THE DING BAR Forum

[FunkyJD]

Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest?

[big_tuna]

dinged at Tulane

Thanks for saving me from the possibility of dealing with another hurricane of biblical proportions. I appreciate your concern.

[gator08]

Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest?

I can feel the emotion. Its got this Jerry Maguire thing going, solid.

[pollaclc]

Condescension is the point of the Ding Bar.

oh. oops. thread familiarity fail. i apologize to whoever it was i gave a hard time to. definitely wasn't paying the least attention to where i was/was annoyed with the cries of YP elsewhere.

Ha ha, its all good. There's plenty of great Big Ten schools, and I'll be the first to admit the Ivy League is just [strike]a[/strike] the worstsports conference, nothing more. Just trying to pile on the Penn hate, anyone else offended was unfortunate collateral damage.

[summerstar]

has anyone else noticed a pattern here?

this is where the really cool people are...
meaning...I'm not sure what.

[gator08]

has anyone else noticed a pattern here?

this is where the really cool people are...
meaning...I'm not sure what.

I feel you, sure hoping the ppl in my class are not bores and are more of a "ding bar" type.

[Sauer Grapes]

Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest?

Did anyone else read this with a boston accent in their head?

[the_rad_trad]

Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest?

Did anyone else read this with a boston accent in their head?

YES!

[summerstar]

+1000 (I laughed so hard at this)

seriously fine post

one of several things that made my day

[Whitters]

1. Dear Illinois, I expected you to ding me, but the quick turn around let me know my ap went straight into the "special" filing area. You are still tarnished by your scandals, so that's just fine with me.

2. Dear GW, You also were a bit out of my league, but my guess is that you are still holding a grudge from UG when I chose to attend a better school over you. Well, you got me back.

3. Dear Maryland, Seriously WTF? I've been accepted to better schools than you, and my numbers are close to your medians. No WL? I was really into you, but thank you for sparing me three years of feeling unsafe at night when I return home from my studies.

[FunkyJD]

Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD

[thickfreakness]

Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD

DING BAR MVP. As a Dook admit I strongly commend this excellent roasting.

[kevin261186]

gold

[$1.99]

hey berkeley,

you keep your medians at a subpar level and i will keep my great career prospects by going somewhere else. also, fuck you.

[tallboone]

hey berkeley,

you keep your medians at a subpar level and i will keep my great career prospects by going somewhere else. also, fuck you.

where you in FR? does that mean the blood bath has commenced?

[$1.99]

lol no after no word for 3 months and no committee review, they rejected me couple weeks ago.

[strokes788]

Dear Berkeley,

Your love of high GPAs and unwillingness to forgive a 25th percentile GPA even with LSATs well above your 75th has led me to one, simple, blunt conclusion.

S my D. And while you're at it, take that 18" dildo out of your snobby ass. I'll play my trade elsewhere

[dsa1]

Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ size-5 foot!

[nol607]

Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche

[mountaineerlaw]

Dear UNC,

Your cold rejection letter is almost as cold as my heart has turned towards your law school. Your job rate sucks, and your employees are very rude. I'll go somewhere where I'll actually get a job and win basketball games without one Tyler Hansflopbro.

[Neelio]

this shit makes my day...

[ylee0331]

Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche

don't get it. explore it further, please.

[kaydish21]

The Dook email is fierce. You can feel the anger. Quality ding bar!

[nol607]

Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche

don't get it. explore it further, please.

In the movie Michael Clayton the protagonist--Michael Clayton, was a Fordham Law alum.

[ogman05]

Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche

don't get it. explore it further, please.

In the movie Michael Clayton the protagonist--Michael Clayton, was a Fordham Law alum.

To mkae truly worthy of this thread there should be some mention of his crappy bets in gambling and overwhelming debt with no money in his account in his thirties. Id hate to be him. And he is supposed to be some kind of specialist who would be making bank. Broken family and too dumb to realize when over his head. Evaded death on pure luck.