June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

[Hennessy]

My mind has gone, drowned
in a sea of frustration.
Hope, bright screen, F5.

[somethingElse]

YOU TWO!

[EnfieldTennisChamp]

*In the supply closet at the office, standing in the center of a pentagram painted on the floor with white-out, lit only by the red light of an EXIT sign*

“I give you a coin I made from stone. I give you a song I stole from the dirt. I give you a knife from under the hills – finest blade from a pencil sharpener, and a #2 pencil that I stuck through a dead man’s eye. I give you a claw I ripped from a test proctor. I give you a name, and that name is LSAT. I give you blood from my vein, and a feather that I pulled from an angel’s wing or Jefferson’s quill pen. I call you with names, of my lord, of my lord. I summon with poison and summon with pain. I open the way and I open the gates. SCORES COME FORTH!”



[Adapted from The Sandman, Sleep of the Just by Neil Gaiman]

[pretzeltime]

Hahaha turns out a lot of you get very creative under duress. I dig! Thx for the entertainment, I can offer no such delight in return

[Dodocogon]

btw if anyone wants to review previous poals, they are on pg. 1 post 1

Based OP

[pretzeltime]

btw if anyone wants to review previous poals, they are on pg. 1 post 1

Based OP

Shout out to Henny for being a baller OP through this journey

[Mikey]

Hahaha turns out a lot of you get very creative under duress. I dig! Thx for the entertainment, I can offer no such delight in return

gonna go make a pact with an evil entity for a 180, brb

[poptart123]

The LSAT right down
A steaming pile of brown
It now covers us

[ponderingmeerkat]

btw if anyone wants to review previous poals, they are on pg. 1 post 1

Based OP

Shout out to Henny for being a baller OP through this journey

[khaleesi01]

What are the odds of having a blended experimental LG section?

[EnfieldTennisChamp]

Hahaha turns out a lot of you get very creative under duress. I dig! Thx for the entertainment, I can offer no such delight in return

gonna go make a pact with an evil entity for a 180, brb

I've worked with Azazel in the past with satisfactory results. Still holding on to at least 33% of my soul, too! Can't beat that price.

[R. Jeeves]

Dude we missed you man! It's awesome that you come back on the day that I choose to eat a pretzel for breakfast.

[R. Jeeves]

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[carasrook]

i made cookies with my self-pity

some of y'all are in boston, right? i'm planning a trip to boston this summer and want to know the ~must-see~ attractions and where i should eat, etc

bumping 4 myself because i really need suggestions

[Hennessy]

online ulcer me
shiny acid in color
congeal into slate

[Mikey]

[ayylmao]

lmaoooo

[ayylmao]

Sometimes it's not so
Hard to make a good haiku
Refrigerator

[needahobby451]

Ya think they're adjusting the curve???

[Mikey]

Sometimes it's not so
Hard to make a good haiku
Refrigerator

This was beautiful :')

[UltimateSplitter]

Ya think they're adjusting the curve???

Don't let your mind race too far or there's no coming back

[ayylmao]

Ya think they're adjusting the curve???

Curve is set before the test is administered, based on accuracy when the questions were administered as experimentals.

[pretzeltime]

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[needahobby451]

Ya think they're adjusting the curve???

Don't let your mind race too far or there's no coming back

Wise words

[Hennessy]

Ya think they're adjusting the curve???

Curve is set before the test is administered, based on accuracy when the questions were administered as experimentals.

well that's fucking stupid

edit: maybe its not