The Official October Waiter's Oasis Forum

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:48 pm

gamerish wrote:
oldercoldervoice wrote:
seashell.economy wrote:
BroManDudeManBro wrote:
Can't scissor while in doggy-style 'gnome sayin?
Oh.my.god. lesbians don't scissor. Please throw some real lesbian porn into your collection, BroManDude.
Speaking of realism (or the lack thereof) in lesbian porn: can we talk about those crazy-long fake nails? What's up with that?
The one time I was exposed to lesbian porn, the most unsettling part wasn't the vaginas but that they let those talons anywhere near them. That can't be sanitary.

The most unsettling part for me was shoes on the bed

gamerish · Post by **gamerish** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:49 pm

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seashell.economy · Post by **seashell.economy** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:50 pm

TheProdigal wrote:I feel like concurrent discussions of GLBTQ issues and video games sums up my undergrad experience.

pleadthafif · Post by **pleadthafif** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:50 pm

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TheProdigal · Post by **TheProdigal** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:52 pm

gamerish wrote:
oldercoldervoice wrote:
seashell.economy wrote:
BroManDudeManBro wrote:
Can't scissor while in doggy-style 'gnome sayin?
Oh.my.god. lesbians don't scissor. Please throw some real lesbian porn into your collection, BroManDude.
Speaking of realism (or the lack thereof) in lesbian porn: can we talk about those crazy-long fake nails? What's up with that?
The one time I was exposed to lesbian porn, the most unsettling part wasn't the vaginas but that they let those talons anywhere near them. That can't be sanitary.

My wife, who I've been filling in on this conversation, just remarked the worst part about being with women is the need to keep her nails short.

McJimJam · Post by **McJimJam** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:53 pm

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oldercoldervoice · Post by **oldercoldervoice** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:54 pm

pleadthafif wrote: So is there no "on top" or "reverse on top" variations for lesbian couples? Asking for a friend.

The thing about "missionary"/"cowgirl" is that what really means is "guy on top"/"girl on top". This distinction is completely meaningless when both parties are female.

69 is the true all-inclusive non-discriminatory sexual position, but OP didn't include 69. Shame on OP.

chicharon · Post by **chicharon** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:56 pm

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seashell.economy · Post by **seashell.economy** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:58 pm

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:59 pm

oldercoldervoice wrote:
pleadthafif wrote: So is there no "on top" or "reverse on top" variations for lesbian couples? Asking for a friend.
The thing about "missionary"/"cowgirl" is that what really means is "guy on top"/"girl on top". This distinction is completely meaningless when both parties are female.

69 is the true all-inclusive non-discriminatory sexual position, but OP didn't include 69. Shame on OP.

Oh I did not know this

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:03 pm

seashell.economy wrote:Resident Lesbian in the house to clarify:
1) top/bottom is definitely a thing in gay/lesbian sex
2) lesbians don't have sex with their shoes on the bed
3) (most) lesbians don't fuck with fake nails
4) Some lesbians "attach artificial appendage to their lady gardens" but, really you bring that shit out for fun every now and then, not for everyday use. Lesbians use strap-ons the same way vanilla heterosexual couples pull out the fuzzy handcuffs when they want to feel naughty. It's just not an everyday/required thing.

I also did not know that lesbians also had the top/bottom distinction

Learning a lot today

Also, from what I remember, the shoes weren't just on the bed, they were both wearing them (sparkly heels) while they did the adult activity

Sera Numquam · Post by **Sera Numquam** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:03 pm

seashell.economy wrote:Resident Lesbian in the house to clarify:
1) top/bottom is definitely a thing in gay/lesbian sex
2) lesbians don't have sex with their shoes on the bed
3) (most) lesbians don't fuck with fake nails
4) Some lesbians "attach artificial appendage to their lady gardens" but, really you bring that shit out for fun every now and then, not for everyday use. Lesbians use strap-ons the same way vanilla heterosexual couples pull out the fuzzy handcuffs when they want to feel naughty. It's just not an everyday/required thing.

Fake nails are never going on my fingers.

BroManDude · Post by **BroManDude** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:05 pm

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McJimJam · Post by **McJimJam** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:06 pm

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oldercoldervoice · Post by **oldercoldervoice** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:07 pm

Sera Numquam wrote: Fake nails are never going on my fingers.

Personally, I love wearing fake nails. Sure, they make everything much more difficult and fuck up your actual nails maybe permanently, but they just look so nice.

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:08 pm

My 5-year-old cousin is obsessed with her fake Frozen nails. Sigh that movie is so profitable

Sera Numquam · Post by **Sera Numquam** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:09 pm

BroManDudeManBro wrote:Anyone else here lift weights? Curious to compare max lifts and amount of strength lost during LSAT prep.

Sera Numquam · Post by **Sera Numquam** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:09 pm

oldercoldervoice wrote:
Sera Numquam wrote: Fake nails are never going on my fingers.
Personally, I love wearing fake nails. Sure, they make everything much more difficult and fuck up your actual nails maybe permanently, but they just look so nice.

I just can't deal with it. I'd want to rip them off haha

seashell.economy · Post by **seashell.economy** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:12 pm

oldercoldervoice wrote:
Sera Numquam wrote: Fake nails are never going on my fingers.
Personally, I love wearing fake nails. Sure, they make everything much more difficult and fuck up your actual nails maybe permanently, but they just look so nice.

I guess it just depends on the look you are going for. Some lesbians luuuuv femmes.

galeatus · Post by **galeatus** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:14 pm

Speaking of Frozen, am I the only person in the world to think that "Let it Go" is really not that good or catchy a song?

ffamran · Post by **ffamran** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:18 pm

galeatus wrote:Speaking of Frozen, am I the only person in the world to think that "Let it Go" is really not that good or catchy a song?

It's not that good but it's very in line with previous Disney hits like "Beauty and the Beast", "A Whole New World", and "Colors of the Wind"... it's a nice ballad and the flagship song of a very successful movie

law_dawg18 · Post by **law_dawg18** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:19 pm

BroManDudeManBro wrote:Anyone else here lift weights? Curious to compare max lifts and amount of strength lost during LSAT prep.

oh hello.

barely lifted during test prep. finally back in the gym this week, I haven't tried for any 1RM yet but deadlifting 265x5 today felt pretty heavy and my max is higher. I usually don't lose as much strength on my squat as I do on deadlift and bench

galeatus wrote:Speaking of Frozen, am I the only person in the world to think that "Let it Go" is really not that good or catchy a song?

Also yes- good song, good movie, but really overrated IMO

gamerish · Post by **gamerish** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:21 pm

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nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:23 pm

galeatus wrote:Speaking of Frozen, am I the only person in the world to think that "Let it Go" is really not that good or catchy a song?

Yeah I wish people would let it go with that song

I'm not big into the whole Disney thing though

TheProdigal · Post by **TheProdigal** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:25 pm

gamerish wrote:
TheProdigal wrote:My wife, who I've been filling in on this conversation, just remarked the worst part about being with women is the need to keep her nails short.
Your wife hooks up with other women?

We're open/poly/bi.