THE DING BAR Forum

[crumpledq]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

There are three reasons I wouldn't attend your institution anyway
The first is you're not really a top 14
The second is I don't really want to eat tex-mex for BLD
The third is...... uhhh it just slipped me tongue....help me out here...uhhh I can't remember

Hahaha well played, josh and msblaw!

[msblaw89]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

There are three reasons I wouldn't attend your institution anyway
The first is you're not really a top 14
The second is I don't really want to eat tex-mex for BLD
The third is...... uhhh it just slipped me tongue....help me out here...uhhh I can't remember

Third = Rick Perry?

haha watch this at start at 1:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf92TGelCV4

[20130312]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

I believe this website frowns upon such fowl language. <<shudder>>

THANK YOU.

[vpintz]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

There are three reasons I wouldn't attend your institution anyway
The first is you're not really a top 14
The second is I don't really want to eat tex-mex for BLD
The third is...... uhhh it just slipped me tongue....help me out here...uhhh I can't remember

Third = Rick Perry?

haha watch this at start at 1:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf92TGelCV4

This video is amazing. Thank you. (I needed some lulz.)

[benburns214]

Dear U of Minn...

My friends and I were gathered around the table... I kept glancing over at you, because you are gorgeous and clearly out of my league. My friends told me to stop being a pussy and just go over there and ask you out, so I did. I knew rejection was inevitable, since I hadnt showered and I reaked of PBR, but I knew if I didnt try I would be ashamed of myself. Of course, the inevitable soon became reality, and you shot down that glimmer of hope in one swift movement. You and I both knew it wasnt going to happen from the beginning, but you have to give me credit for trying right? At least my friends stopped calling me a pussy...

Its ok though really... Marquette has invited me over for dinner, and her daddy owns a BUNCH of sports franchises.

[josh43299]

Dear U of Minn...

My friends and I were gathered around the table... I kept glancing over at you, because you are gorgeous and clearly out of my league. My friends told me to stop being a pussy and just go over there and ask you out, so I did. I knew rejection was inevitable, since I hadnt showered and I reaked of PBR, but I knew if I didnt try I would be ashamed of myself. Of course, the inevitable soon became reality, and you shot down that glimmer of hope in one swift movement. You and I both knew it wasnt going to happen from the beginning, but you have to give me credit for trying right? At least my friends stopped calling me a pussy...

Its ok though really... Marquette has invited me over for dinner, and her daddy owns a BUNCH of sports franchises.

Who wants to go to a school where every day you walk to class is like an episode of Survivorman anyways?

[LawperaMan]

NYU,

STFU & FU

TTFN

[westinghouse60]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

+1

Edit: so far only been WL at schools I wasn't terribly interested in and haven't felt bad...going to get a lot worse when T14 WLs start rolling in.

[benburns214]

Dear U of Minn...

My friends and I were gathered around the table... I kept glancing over at you, because you are gorgeous and clearly out of my league. My friends told me to stop being a pussy and just go over there and ask you out, so I did. I knew rejection was inevitable, since I hadnt showered and I reaked of PBR, but I knew if I didnt try I would be ashamed of myself. Of course, the inevitable soon became reality, and you shot down that glimmer of hope in one swift movement. You and I both knew it wasnt going to happen from the beginning, but you have to give me credit for trying right? At least my friends stopped calling me a pussy...

Its ok though really... Marquette has invited me over for dinner, and her daddy owns a BUNCH of sports franchises.

Who wants to go to a school where every day you walk to class is like an episode of Survivorman anyways?

Excellent point

[UnamSanctam]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

There are three reasons I wouldn't attend your institution anyway
The first is you're not really a top 14
The second is I don't really want to eat tex-mex for BLD
The third is...... uhhh it just slipped me tongue....help me out here...uhhh I can't remember

Third = Rick Perry?

lol WHOOSH

[vpintz]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

There are three reasons I wouldn't attend your institution anyway
The first is you're not really a top 14
The second is I don't really want to eat tex-mex for BLD
The third is...... uhhh it just slipped me tongue....help me out here...uhhh I can't remember

Third = Rick Perry?

lol WHOOSH

Scooped. I get it now.

[me!0712]

Dear Texas,

Rick Perry.

LOL! Lol! This is one of the best posts on this thread

[Lindsey4468]

Dear SMU,

I have put my heart and soul into supporting your stupid school since I was 5 years old. Attending every basketball and football game religiously all those years really developed a bond between us. I am a legacy two times over and had a stellar application that has gotten me into ten schools so far, many with large scholarships. How dare you reject me! You will be so sorry when you find out who my grandfather is within your school. Big mistake. There goes a benefactor....

Sincerely,

pissed off applicant

[Doorkeeper]

Dear SMU,

I have put my heart and soul into supporting your stupid school since I was 5 years old. Attending every basketball and football game religiously all those years really developed a bond between us. I am a legacy two times over and had a stellar application that has gotten me into ten schools so far, many with large scholarships. How dare you reject me! You will be so sorry when you find out who my grandfather is within your school. Big mistake. There goes a benefactor....

Sincerely,

pissed off applicant

I SMELL FAMILIAL RETRIBUTION!

I want to see administrative blood!

[TheFailboat]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

[Green Glass Windows]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

TheFailboat = TheWinboat.

[josh43299]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

TheFailboat = TheWinboat.

Excellent work.

[Doorkeeper]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

An awesome ding bar passage, with the small note that the law school is in the Capitol Hill area, not Georgetown the neighborhood.

[stillwater]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

An awesome ding bar passage, with the small note that the law school is in the Capitol Hill area, not Georgetown the neighborhood.

wrong school.

[josh43299]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

An awesome ding bar passage, with the small note that the law school is in the Capitol Hill area, not Georgetown the neighborhood.

He referred to Foggy Bottom, the neighborhood that GW is in. He was talking about George Mason University in Arlington, I believe.

[ClassyKelly]

Dear Columbia:

I only applied because it was free. Enjoy your $150,000+ in students loans suckas!

[TheFailboat]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

An awesome ding bar passage, with the small note that the law school is in the Capitol Hill area, not Georgetown the neighborhood.

He referred to Foggy Bottom, the neighborhood that GW is in. He was talking about George Mason University in Arlington, I believe.

Correct. I forgot there were 3 separate George-ly derivatives in the area. PS - I'm a girl

[Doorkeeper]

Dear GW,

Thanks for clarifying that you are "THE" George Washington University. I almost applied to that other one by accident! When I visited your campus...well, if I had a dollar for every brotastic douchebag I saw strutting around, I'd be able to pay your ungodly tuition. Have fun with your foggy bottom. I'll tell your much more reasonable friend across the river, the other George, that you said hello.

Love,
TheFailboat

An awesome ding bar passage, with the small note that the law school is in the Capitol Hill area, not Georgetown the neighborhood.

He referred to Foggy Bottom, the neighborhood that GW is in. He was talking about George Mason University in Arlington, I believe.

Correct. I forgot there were 3 separate George-ly derivatives in the area. PS - I'm a girl

Ah! My apologies on both accounts. I just kept looking at Charlie...

[vto35]

Dear Yale,

Can I have my $100 back? I need it to pay for law school.

Thanks.

[norcal_youngin]

Dear Yale,

Can I have my $100 back? I need it to pay for law school.

Thanks.

couldn't have said it better myself