Yale 2010 Forum

[r6_philly]

In a contest I once urinated a distance of more than 15 feet. I bet none of you famous and well-published people could do that...

I peed on a longhorn logo once. (I decline to disclose how much I'd had to drink.)

Not enough if you remember it.

[rotflawl]

Based on current discussion, how much will my having been on The Ellen Show increase my chances?

About as much as me being chosen as a "Woman to Watch" in a magazine next the stars from The Sex and the City

Is that code for "a lot"?

[soonergirl]

wow. I've heard of pissing contests before, but this takes the cake. (Please note: this is not an invitation to admit that you once peed on a cake.)

[r6_philly]

wait. the admissions people don't read these threads, do they?

We are all fun loving people, some older than others

This is the best thread in this forum. We are so serious.

[CardinalRules]

wait. the admissions people don't read these threads, do they?

Asha reads everything that is written in this thread.

[CardinalRules]

In a contest I once urinated a distance of more than 15 feet. I bet none of you famous and well-published people could do that...

I pissed off the edge of Half Dome once, so that went like 2,000 feet.

I pissed at over 140 mph so it went well over 2000 feet. Horizontal.

Is there a formula involved here to calculate the distance?

[Gymnast0206]

Based on current discussion, how much will my having been on The Ellen Show increase my chances?

About as much as me being chosen as a "Woman to Watch" in a magazine next the stars from The Sex and the City

Is that code for "a lot"?

I guess we'll see when my admissions decision comes out, but I hope so.

[expat]

I believe you may all have interpreted that a bit too literally. Clearly I was implying that my pissing ability is superior to yours assuming a level playing field and an objective criterion, namely distance.

[CardinalRules]

Sometimes I at the thought of people who wouldn't dare to click on the Yale thread because of the elevated discussion that must be going on here.

[r6_philly]

In a contest I once urinated a distance of more than 15 feet. I bet none of you famous and well-published people could do that...

I pissed off the edge of Half Dome once, so that went like 2,000 feet.

I pissed at over 140 mph so it went well over 2000 feet. Horizontal.

Is there a formula involved here to calculate the distance?

140 x 5280 / 3600 = 205.333 feet/sec. So if it takes over 10 secs.

Here is your scientific content.

[r6_philly]

I believe you may all have interpreted that a bit too literally. Clearly I was implying that my pissing ability is superior to yours assuming a level playing field and an objective criterion, namely distance.

I think we are simply going for the larger number here.

[soonergirl]

wait. the admissions people don't read these threads, do they?

Asha reads everything that is written in this thread.

Hi, Asha. I regret to report that I didn't apply to your school. But after thorough consideration of Yale's credentials, I concluded that you just weren't soonergirl material. This should not be seen as a reflection of Yale's potential, as competition this year was considerable, and many qualified schools did not receive applications. But please accept my congratulations on all your applicants, and my sincere wishes for a stellar incoming class.

[expat]

I believe you may all have interpreted that a bit too literally. Clearly I was implying that my pissing ability is superior to yours assuming a level playing field and an objective criterion, namely distance.

I think we are simply going for the larger number here.

In that case, I hearby invoke the pics or it didn't happen rule for all claims involving performance-enhancing situational factors.

[Gymnast0206]

wait. the admissions people don't read these threads, do they?

Asha reads everything that is written in this thread.

Hi, Asha. I regret to report that I didn't apply to your school. But after thorough consideration of Yale's credentials, I concluded that you just weren't soonergirl material. This should not be seen as a reflection of Yale's potential, as competition this year was considerable, and many qualified schools did not receive applications. But please accept my congratulations on all your applicants, and my sincere wishes for a stellar incoming class.

lol, this is fantastic.

[soonergirl]

lol, this is fantastic.

See, Harvard!? I'm really super witty! And I have fantastic aim when I pee. And plus my entire wardrobe is already crimson. You should accept me. You know you want to....

[notanumber]

I'm not famous and my only "blog" was a livejournal in high school that nobody ever read (or so I desperately hope).

But I do like puppies.

That's gotta count for something.

[CardinalRules]

I'm not famous and my only "blog" was a livejournal in high school that nobody ever read (or so I desperately hope).

But I do like puppies.

That's gotta count for something.

Apparently it does / did.

[Lysis]

I'm not famous and my only "blog" was a livejournal in high school that nobody ever read (or so I desperately hope).

But I do like puppies.

That's gotta count for something.

+1

Also, someone just changed their LSN profile...can't tell if it's a new acceptance or not.

[CardinalRules]

I'm not famous and my only "blog" was a livejournal in high school that nobody ever read (or so I desperately hope).

But I do like puppies.

That's gotta count for something.

+1

Also, someone just changed their LSN profile...can't tell if it's a new acceptance or not.

No, they always tell us on Twitter when they're making calls.

[r6_philly]

Also, someone just changed their LSN profile...can't tell if it's a new acceptance or not.

The account was just created so it doesn't have to reflect a recent acceptance.

[Lysis]

Good point.

[r6_philly]

wow. I've heard of pissing contests before, but this takes the cake. (Please note: this is not an invitation to admit that you once peed on a cake.)

what if I mixed and baked a cake, where one of the ingredients was urine?

That's just mean. And nasty. You could have said "what if SOMEONE mixed and baked ...", I am afraid to read more into it.

[r6_philly]

It is already phrased hypothetically.

I donno...

[tomhobbes]

I once made a World of Warcraft PVP video that gained a cult following in America and was soon illegally appropriated and distributed on a number of Chinese websites. This is why I would like to study international law at your prestigious institution.

[soonergirl]

I once made a World of Warcraft PVP video that gained a cult following in America and was soon illegally appropriated and distributed on a number of Chinese websites. This is why I would like to study international law at your prestigious institution.

Your personal statement wrote itself? NO FAIR!! No wonder you got in everywhere. Friggin' wizard.