Sincerely,

The R-Tard Blue Collar Who Attempted To Gain Admission in your White Collar Society


Dear Northwestern:

I do hate you.

+1

Dear William and Mary-

Thx for the ding. I didn't want to go to a feminine sounding school anyways...enjoy being tea-bagged and/or arabian goggled by the more manly, dominating school W&L.

Everyday I'm learning.

[hypothalamus]

Dear William and Mary:

I regret to inform you I will not be attending your law school this Fall. Several factors influenced my decision, not in the least being your prompt rejection of my carefully considered application. After further consideration, I have decided I do not hate you nor blame you. After all, If a retard can't convince an admissions committee his matriculation would indeed offer diversity, if at least in the form of academic point spread, then it is the opinion of this applicant that no one could. Thanks for considering the "whole person" and not just my aberrant LSAT score, as it only appears on the surface you did.

Sincerely,

The R-Tard Blue Collar Who Attempted To Gain Admission in your White Collar Society


Dear Northwestern:

I do hate you.

+1

Dear William and Mary-

Thx for the ding. I didn't want to go to a feminine sounding school anyways...enjoy being tea-bagged and/or arabian goggled by the more manly, dominating school W&L.

Everyday I'm learning.

I had the same thought Joe

[wskbarrett]

Dear William and Mary:

I regret to inform you I will not be attending your law school this Fall. Several factors influenced my decision, not in the least being your prompt rejection of my carefully considered application. After further consideration, I have decided I do not hate you nor blame you. After all, If a retard can't convince an admissions committee his matriculation would indeed offer diversity, if at least in the form of academic point spread, then it is the opinion of this applicant that no one could. Thanks for considering the "whole person" and not just my aberrant LSAT score, as it only appears on the surface you did.

Sincerely,

The R-Tard Blue Collar Who Attempted To Gain Admission in your White Collar Society


Dear Northwestern:

I do hate you.

+1

Dear William and Mary-

Thx for the ding. I didn't want to go to a feminine sounding school anyways...enjoy being tea-bagged and/or arabian goggled by the more manly, dominating school W&L.

YES! I would love to see a personified deathmatch between W&M and W&L. One of these competitors has the advantage of two straight badasses from American history; the other...not so much.

***edit*** what is an arabian goggle? sounds classis

[JoeMo]

***edit*** what is an arabian goggle? sounds classis

just google it... duh!

[YesNoMaybe]

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[oxeatheman]

WL at William and Mary




Like I wanted to attend a school named after two illegitimate orange huns.

[me!0712]

Dear Washington University STL,


I appreciate your interest in my application. This year, I received acceptances from a record number of outstanding candidates and I am currently over-committed with my acceptances. For that reason, I have not placed you on my wait list. However, I was not highly impressed with your credentials.

Man I am so depressed that WUSTL waitlisted me, what will I ever do now? Oh yeah maybe I'll Go to Michigan maybe or Berkeley!!

[JasonR]

i applied to wake forest 4 hours before deadline to see if they would take me despite my god awful driving record. stats above both 75th percentiles, but driving record REALLLLY bad. thank goodness i didn't have to report speeding tickets and the like to any other school.

Are you sure that speeding tickets aren't misdemeanors (crimes) where you live? They definitely are everywhere I've lived. Yale requires disclosing any criminal offense.

[checkster]

Dear Washington University STL,


I appreciate your interest in my application. This year, I received acceptances from a record number of outstanding candidates and I am currently over-committed with my acceptances. For that reason, I have not placed you on my wait list. However, I was not highly impressed with your credentials.

Man I am so depressed that WUSTL waitlisted me, what will I ever do now? Oh yeah maybe I'll Go to Michigan maybe or Berkeley!!

Same here...only I'm not going to either of those. : /

[me!0712]

Dear Washington University STL,


I appreciate your interest in my application. This year, I received acceptances from a record number of outstanding candidates and I am currently over-committed with my acceptances. For that reason, I have not placed you on my wait list. However, I was not highly impressed with your credentials.

Man I am so depressed that WUSTL waitlisted me, what will I ever do now? Oh yeah maybe I'll Go to Michigan maybe or Berkeley!!

Same here...only I'm not going to either of those. : /

Oh I'm sorry. Didn't mean to come off as snobby. I am sure WUSTL doesn't deserve you, and that you will be going to a great school!

[checkster]

Dear Washington University STL,


I appreciate your interest in my application. This year, I received acceptances from a record number of outstanding candidates and I am currently over-committed with my acceptances. For that reason, I have not placed you on my wait list. However, I was not highly impressed with your credentials.

Man I am so depressed that WUSTL waitlisted me, what will I ever do now? Oh yeah maybe I'll Go to Michigan maybe or Berkeley!!

Same here...only I'm not going to either of those. : /

Oh I'm sorry. Didn't mean to come off as snobby. I am sure WUSTL doesn't deserve you, and that you will be going to a great school!

Haha, its all good.

[EMAW12]

William and Mary is a dumbass name for a college, imo.

[thelong]

Dear Michigan (WL),

WTF? I retook the LSAT a third time just to have a score good enough to get in. That's how bad I wanted to head back to Michigan. I told you time and time again before and after I got my score that I'd attend if I got in. I demonstrated academic aptitude, a real desire to go to Michigan, I brought experiences to the table that I doubt any of your other applicants could boast, and I wrote my Why Michigan outlining not just my reasons for Michigan but carefully pointing out the support network I would have in place in Ann Arbor.

And, despite all of that, I get booted onto the WL? I said I wasn't going to take a rejection or waitlist with any manner of grace. So, here goes:

Michigan, go ahead and eat a ten pound sack of mixed putrefying elephant dick and foreskin cheese. Enjoy your trip down the rankings ladder, your weakening employment numbers and placement and your frigid winters. Maybe you'll be able to claw your way back to seventh place, but never higher, if you quit throwing darts at a wall of applications and calling it a holistic admissions procedure.

I take a shit in your hat you slow-moving troupe of ninnyhammers.

Sincerely, TheLong

[gravityrides0]

I just want to take a moment and say I'm really glad that the 9385745 page Ding Bar fight over sexism and political correctness is over.

[checkster]

That is such a girly thing to say...

[gravityrides0]

That is such a girly thing to say...

u s0 seXxX1st

[oxeatheman]

Democrats!!!!