The Official December 2014 Study Group Forum

[Rigo]

[Hand]

hey shaka I understand are a philosophizer can you plz tell me whether there is an external world? getting a little antsy right now!

There are no objective truths. Sorry, Hand.

is that statement itself an objective truth? if not then maybe it is true for me that there are objective truths!

either way I was not asking about truth I was asking about whether there is an external world, obviously there can be an external world even if any true statement is true only relative to some standard or whatever, so plz answer the question philosophizer, cause I really need to know!!

[Shakawkaw]

hey philosophizer can you tell me whether it's ok to push the fat man on the train track or not? really need an answer right about now!

You are trolling me so hard right now.

have you never met b4 ?

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

[Hand]

hey philosophizer can you tell me whether it's ok to push the fat man on the train track or not? really need an answer right about now!

You are trolling me so hard right now.

I'm just a cute little puppy caught in a bunch of quandaries

[Rigo]

[Hand]

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

I am a puppy! Now study

[Shakawkaw]

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

I am a puppy! Now study

How did you do in Sept, Hand? I see that you are retaking.

[Hand]

hey philosophizer can you tell me whether it's ok to push the fat man on the train track or not? really need an answer right about now!

You are trolling me so hard right now.

have you never met b4 ?

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

Srsly shakashak I just woke up finding myself attached to a violin player with failing kidneys without consenting to this, is it ok to detach him even though he will probably die if I do so? Plz help! Tis urgent!

[Hand]

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

I am a puppy! Now study

How did you do in Sept, Hand? I see that you are retaking.

I didn't get a 180 so I'm retaking

also plz tell me whether I'm a brain in a vat! I'm losing it over here!

[Hand]

Hand is p. awesome. He is a little too cheery for me sometimes though.

I'm just sending you some hugs and kisses sweet diringo hope you feel better!

[Shakawkaw]

Srsly shakashak I just woke up finding myself attached to a violin player with failing kidneys without consenting to this, is it ok to detach him even though he will probably die if I do so? Plz help! Tis urgent!

Hahaha - nice reference.

Where do you live, Hand? And what did you study? Life story time.

[Shakawkaw]

No, I have no idea who Hand is. I just know he borrowed LLH's 'tar. But it's cute af.

I am a puppy! Now study

How did you do in Sept, Hand? I see that you are retaking.

I didn't get a 180 so I'm retaking

also plz tell me whether I'm a brain in a vat! I'm losing it over here!

Ok, Hand. I think you're my favorite.

[Rigo]

[Shakawkaw]

Hand is p. awesome. He is a little too cheery for me sometimes though.

I'm just sending you some hugs and kisses sweet diringo hope you feel better!

My hotdog just moved.

Why are you underselling yourself here, Rigo? Hotdogs are pretty small.

[Hand]

Srsly shakashak I just woke up finding myself attached to a violin player with failing kidneys without consenting to this, is it ok to detach him even though he will probably die if I do so? Plz help! Tis urgent!

Hahaha - nice reference.

Where do you live, Hand? And what did you study? Life story time.

I live in the dog house! I studied puppyosophy with a concentration in dog ethics, but now I'm riding a runaway trolley down a track occupied by starving children, should I redirect it to the other track even though bill gates is camping there? plz help!

[Rigo]

[Hand]

Ok, Hand. I think you're my favorite.

I mAdE a FriEnD!

[Hand]

Ok, Hand. I think you're my favorite.

Wow. These hoes aint loyal.

oh oh colonel will crush me with his big biceps

[Colonel_funkadunk]

hey philosophizer can you tell me whether it's ok to push the fat man on the train track or not? really need an answer right about now!

to answer this question fully we really need to get to the crux of the issue at hand. I dont think its necessarily whether there is correct answer in the moral sense i think its more will this fattie hurt the train track, because the train track never did nothin to fats. essentially what im asking- how fat is mr fat and how far is he falling. If you were something worthwhile like a physicist you would have ALREADY TOLD ME

ETA: more interested in where this is going

[sfoglia]

Ok, Hand. I think you're my favorite.

[Hand]

hey philosophizer can you tell me whether it's ok to push the fat man on the train track or not? really need an answer right about now!

to answer this question fully we really need to get to the crux of the issue at hand. I dont think its necessarily whether there is correct answer in the moral sense i think its more will this fattie hurt the train track, because the train track never did nothin to fats. essentially what im asking- how fat is mr fat and how far is he falling. If you were something worthwhile like a physicist you would have ALREADY TOLD ME

I always say "not that kind of doctor but I'll still take a look at them titties thank you very much!"

[Colonel_funkadunk]

I always say "not that kind of doctor but I'll still take a look at them titties thank you very much!"

[Rigo]

[Shakawkaw]

because the train track never did nothin to fats.

[Shakawkaw]

I always say "not that kind of doctor but I'll still take a look at them titties thank you very much!"

I knew you'd quote, big, and bold. I know my man swell.

Colonel says this on a daily basis. Not surprised he quoted this.