THE DING BAR Forum

[JamMasterJ]

Dear HasTTTings,

Thanks for the offer of being put on your waitlist. Let me consider that for about 0.5 seconds before I tell you what you can go and do with such a "generous" offer. Between being located in the slums of San Francisco and being the number 5 school (and possibly number 6 after UCI gets on the rankings) in California, I think I'd be okay with not attending.

I especially liked the "we appreciate if you do not call or email us regarding the waitlist" part of your email. Don't worry, you will most definitely not be hearing from me. Have a nice day dodging the crack whores and junkies in the Tenderloin!

wtf... HASTINGS waitlisted you? after you got into UCLA, USC, gtown??? uhhh

Yield protect FTW. That, or they saw the terrible things I wrote about HasTTTings here on TLS.

Hastings did a lot of strange stuff this year.

[gavinstevens]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

[gravityrides0]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

+1 to sxsw

[Liquox]

Dear HasTTTings,

Thanks for the offer of being put on your waitlist. Let me consider that for about 0.5 seconds before I tell you what you can go and do with such a "generous" offer. Between being located in the slums of San Francisco and being the number 5 school (and possibly number 6 after UCI gets on the rankings) in California, I think I'd be okay with not attending.

I especially liked the "we appreciate if you do not call or email us regarding the waitlist" part of your email. Don't worry, you will most definitely not be hearing from me. Have a nice day dodging the crack whores and junkies in the Tenderloin!

wtf... HASTINGS waitlisted you? after you got into UCLA, USC, gtown??? uhhh

Yield protect FTW. That, or they saw the terrible things I wrote about HasTTTings here on TLS.

Hastings did a lot of strange stuff this year.

+1

maybe they're trying to raise their lsat median? w/e you've got better places to go anyway.

[dingbat]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

Dear Texas,

You're not in the T14 - you never were, and the fact that you tied Georgetown this year says more about them than about you.
Don't get delusions of grandeur. USNews made a typo, but was too embarrassed to admit the mistake.
Once they fire the lowly UT Intern who "accidentally" put in the wrong number, you will once again be shut out of the T14.

[gavinstevens]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

Dear Texas,

You're not in the T14 - you never were, and the fact that you tied Georgetown this year says more about them than about you.
Don't get delusions of grandeur. USNews made a typo, but was too embarrassed to admit the mistake.
Once they fire the lowly UT Intern who accidentally put in the wrong number, you will once again be shut out of the T14.

I think you're onto something here...

[Liquox]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

Dear Texas,

You're not in the T14 - you never were, and the fact that you tied Georgetown this year says more about them than about you.
Don't get delusions of grandeur. USNews made a typo, but was too embarrassed to admit the mistake.
Once they fire the lowly UT Intern who accidentally put in the wrong number, you will once again be shut out of the T14.

+1 dude. i was going to say they fudged their numbers, but your reason's better

[ralph_pootawn]

Stanford,

I hope your LUCK runs out and you get knocked out of the top 3


ralph

[Liquox]

(didn't get dinged but damn i'm pissed. waited all day to go and now no one's going anywhere)

dear berkeley,

you're the only chick i know who can make my life difficult even without me applying. for some god forsaken reason, my bro likes you enough to cancel our road trip this weekend to get his phone fixed, but you seem pretty snotty for some lazy, crazy pothead with uneven boobs. maybe i'm wrong and you guys were meant to be. if i'm not, i hope that hot southern chick kicks your flabby ass next year.

still don't like you,
liq

ps: hurry it up. and do something about that smell.

[Take Two]

Stanford,

I hope your LUCK runs out and you get knocked out of the top 3


ralph

hahaha nice

[ScoutFinch]

Dear Texas,

I wanted you. I wanted you bad. Maybe just so I could visit and have an excuse to be out there for SXSW.

Alas, you are stingy with scholarships, and the likelihood of me attending if admitted were low.

I will not sleight you, but damn. I will say that I hope that Vandy forces you out of the top 14 this year.

-gavinstevens

Dear Texas,

You're not in the T14 - you never were, and the fact that you tied Georgetown this year says more about them than about you.
Don't get delusions of grandeur. USNews made a typo, but was too embarrassed to admit the mistake.
Once they fire the lowly UT Intern who accidentally put in the wrong number, you will once again be shut out of the T14.

Love both of these...let's not forget this

[Perdevise]

Dear Columbia,

It's ok. I'm not even mad. I think we should probably head our separate ways.

Sincerely,

Perdevise
Stanford, CA 94305

[doppelganger]

edit: only felt good the first five minutes after i typed it, then it felt

[PopTorts13]

Dear Michigan,

Ann Arbor is a whore.

Sincerely,

Poptorts

[westinghouse60]

Dear Georgetown/UCLA,

I don't mind your waitlists, because I got into two respectively peer schools (Cornell/Vandy), which I preferred anyway. Gotta love when there are two peer schools, and you get into the one you really wanted and WL at the one you didn't. Wonder if you could tell from my app.

Edit: you can tell I'm really not even honestly mad because I'm not bothering to insult you.

[ucbkenn]

Dear Georgetown/UCLA,

I don't mind your waitlists, because I got into two respectively peer schools (Cornell/Vandy), which I preferred anyway. Gotta love when there are two peer schools, and you get into the one you really wanted and WL at the one you didn't. Wonder if you could tell from my app.

Edit: you can tell I'm really not even honestly mad because I'm not bothering to insult you.

This same thing happened to me! Identical.

[hookem12]

Dear UW,

It wasn't you, it was me. You knew I wasn't going to attend, ever, and you were right. I hope Seattle and I can still be friends. I'll send you a postcard from the other Washington (DC).

xoxo

[dallaslawgurl]

So far:

University of Arkansas School of Law: I never met a razor back I liked :/
Florida International University College of Law: Who needs hurricanes!
Louisiana State University Paul M. Hebert Law Center: ... Well, I kinda really wanted to go here. I'm sure its a blessing in disguise

[outsidethescope]

Berkeley,

I thought I wanted to go to Berkeley. Years ago, I even named my cat Berkeley. The cat turned out to be an ass.

Love,
Scope

[crumpetsandtea]

Berkeley,

I thought I wanted to go to Berkeley. Years ago, I even named my cat Berkeley. The cat turned out to be an ass.

Love,
Scope

<3 OTS.

[fingerscrossedxx]

Berkeley,

I thought I wanted to go to Berkeley. Years ago, I even named my cat Berkeley. The cat turned out to be an ass.

Love,
Scope

Hahaha, this is awesome

[arae13]

That hilarious moment when Michigan State spends a bunch of money to send me excessive mailings (ex. "you're the most perfect candidate EVER for our school. Please come!") and then defers, re-reviews and waistlists WITHOUT even bothering to email me about their decision to waitlist.

Sorry, but I only applied to your school to see how much money you'd offer me after blowing up my mailbox daily. Also, I've been accepted to significantly better schools in Chicago.

Oh, and have fun with four of your state's cities being on the "Most Miserable Places in America" list. Awk.

[der_saeufer]

Dear MinnesoTTTa:

Thanks for the YP waitlist. I wasn't really all that keen on freezing my ass off for three years, though I suppose I could use your mandatory laptop to keep it warm while keeping Bill Gates rich in spite of the perfectly good one I already own.

I'll send you a postcard from Durham.

Love,

der_saeufer

(feels good to get the first ding out of the way!)

[Azmatt]

Ohh.. MN...

grumbling about how I hope Adrian hurts his other knee..

... JUST KIDDING. NO HARD FEELINGS...

[msblaw89]

Dear Bezerkeley,
If accepted I wouldn't have gone to your school anyway. You are a flaming, idiotic, liberal full of kooks...Oh! And your state is bankrupt because of them! Go hug a tree... or paint some more rainbows somewhere

This is the ding bar, so I should be able to vent without anyone criticizing me for my venting