The Official October Waiter's Oasis Forum

RZ5646 · Post by **RZ5646** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:45 pm

Rigo wrote:I actually think Bush would be the strongest GOP nominee in a general, but he hasn't gained traction (because low energy, apparently).

He should try changing his name

gamerish · Post by **gamerish** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:46 pm

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RZ5646 · Post by **RZ5646** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:47 pm

Am I the only one who picked Oregon/Washington/Colorado just because the west seems beautiful? I want to hike around national parks and climb some mountains and shit

mist4bison · Post by **mist4bison** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:47 pm

gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

TheProdigal · Post by **TheProdigal** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:48 pm

mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:48 pm

TheProdigal wrote:
mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

mist4bison · Post by **mist4bison** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:48 pm

RZ5646 wrote:Am I the only one who picked Oregon/Washington/Colorado just because the west seems beautiful? I want to hike around national parks and climb some mountains and shit

The west IS beautiful! Where are you from RZ?

(I picked Australia, but I actually have no desire to go there, it was just the best on the list. After Panama, my next vacation is to Indonesia).

galeatus · Post by **galeatus** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:49 pm

ffamran wrote:
TheProdigal wrote:
mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

thatlawlkid · Post by **thatlawlkid** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:50 pm

galeatus wrote:
ffamran wrote:
TheProdigal wrote:
mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

RZ5646 · Post by **RZ5646** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:50 pm

mist4bison wrote:
RZ5646 wrote:Am I the only one who picked Oregon/Washington/Colorado just because the west seems beautiful? I want to hike around national parks and climb some mountains and shit
The west IS beautiful! Where are you from RZ?

(I picked Australia, but I actually have no desire to go there, it was just the best on the list. After Panama, my next vacation is to Indonesia).

A dreary rust belt area

GreatBraffsby · Post by **GreatBraffsby** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:57 pm

thatlawlkid wrote:
galeatus wrote:
ffamran wrote:
TheProdigal wrote:
mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

cub1014 · Post by **cub1014** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:59 pm

GreatBraffsby wrote:
thatlawlkid wrote:
galeatus wrote:
ffamran wrote:
TheProdigal wrote:
mist4bison wrote:
gamerish wrote:In for 99th percentile

galeatus · Post by **galeatus** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:59 pm

Seriously considering a weekend trip somewhere in the next couple of weeks. OP's poll made me realise that it's been too long since I've last went on a trip.

Can't seem to decide between Zurich/Florence/Barcelona/Dubrovnik.....

ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:59 pm

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ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:59 pm

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galeatus · Post by **galeatus** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:00 pm

theugg wrote:
galeatus wrote:Seriously considering a weekend trip somewhere in the next couple of weeks. OP's poll made me realised that it's been too long since I've last went on a trip.

Can't seem to decide between Zurich/Florence/Barcelona/Dubrovnik.....
Weekend trip to Europe?!?!

Should have mentioned that I live in London.

ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:02 pm

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RZ5646 · Post by **RZ5646** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:04 pm

theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?

How many people use Tinder? Is that why my dating life sucks so much? All the girls are just using that?

I hear about it all the time, but I've never heard anyone in real life actually admit to using it.

Danimals18 · Post by **Danimals18** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:05 pm

theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?

thats the point, yes.

TheProdigal · Post by **TheProdigal** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:05 pm

theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?

Points for creativity, and leaving you wanting to know more.

cub1014 · Post by **cub1014** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:07 pm

RZ5646 wrote:
theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?
How many people use Tinder? Is that why my dating life sucks so much? All the girls are just using that?

If you're a guy going on there for a confidence boost (unless you look like David Beckham), I would highly suggest against it.

ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:07 pm

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mist4bison · Post by **mist4bison** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:07 pm

RZ5646 wrote:
theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?
How many people use Tinder? Is that why my dating life sucks so much? All the girls are just using that?

Like every single girl I know uses it. Not gonna lie, it's actually how I met my SO. No shame in that, bc we're perfect together and wouldn't have met each other without it.

Also, you're def missing the point ugg.

That's super weird though. I used to use my male coworker's tinder and send out creepy messages to girls. "I'm want to use your hair to floss my teeth" was probably my favorite. I had a 75% response rate with that one.

mist4bison · Post by **mist4bison** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:08 pm

theugg wrote:I'm so confused? How is that supposed to be sexy? Like a nose dildo?!

And since you're sitting on his face, he's going to be licking something...

That's actually really gross once you flesh it out.

RZ5646 · Post by **RZ5646** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:09 pm

mist4bison wrote:
RZ5646 wrote:
theugg wrote:Holy shit I just got this pick-up line on tinder:

"You wanna come over to play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies "

Does this mean his nose is going to grow??? Is this the point??? What??? Why?
How many people use Tinder? Is that why my dating life sucks so much? All the girls are just using that?
Like every single girl I know uses it.

Okay, maybe that's why I've had like 3 girls show interest in me during my entire college career lol.