THE DING BAR Forum

[JoeMo]

Dear Yale:

It was still worth $100.

[hypothalamus]

Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.

No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.

xoxo

PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.

[benburns214]

Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.

No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.

xoxo

PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

[Green Glass Windows]

Dear UPenn,

When I was a senior in high school, I went to a presentation about your undergrad. The representative freaked out about the distinction between "plethora" and "myriad."

I have a plethora/myriad of other choices.

Much love,

Green Glass

[hypothalamus]

Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.

No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.

xoxo

PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?

[SmbdyBringMeSomeHam]

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

In case you hadn't heard: these people walk among you.

[TheFailboat]

Dear Brooklyn,

I know you're up to your ears in some legal messes, but how on earth can you waitlist me when you let me in more than a month ago with a $22,400 scholarship?

Confused,
TheFailboat

[benburns214]

Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.

No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.

xoxo

PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?

Haha ok well that makes sense.... and its the opposite of homophobia!!! I support it... and, frankly, wouldnt mind seeing it.

[benburns214]

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

In case you hadn't heard: these people walk among you.

I was clearly joking... calm yourself

[hypothalamus]

Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.

No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.

xoxo

PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?

Haha ok well that makes sense.... and its the opposite of homophobia!!! I support it... and, frankly, wouldnt mind seeing it.

I'm like an equal opportunity employer - I don't discriminate on the basis of sex

[SmbdyBringMeSomeHam]

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

In case you hadn't heard: these people walk among you.

I was clearly joking... calm yourself

I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.

[PopTorts13]

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

In case you hadn't heard: these people walk among you.

I was clearly joking... calm yourself

I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.

To calm the tension:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAT9x0pjUc

[ralph_pootawn]

It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

In case you hadn't heard: these people walk among you.

I was clearly joking... calm yourself

I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.

not sure if srs...

[SmbdyBringMeSomeHam]

not sure if srs...

[woodscommaL]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

[LWOP]

Dear UGA (WL)



Go Dawgs!

you, sir..... you!

[PopTorts13]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

Packers>

[charliep]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

your UCLA scenario just brought back a repressed memory

[benburns214]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

Packers>

You are CORRECT sir!

[RaiderBlue17]

Dear CU Boulder: While I appreciate the ability to ride the wait list... UP TO THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES, I'll have to say 'thanks but no thanks' on your offer. Besides if I wanted to be around 40 year old people who still smoke weed and live for weekends snowboarding I'd simply stay in Oregon.

Oh Wake Forest: You had me at hello, well you had me at, maybe If UNC says HELL NO, you might just give me a shot. You Wake were that girl who wasn't the best looking but if I was around you enough I'd learn to appreciate all the good things about you. Now you're just that girl who got in with the wrong crowd and will end up the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) good luck chasing UNC and Duke.

[woodscommaL]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

your UCLA scenario just brought back a repressed memory

Sorry darling, she didn't deserve you anyways.

[hypothalamus]

I made a cool Wordle out of my Penn waitlist invitation, but I can't figure out how to post a picture

[sach1282]

imageshack.com then use the "Img" function in the reply window, put the URL between [img]%20and%20[/img]

[Onthebrink]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

Packers>

GIANTS>packers ALL DAY.

[PopTorts13]

UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.

UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.

Packers>

GIANTS>packers ALL DAY.

Giants, the idiot that somehow manages to perform better on tests than you. He also happens to do a funny cha-cha, appear in Subway commercials and be the lesser in a family of historically respected QBs. He really loves it when other teams beat them selves, as that is how he traditionally performs well. Not to mention he is confused about whether he is from New Jersey or New York, so he tells all of his friends he is from New York because no one respects Jersey. Now all the people from NY (Jets Fans) hate him.

Packers, the genius that often struggles on big tests, but historically wins more than you and is more respected, thus all of their traditions: Superbowl trophy being named after their coach, cheeseheads, lambeau leap, frozen tundra, and 15 Championships. Also, he is not afraid of who he is and tells everyone exactly where he is from, a small town in north eastern Wisconsin, Greenbay. He turned a small town into a big deal. More people seem to respect him for establishing a city that other wise would be no more than small-midwestern town.