FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS GREY CONFIRMED!!!! Forum

MadwomanintheAttic · Post by **MadwomanintheAttic** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:35 pm

crazyhazy wrote:Someone finish the joke:

2 LSAC admins walk into a bar..

And they are surrounded by Feb waiters to beat them for the moments of torture caused by refusing to release scores

SevenCostanza · Post by **SevenCostanza** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:36 pm

m27 wrote:
crazyhazy wrote:
SevenCostanza wrote:Alright got one.

Name four musicians who have died at the age of 27, thus making them members of the famed '27 Club'.
Hendrix, Kurt cobain, that druggy chick from last year.... And hmm... Joplin
Amy Winehouse = druggy chick?

Jim Morrison too, right?

edit: and John Bonham

Bonham died at 32, but everything else was right.

crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:36 pm

m27 wrote:
crazyhazy wrote:Someone finish the joke:

2 LSAC admins walk into a bar..
..one admin says to another "what did we do with those scantrons?"
the other replies, "who knows, no one cares about the February LSAT anyway. Jack and coke please!"

Well, at least they ordered a drink I respect while they threw us off the cliff.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:36 pm

MadwomanintheAttic wrote:
crazyhazy wrote:Someone finish the joke:

2 LSAC admins walk into a bar..
And they are surrounded by Feb waiters ~~to beat them for the moments of torture caused by refusing to release scores~~ asking for 5 more minutes on the games section

Smallville · Post by **Smallville** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:37 pm

y'all are killen it with the posts... can't keep up

NL2424 · Post by **NL2424** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:37 pm

MadwomanintheAttic · Post by **MadwomanintheAttic** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:38 pm

m27 wrote:
MadwomanintheAttic wrote:
crazyhazy wrote:Someone finish the joke:

2 LSAC admins walk into a bar..
And they are surrounded by Feb waiters ~~to beat them for the moments of torture caused by refusing to release scores~~ asking for 5 more minutes on the games section

That's fine as long as we still cause them physical harm

m27 · Post by **m27** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:38 pm

SevenCostanza wrote:
m27 wrote:
crazyhazy wrote:
SevenCostanza wrote:Alright got one.

Name four musicians who have died at the age of 27, thus making them members of the famed '27 Club'.
Hendrix, Kurt cobain, that druggy chick from last year.... And hmm... Joplin
Amy Winehouse = druggy chick?

Jim Morrison too, right?

edit: and John Bonham
Bonham died at 32, but everything else was right.

Good call, for some reason he felt like an appropriate fit into the 27 club, aka my club

crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:38 pm

I work in corporate finance. I want to go meet a girl at a bar, and when she asked me what I do, I'll say "I'm a waiter." Because that is basically what I'm doing. And give no additional information whatsoever.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:40 pm

zacboro wrote:To be fair, if they released 3 days early Feb then every Febber would expect a 3 day early release. So they have to screw over a few years of Febbers to let the other ones appreciate it. I could've worded this better but yinz get my theory

As I'm crying in a law library next February, there's a 97.23% chance I won't be caring about the ongoing February score release.
I plan to leave these dark days behind me

proctor_right_in_the · Post by **proctor_right_in_the** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:41 pm

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crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:41 pm

m27 wrote:
zacboro wrote:To be fair, if they released 3 days early Feb then every Febber would expect a 3 day early release. So they have to screw over a few years of Febbers to let the other ones appreciate it. I could've worded this better but yinz get my theory
As I'm crying in a law library next February, there's a 97.23% chance I won't be caring about the ongoing February score release.
I plan to leave these dark days behind me

Yeah I keep thinking, this forum is kind of fun maybe ill return from time to time. But regardless of whether we make it to heaven or hell, no one wants to return to purgatory.

crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:42 pm

m27 wrote:
zacboro wrote:To be fair, if they released 3 days early Feb then every Febber would expect a 3 day early release. So they have to screw over a few years of Febbers to let the other ones appreciate it. I could've worded this better but yinz get my theory
As I'm crying in a law library next February, there's a 97.23% chance I won't be caring about the ongoing February score release.
I plan to leave these dark days behind me

You couldn't go to the thousandth place in your percentage?

NL2424 · Post by **NL2424** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:43 pm

Donashimen · Post by **Donashimen** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:43 pm

OMFG!!!! not even grey yet!! not even GREY YET!!!!!!!!

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:44 pm

Yall just give up. Scores are literally never coming out.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:45 pm

RaiderRed wrote:Yall just give up. Scores are literally never coming out.

Word you right.
*deletes LSAC account*

NL2424 · Post by **NL2424** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:46 pm

Rileyfo · Post by **Rileyfo** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:46 pm

proctor_right_in_the · Post by **proctor_right_in_the** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:46 pm

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NL2424 · Post by **NL2424** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:47 pm

crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:48 pm

New contest - who can come up with best LSAC acronym meaning

Lazy
Scorers
And
C.... Lol that's the first thing that popped into my mind

ilikebaseball · Post by **ilikebaseball** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:49 pm

LSAT scoring is fucking prehistoric. But who gives a damb

crazyhazy · Post by **crazyhazy** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:50 pm

You guys remember the yip yips from Sesame Street? Those cats are cool.

Rileyfo · Post by **Rileyfo** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:52 pm