Here, let me make this fair, I am a woman (although, those who know me will especially see the humor in this post) :
Dear University of Washington Law:
I asked to date you back in the days when when I didn't realize that some schools would look beyond the size of my ass and boobs and actually see me for the woman I am inside. And guess what, I have been courted by many men with far larger bank accounts, job, and dicks than you!!! Thanks anyhow you old, fat, balding, broke, no dick loser.
Sincerely,
LRSlayer
P.S.- the joke is that I am a lesbian!
