June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

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[SirArthurDayne]

Who will be the new Phoenix, that's what I wanna know.

[BirdLawExpert]

Ok waiters, let's have some real talk. Y'all just took the LSAT, what, yesterday? This is gonna be the most miserable month of your life. If you're not passing the time by getting blackout and contracting easily curable STIs from randos on Tinder, you're not doing it right.

THIS

Pretty sure all I did was get drunk and watch netflix.

I mean binge-watching is basically the same thing as an STI. You're in a cave for a few weeks while you work your way through a series, and by the time the series is done you have a shocking realization that your personal hygiene routine has taken a hit.

[Nachoo2019]

Ok waiters, let's have some real talk. Y'all just took the LSAT, what, yesterday? This is gonna be the most miserable month of your life. If you're not passing the time by getting blackout and contracting easily curable STIs from randos on Tinder, you're not doing it right.

THIS

Pretty sure all I did was get drunk and watch netflix.

I am thankful every day that I did not know that TLS existed when I took the LSAT.

Drinking is definitely TCR here people

[Dcc617]

After i took my LSAT last June I bought a DS and beat Pokemon twice. I think I also read some books and hiked like every day.

[pleadthafif]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

[benwyatt]

Who will be the new Phoenix, that's what I wanna know.

You.

[pretzeltime]

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[Dcc617]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I prefer the clap, personally.

[Typing Puppy]

Who will be the new Phoenix, that's what I wanna know.

You.

I would really like to see SAD try he's way too nice

[amta]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

obviously its herpes

[amta]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I prefer the clap, personally.

the clap is chlamydia.

eta: jk, not.

[pretzeltime]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I prefer the clap, personally.

the clap is chlamydia.

Nope. Common misconception. The clap is gonnorrhea.

[Typing Puppy]

After i took my LSAT last June I bought a DS and beat Pokemon twice. I think I also read some books and hiked like every day.

you and I would get along well

must be nice to live somewhere you can hike that often!

[Dcc617]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I prefer the clap, personally.

the clap is chlamydia.

eta: jk, not.

You obviously need to go out and catch some good ol' crotch crickets.

[Dcc617]

After i took my LSAT last June I bought a DS and beat Pokemon twice. I think I also read some books and hiked like every day.

you and I would get along well

must be nice to live somewhere you can hike that often!

Back when I lived in Hawaii. It's like the best place to hike in the world.

[SirArthurDayne]

Who will be the new Phoenix, that's what I wanna know.

You.

I would really like to see SAD try he's way too nice

I can be mean! What kind of name is Typing Puppy

[pretzeltime]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I prefer the clap, personally.

the clap is chlamydia.

eta: jk, not.

You obviously need to go out and catch some good ol' crotch crickets.

Crotch crickets. Incredible

[pleadthafif]

Waiters, what's the most illegal thing you've done

[lemonparty]

someone tag me in when one of these cowards finally pws

[longpig]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I once told an MC at a moth story slam that my boyfriend and I are together because of chlamydia. A week ago, my boyfriend saw him again at some fundraiser and the MC remembered the story. Supposedly he dedicated the show on June 6 to me.

If that doesn't please the LSAT gods, idk what will.

ETA: having said that... if anyone wants to make a blood pact with me to delete this account when i get my score back, i'm down.

[pretzeltime]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I once told an MC at a moth story slam that my boyfriend and I are together because of chlamydia. A week ago, my boyfriend saw him again at some fundraiser and the MC remembered the story. Supposedly he dedicated the show on June 6 to me.

If that doesn't please the LSAT gods, idk what will.

ETA: having said that... if anyone wants to make a blood pact with me to delete this account when i get my score back, i'm down.

I really approve of this

Not the ETA tho! Own that chlamydia bb

[longpig]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I once told an MC at a moth story slam that my boyfriend and I are together because of chlamydia. A week ago, my boyfriend saw him again at some fundraiser and the MC remembered the story. Supposedly he dedicated the show on June 6 to me.

If that doesn't please the LSAT gods, idk what will.

ETA: having said that... if anyone wants to make a blood pact with me to delete this account when i get my score back, i'm down.

I really approve of this

Not the ETA tho! Own that chlamydia bb

Thank u. Don't be afraid to fess up to past partners everyone.

[amta]

What's the most nonchalant STI out there? Chlamydia? I think you just take a pill and you're cured. Waiters, I challenge all of you to get out there and get some chlamydia.

I once told an MC at a moth story slam that my boyfriend and I are together because of chlamydia. A week ago, my boyfriend saw him again at some fundraiser and the MC remembered the story. Supposedly he dedicated the show on June 6 to me.

If that doesn't please the LSAT gods, idk what will.

ETA: having said that... if anyone wants to make a blood pact with me to delete this account when i get my score back, i'm down.

no one cares. plz can we not paranoid itt.

[somethingElse]

No blood packs either