WUSTL c/o 2017 Applicants (2013-2014 Cycle) Forum

[Ricky-Bobby]

They sent me a $200 stipend. If I decline it, does that make someone else who's visiting get it?

I told them I didn't need it and the next day more people received the email. Did I make that happen? Probably not. Will I take credit for it? You betcha.

Am I supposed to ask for a stipend?

No. If they want to give you one they will email.

Did you just call admissions to decline it?

Yep. I just told them that I live close and wanted the stipend to go to someone who needed it to visit.

[chuckbass]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

[amh]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

^^^^This times 1,000!!

[Ricky-Bobby]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

Probably not the best negotiation tactic, scottiboy.

[chuckbass]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

Probably not the best negotiation tactic, scottiboy.

I want her to know that I'm v interested

[wittyhandle]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

Probably not the best negotiation tactic, scottiboy.

I want her to know that I'm v interested

I just called and asked them to give it to someone else. Hopefully someone on here gets it!

[chuckbass]

Dear WUSTL (Anna):

I'm coming to March ASW regardless, but if TLSers decline stipends I would certainly appreciate one <3

Probably not the best negotiation tactic, scottiboy.

I want her to know that I'm v interested

I just called and asked them to give it to someone else. Hopefully someone on here gets it!

Aww so sweet! (Good morning Anna Donovan)

[wittyhandle]

Hi Anna,

I just called about my stipend. You should give it to Scottie ^^^^^

Really. Scottie ^^^^^^

That guy. Right there. ^^^^^^

Scottidsntknow. Yep. Him. Go ahead and give it to him.

Thanks,

Witty

[yossarian]

Hi Anna,

I was also offered a stipend, and while I would love to attend the March ASW, I was not allowed to take Friday off. Please give my stipend to scottie. Yes. Even if you give him wittyhandle's stipend too. Just give scottie all the money.

[chuckbass]

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[Ricky-Bobby]

Hi Anna,

I was also offered a stipend, and while I would love to attend the March ASW, I was not allowed to take Friday off. Please give my stipend to scottie. Yes. Even if you give him wittyhandle's stipend too. Just give scottie all the money.

[Ricky-Bobby]

Yossarian, I believe the current prevailing opinion is that you should burn every bridge and completely destroy all current relationships because you'll meet better friends/coworkers/employers in your new life as a high-profile, rain-making, cash-flush lawyer.

[chuckbass]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

[wittyhandle]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

Fingers crossed!

[chuckbass]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

Fingers crossed!

<3 I mean I can't complain though, I'm happy that I have a scholly... Somewhat better than a stipend.

[Ricky-Bobby]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

Fingers crossed!

Quoting people and highlighting out-of-context things is fun!

[John Everyman]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

Fingers crossed!

You know what's more fun? Misrepresenting who said what...

[JustHawkin]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

You're gunna die clown!

You know what's more fun? Misrepresenting who said what...

FTFY.
If you don't get the reference, we have bigger problems...

[Ricky-Bobby]

I'm going to die if I get a travel stipend today.

Fingers crossed!

You know what's more fun? Misrepresenting who said what...

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, I watch Animal Planet for the love scenes.

Wow, that is fun!

[Attax]

Wow, that is fun! :D

[John Everyman]

Fingers crossed!

You know what's more fun? Misrepresenting who said what...

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, I watch Animal Planet for the love scenes.

Wow, that is fun!

That rhyme took a pretty strange turn...sorry guys.

[Attax]

You know what's more fun? Misrepresenting who said what...

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, I watch Animal Planet for the love scenes.

Wow, that is fun!

That rhyme took a pretty strange turn... not sorry guys.

[Ricky-Bobby]

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Why'd you delete this, Hawkin? It was funny.

[JustHawkin]

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Why'd you delete this, Hawkin? It was funny.

Went to change it. fudged up the syntax or w/e you call it. Haven't gotten back to it.

ETA: all better now.

[Ricky-Bobby]

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Why'd you delete this, Hawkin? It was funny.

Went to change it. fudged up the syntax or w/e you call it. Haven't gotten back to it.

ETA: all better now.

Phew. The integrity of the thread is restored.