The Official October Waiter's Oasis Forum

3pianists · Post by **3pianists** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:15 pm

Op_Diom wrote:So, I have been away for a while studying for midterms, papers and whatnot.

What'd I miss?

Is it seriously today? Or, is this just the normal freakout that accompanies the nearing of judgment day?

Nothing new, just internet jerks being jerks on the internet.

SirArthurDayne · Post by **SirArthurDayne** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:16 pm

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alpha kenny body · Post by **alpha kenny body** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:16 pm

theugg wrote:man someone told me the other day when 2 people kiss it makes a 10 foot tunnel

Well, I'm six four, how tall are you?

ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:17 pm

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joeycxxxx09 · Post by **joeycxxxx09** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:17 pm

"And I saw heaven opened, and behold, a gray horse, and He who sat on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and wages war."

oldercoldervoice · Post by **oldercoldervoice** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:17 pm

theugg wrote:man someone told me the other day when 2 people kiss it makes a 10 foot tunnel

It's longer than that. Aren't small intestines like 20 feet long end to end? So really it's more like a 50 foot tunnel.

ltbenn · Post by **ltbenn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

chicharon wrote:I'll be on grey watch til 4pm, can someone take over after me?

i'll [f5] be [f5] on [f5] watch [f5] til [f5] greyyyyyy

ps - green. still.

splittermcsplit88 · Post by **splittermcsplit88** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

Shit, -12 must've been harder than I thought. Makes me wonder if I screwed up all those assumption questions.

WhyYaCryin · Post by **WhyYaCryin** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

theugg wrote:man someone told me the other day when 2 people kiss it makes a 10 foot tunnel

But what is the entrance? Oh wait, you mean...

But what about that the light at the end of the tunnel? Is that... nope same thing.

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

still green... anyone have any good ways to distract

thatlawlkid · Post by **thatlawlkid** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

splittermcsplit88 wrote:Shit, -12 must've been harder than I thought. Makes me wonder if I screwed up all those assumption questions.

starting to just assume a 120 at this point. maybe 121 if im lucky.

alpha kenny body · Post by **alpha kenny body** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:18 pm

theugg wrote:
fips tedora wrote:
theugg wrote:man someone told me the other day when 2 people kiss it makes a 10 foot tunnel
Well, I'm six four, how tall are you?
5'4". a full foot taller ???

It appears so. So our tunnel would be nearly 12 feet!

Danimals18 · Post by **Danimals18** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:19 pm

ffamran wrote:still green... anyone have any good ways to distract

in dire need as well

oldercoldervoice · Post by **oldercoldervoice** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:19 pm

fips tedora wrote:
theugg wrote:
fips tedora wrote:
theugg wrote:man someone told me the other day when 2 people kiss it makes a 10 foot tunnel
Well, I'm six four, how tall are you?
5'4". a full foot taller ???
It appears so. So our tunnel would be nearly 12 feet!

52 feet

Intestines are gross

chinoiserielove · Post by **chinoiserielove** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:19 pm

This doesn't even feel real anymore. I was dying an hour ago and now I'm so chill.

Cochran · Post by **Cochran** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:20 pm

Every time my phone buzzes from a notification I have a mini heart attack lol. This is ridic

wildquest8200 · Post by **wildquest8200** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:20 pm

Danimals18 wrote:
ffamran wrote:still green... anyone have any good ways to distract
in dire need as well

this game usually gives me 5 minutes of non-thinking http://game.ioxapp.com/eye-test/game.html

basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:20 pm

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ltbenn · Post by **ltbenn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:20 pm

Cochran wrote:Every time my phone buzzes from a notification I have a mini heart attack lol. This is ridic

this, this, a thousand times this.

SirArthurDayne · Post by **SirArthurDayne** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:21 pm

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AMajorChord · Post by **AMajorChord** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:21 pm

WOOOO SO GLAD THIS IS IN MY INBOX SO PUMPED ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS WOO

"SUB: Focused Prep for a Better LSAT Score"

ugg · Post by **ugg** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:21 pm

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Sera Numquam · Post by **Sera Numquam** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:21 pm

A bunch of people in the honors lounge know it's gray day because I saw the news on here and screamed out of excitement and shortly after ran out of the lounge.

ggnobbq · Post by **ggnobbq** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:22 pm

still green

oldercoldervoice · Post by **oldercoldervoice** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:22 pm

basedvulpes wrote: I thought this was a waiters thread

Listen man, I'm doing my best to kill whatever mood is happening here