June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

[Mikey]

Can we just go fucking gray already, FFS.

[proteinshake]

Can we just go fucking gray already, FFS.

I'll be very surprised if it isn't today. It's gotta be.

[forum_user]

Waiting on these scores like
https://youtu.be/8lB9RIgR-0M

[ponderingmeerkat]

I'm going to gif all day as stress relief. I apologize in advance.

express yourself meerkie

That song is going to be in my head all day.

[pretzeltime]

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[Keilz]

I have so much freaking work to do but it's all new things where I need to concentrate rather than mind numbing admin work

[R. Jeeves]

Didn't want to cave but it's Germany so I had to

dude, is that fucking chive cream cheese or something in there????????? LOOKS HEAVENLY

Haha yeah that's exactly what it is!

[pretzeltime]

.

[sluggla]

just spaced out on a conference call and now my boss is talking about ancient Chinese legal sensibilities

Halp how did we get here

Sounds like a RC passage.

Hard pass.

[pretzeltime]

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[bmathers]

I'm in my backyard trying to read, but find myself stopping after every page to check the LSAC website. I'm on like a 2nd grade reading-level speed.

[BrownieD]

Waiting on these scores like
https://youtu.be/8lB9RIgR-0M

I LOL'd
YES

[2000andBeyond]

So not to be like all spiritual or whatnot, but I definitely did not believe in my heart that Friday was going to be the day or yesterday. I was secretly hoping but deep down I did not get the vibes.

The vibes are strong this morning. I really feel like today is the day pimps

[Mikey]

Can we just go fucking gray already, FFS.

I'll be very surprised if it isn't today. It's gotta be.

We hope so!

[bmathers]

So not to be like all spiritual or whatnot, but I definitely did not believe in my heart that Friday was going to be the day or yesterday. I was secretly hoping but deep down I did not get the vibes.

The vibes are strong this morning. I really feel like today is the day pimps

Are you the LSAC Messiah? Or just a prophet? (New poll???)

[BrownieD]

So not to be like all spiritual or whatnot, but I definitely did not believe in my heart that Friday was going to be the day or yesterday. I was secretly hoping but deep down I did not get the vibes.

The vibes are strong this morning. I really feel like today is the day pimps

If today
is in fact
the fated day
We should go gray
At noontime.

[2000andBeyond]

So not to be like all spiritual or whatnot, but I definitely did not believe in my heart that Friday was going to be the day or yesterday. I was secretly hoping but deep down I did not get the vibes.

The vibes are strong this morning. I really feel like today is the day pimps

Are you the LSAC Messiah? Or just a prophet?

...you're on to me

[Mikey]

So not to be like all spiritual or whatnot, but I definitely did not believe in my heart that Friday was going to be the day or yesterday. I was secretly hoping but deep down I did not get the vibes.

The vibes are strong this morning. I really feel like today is the day pimps

vibes tell all

[bmathers]

"For it is written: On the 22nd day, God rested and his disciples dispersed around the internet. Commith with them, all of the world's LSAT scores. To each received his/her own and all were pleased."

The book of Council 6:27-30

[Hennessy]

I'm glad it's in the afternoon because if it was in the morning, and it wasn't what I'd hoped for, I'd have zero motivation to do work all day.

I'm not glad it's in the afternoon because I have hours of waiting ahead of me, and I have zero motivation to do work all day.

Which one of the following, if true, resolves the apparent discrepancy noted above?

A. If one has zero motivation to do work all day, one will get very little work done.

B. I have zero motivation to do work all day.

C. I can simultaneously be both glad about an issue, and not glad about the same issue.

D. Pepsi does nothing to calm my nerves. I feel its poison seeping through my brain and slowly eroding my synapses.

E. Fuck LSAC

[Sarastro]

No beer at my work
I can't even masturbate
What am I to do

[Sarastro]

A. If one has zero motivation to work all day, one will get very little work done.

B. I have zero motivation to do work all day.

C. I can simultaneously be both glad about an issue, and not glad about the same issue.

D. Pepsi does nothing to calm my nerves. I feel its poison seeping through my brain and slowly eroding my synapses.

E. Fuck LSAC

[+] Spoiler

E

[Keilz]

I'm glad it's in the afternoon because if it was in the morning, and it wasn't what I'd hoped for, I'd have zero motivation to do work all day.

I'm not glad it's in the afternoon because I have hours of waiting ahead of me, and I have zero motivation to do work all day.

Which one of the following, if true, resolves the apparent discrepancy noted above?

A. If one has zero motivation to do work all day, one will get very little work done.

B. I have zero motivation to do work all day.

C. I can simultaneously be both glad about an issue, and not glad about the same issue.

D. Pepsi does nothing to calm my nerves. I feel its poison seeping through my brain and slowly eroding my synapses.

E. Fuck LSAC

[+] Spoiler

E

[2000andBeyond]

I'm glad it's in the afternoon because if it was in the morning, and it wasn't what I'd hoped for, I'd have zero motivation to do work all day.

I'm not glad it's in the afternoon because I have hours of waiting ahead of me, and I have zero motivation to do work all day.

Which one of the following, if true, resolves the apparent discrepancy noted above?

A. If one has zero motivation to do work all day, one will get very little work done.

B. I have zero motivation to do work all day.

C. I can simultaneously be both glad about an issue, and not glad about the same issue.

D. Pepsi does nothing to calm my nerves. I feel its poison seeping through my brain and slowly eroding my synapses.

E. Fuck LSAC

I'd like to dispute this question because this question has 5 apparent right answers. This will result in an extra week delay in scores. Thank u.

[Mikey]

I'm glad it's in the afternoon because if it was in the morning, and it wasn't what I'd hoped for, I'd have zero motivation to do work all day.

I'm not glad it's in the afternoon because I have hours of waiting ahead of me, and I have zero motivation to do work all day.

Which one of the following, if true, resolves the apparent discrepancy noted above?

A. If one has zero motivation to do work all day, one will get very little work done.

B. I have zero motivation to do work all day.

C. I can simultaneously be both glad about an issue, and not glad about the same issue.

D. Pepsi does nothing to calm my nerves. I feel its poison seeping through my brain and slowly eroding my synapses.

E. Fuck LSAC

[+] Spoiler

Was stuck between E and the unsaid option of giving a big middle finger to LSAC. But E.