Law student pickup lines? Forum

clone22 · Post by **clone22** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:58 am

MrAnon wrote:I'll very shortly be unemployed and in the breadlines.

winner

pwleed · Post by **pwleed** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:36 am

Maybe you and I should get together and exchange briefs later?

legalprincess · Post by **legalprincess** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:17 am

I'm ready to drop my torts.

niederbomb · Post by **niederbomb** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:49 am

I don't know about pick-up lines, but following that stage:

Accept: She says "yes, let's do it, baby."

Denial: "I have to wash my hair this week"

Waitlist: "Let's just be friends"

FeelTheHeat · Post by **FeelTheHeat** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:56 am

niederbomb wrote:I don't know about pick-up lines, but following that stage:

Accept: She says "yes, let's do it, baby."

Denial: "I have to wash my hair this week"

Waitlist: "Let's just be friends"

Personally, I think the waitlist would be "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend."

legalprincess · Post by **legalprincess** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:27 am

FeelTheHeat wrote:
niederbomb wrote:I don't know about pick-up lines, but following that stage:

Accept: She says "yes, let's do it, baby."

Denial: "I have to wash my hair this week"

Waitlist: "Let's just be friends"
Personally, I think the waitlist would be "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend."

"Lets just be friends" is held for further review.

Jeffro · Post by **Jeffro** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:00 am

^ "Let's just be friends" seems to be more like "why did you even apply, you're LSAT is nowhere near my median?"

Punisha20 · Post by **Punisha20** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:08 am

FeelTheHeat wrote:
niederbomb wrote:I don't know about pick-up lines, but following that stage:

Accept: She says "yes, let's do it, baby."

Denial: "I have to wash my hair this week"

Waitlist: "Let's just be friends"
Personally, I think the waitlist would be "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend."

I think it would be waitlist as long as he/she really has a significant other. If not, then definite denial.

incompetentia · Post by **incompetentia** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:16 am

Just as long as she doesn't YP you.

legal_eagle · Post by **legal_eagle** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:23 am

The 100% best law school pickup line:

I'm in the top 5% of my class

niederbomb · Post by **niederbomb** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:44 am

incompetentia wrote:Just as long as she doesn't YP you.

YP

Handsome guy goes into club and tries to dance with fat girl. Fat girl acts cold as if to say, 'why me?' Shortly thereafter, fat girl rejects Mr. Good Looks with a "the only reason guys like you approach girls like me is when they are just after...."

Sometimes, however, a guy in the above situation might get a full ride.

waitlisteddd · Post by **waitlisteddd** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:30 pm

niederbomb wrote:
incompetentia wrote:Just as long as she doesn't YP you.
YP

Handsome guy goes into club and tries to dance with fat girl. Fat girl acts cold as if to say, 'why me?' Shortly thereafter, fat girl rejects Mr. Good Looks with a "the only reason guys like you approach girls like me is when they are just after...."

Sometimes, however, a guy in the above situation might get a full ride.

hahahaha perfect.

subtle · Post by **subtle** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:32 pm

legal_eagle wrote:The 100% best law school pickup line:

I'm in the top 5% of my class

Doesn't matter if your class is Cooley.

rs2004 · Post by **rs2004** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:33 pm

haha, let's see......i am living on student loans and probably will be poor as hell for the next five years trying to pay it back.

tea_drinker · Post by **tea_drinker** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:41 pm

niederbomb wrote:
incompetentia wrote:Just as long as she doesn't YP you.
YP

Handsome guy goes into club and tries to dance with fat girl. Fat girl acts cold as if to say, 'why me?' Shortly thereafter, fat girl rejects Mr. Good Looks with a "the only reason guys like you approach girls like me is when they are just after...."

Sometimes, however, a guy in the above situation might get a full ride.

The guy then answers "so what. As long as I get what I want; and with my qualifications, you will have a better reputation."

FeelTheHeat · Post by **FeelTheHeat** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:51 pm

This topic weaves in and out of brilliance and ineptitude. Needs more memes lol

Chants · Post by **Chants** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:02 pm

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