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THE DING BAR Forum
- ChriLa425

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- boozehound

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Dear BC:
You perverts. Why did you send me on that fool's errand of proving I paid my misdemeanor fines and then reject me? What? If I hadn't paid the fine, I would have gotten in or waitlisted?! Obviously, you were rubbin' up a chubby and needed some details to bust your nut. Glad I could help you out.
Now go wash your hands.
--boozehound
You perverts. Why did you send me on that fool's errand of proving I paid my misdemeanor fines and then reject me? What? If I hadn't paid the fine, I would have gotten in or waitlisted?! Obviously, you were rubbin' up a chubby and needed some details to bust your nut. Glad I could help you out.
Now go wash your hands.
--boozehound
- kkklick

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lolboozehound wrote:Dear BC:
You perverts. Why did you send me on that fool's errand of proving I paid my misdemeanor fines and then reject me?
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HawksJetsFalcons

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Dinged at Emory today 
- pattonthicke

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"It is probably something I will remember for the rest of my life. I can't say that about my Econ 202 class and the material that I learned there," said Northwestern senior Justin Smith. Smith, 21
+1, and +1000 to what Justin Smith said.Nightrunner wrote:You mean "Wow, Northwestern is awesome."
- girlonfire

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ding bar fail.HawksJetsFalcons wrote:Dinged at Emory today
Come on, dood!!
get snarky or gtfo.
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tepper

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I got dinged by Emory today as well. Whatever I don't like Atlanta anyways, so fuck it. I'm going to Boston!girlonfire wrote:ding bar fail.HawksJetsFalcons wrote:Dinged at Emory today
Come on, dood!!
get snarky or gtfo.
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gas law

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+1000girlonfire wrote:ding bar fail.HawksJetsFalcons wrote:Dinged at Emory today
Come on, dood!!
get snarky or gtfo.
- IgnatiusJ

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Dinged at UVA and Berkeley recently.
UVA- I really don't have the required wardrobe of pastel colored polos, Burberry sweaters, and boat shoes (attending a landlocked school) required to attend such a prestigious institution. Also, I wasn't born with the innate ability of Southern fratbags to treat women like garbage while simultaneously being considered a gentleman. Too bitter? I'll go pour a natty light out for you UVA...
Berkeley- Meh, I really got nothing Berkeley, I hardly knew thee. Insert some comment about birkenstock wearing, prius driving, al gore worshipping hippies and we'll call it even. I'll go listen to a Phish album in the meantime.
UVA- I really don't have the required wardrobe of pastel colored polos, Burberry sweaters, and boat shoes (attending a landlocked school) required to attend such a prestigious institution. Also, I wasn't born with the innate ability of Southern fratbags to treat women like garbage while simultaneously being considered a gentleman. Too bitter? I'll go pour a natty light out for you UVA...
Berkeley- Meh, I really got nothing Berkeley, I hardly knew thee. Insert some comment about birkenstock wearing, prius driving, al gore worshipping hippies and we'll call it even. I'll go listen to a Phish album in the meantime.
- ChriLa425

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Dear UVA,
My blood is all red, and my votes are all blue,
Which I´ve heard is backwards for you.
My blood is all red, and my votes are all blue,
Which I´ve heard is backwards for you.
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crit_racer

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Short but good!ChriLa425 wrote:Dear UVA,
My blood is all red, and my votes are all blue,
Which I´ve heard is backwards for you.
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paulinaporizkova

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nice.ChriLa425 wrote:Dear UVA,
My blood is all red, and my votes are all blue,
Which I´ve heard is backwards for you.
very appropriate for your tar as well
- ChriLa425

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I imagine they have a sign somewhere that says "no cheshire cats allowed"paulinaporizkova wrote:nice.ChriLa425 wrote:Dear UVA,
My blood is all red, and my votes are all blue,
Which I´ve heard is backwards for you.
very appropriate for your tar as well
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williams55

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- askyemcdonald

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Dear Duke,
EAT MY BUTT!
That is all.

EAT MY BUTT!
That is all.
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deathviaboredom

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thegreatk

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Succinct and classy. I like it.askyemcdonald wrote:Dear Duke,
EAT MY BUTT!
That is all.
- Nulli Secundus

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Nulli Secundus wrote:Reserved for possible use later today.
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acrowder914

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It's open-seating here, sir. No reservation required.Nulli Secundus wrote:Nulli Secundus wrote:Reserved for possible use later today.
- TheTopBloke

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FUCK ALABAMA.
No particular school, just the entire state.
No particular school, just the entire state.
- x7227

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I think he has some epic ding-post all lined up that he wants everyone to see at the top of a page every time it loads...acrowder914 wrote:It's open-seating here, sir. No reservation required.Nulli Secundus wrote:Nulli Secundus wrote:Reserved for possible use later today.
Ultimately I hope he doesn't get ding'ed, but I'm really wondering just how massive his rage ultimately will be...second to none I'm guessing!
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ProZach

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Getting ready to fuck Davis in 7 hours 21 minutes
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adevotchka

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So tempted to just reply to all my rejection e-mails with these.
So tempted to just reply to all my rejection e-mails with these.
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subtle

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adevotchka wrote:--ImageRemoved--
So tempted to just reply to all my rejection e-mails with these.