badwithpseudonyms wrote:thwalls wrote:I can take shootings since they're so rare. But I'm out here in Georgetown in DC. Let me share our little crime problem...
We currently have a guy that the media has dubbed, "The Snuggler". Women have woken up in the middle of the night to find a guy either laying next to them in bed or standing over them attempting to tuck them in at night. They still haven't caught him and it's been 2 years. Now the think there could be more than one snuggler out there. Oh, and for the guys, there's also a snuggler who has been doing the same thing to men while they're sleeping.
You guys' roll hard in G'Town, eh?

Damn you! That made me spit out my coffee. I saw the "roll hard in G'Town" then I had to scroll down and laughed my ass off.
We're more like this...
