DECEMBER 2014 WAITERS Forum

KanGaHru · Post by **KanGaHru** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:22 am

Bravo wrote:
Dirigo wrote:
Bravo wrote: Rounding is always acceptable in my book.
In that case, my peen is 10 inches and my LSAT is 200.
Let me just clarify that the rounding must be mathematically sound.

As long as his peen is greater than or equal to 5 inches and less than or equal to 15 inches AND his LSAT is greater than or equal to 150, then I see this math as acceptable!

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:23 am

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Dream_weaver32 · Post by **Dream_weaver32** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:24 am

schmelling wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
Shakawkaw wrote:
KAYCEE wrote:
I like 5'8. Perfect for me!
Short girls of TLS unite!
For my sake, I love this idea. Can we put my PW in the OP?
you are not shy about your looks...

Not really.

2654815451 · Post by **2654815451** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:24 am

Shakawkaw wrote:
KAYCEE wrote:
I like 5'8. Perfect for me!
Short girls of TLS unite!

Bravo · Post by **Bravo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:24 am

But seriously can we all have a party on gray day? You're all invited to my house in CT (and by my house I totally mean my parent's house)

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:25 am

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Bravo · Post by **Bravo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:26 am

KanGaHru wrote:
Bravo wrote:
Dirigo wrote:
Bravo wrote: Rounding is always acceptable in my book.
In that case, my peen is 10 inches and my LSAT is 200.
Let me just clarify that the rounding must be mathematically sound.
As long as his peen is greater than or equal to 5 inches and less than or equal to 15 inches AND his LSAT is greater than or equal to 150, then I see this math as acceptable!

But wouldn't his peen also need to be closer to 15 than it is to 5?

KanGaHru · Post by **KanGaHru** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:27 am

Bravo wrote:But seriously can we all have a party on gray day? You're all invited to my house in CT (and by my house I totally mean my parent's house)

I want professional invites sent out with gold cursive lettering and a check here box for the meal I will be having at this party.

JackelJ · Post by **JackelJ** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:27 am

Dream_weaver32 wrote:
schmelling wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
For my sake, I love this idea. Can we put my PW in the OP?
you are not shy about your looks...
Not really.

so humble

2654815451 · Post by **2654815451** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:27 am

KanGaHru wrote:
Bravo wrote:But seriously can we all have a party on gray day? You're all invited to my house in CT (and by my house I totally mean my parent's house)
I want professional invites sent out with gold cursive lettering and a check here box for the meal I will be having at this party.

+1

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:29 am

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Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:29 am

Bravo · Post by **Bravo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:30 am

Just in order to keep expectations low, I want to let you all know that my house actually looks nothing like that. I am willing to send out personalized invites though

Bravo · Post by **Bravo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:31 am

I wish!! Don't get everyone's hopes up, Rigo then they won't want to come when they find out my house is lame. Keep the expectations low and then everyone will be pleasantly surprised.

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:31 am

Dream_weaver32 · Post by **Dream_weaver32** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:31 am

JackelJ wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
schmelling wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
For my sake, I love this idea. Can we put my PW in the OP?
you are not shy about your looks...
Not really.
so humble

koala-fy · Post by **koala-fy** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:32 am

Rigo, the bodybuilder's (from earlier) house actually looks like that

Also, we can always just have a party at the apartment Shak and I are getting

Shakawkaw · Post by **Shakawkaw** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:33 am

koala-fy wrote:Rigo, the bodybuilder's (from earlier) house actually looks like that

All dat insta-swag, yo. Gold errrthang.

ETA: Sooooo, Koala....you've been to his house?

KanGaHru · Post by **KanGaHru** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:33 am

JackelJ wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
schmelling wrote:
Dream_weaver32 wrote:
For my sake, I love this idea. Can we put my PW in the OP?
you are not shy about your looks...
Not really.
so humble

We could totally make a collage of "Biggest Pic Whores of December Waiters" and post it to the Op. I of course could never make the collage since I am just not pic whorish enough

Bravo · Post by **Bravo** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:33 am

Dirigo wrote:
Bravo wrote: But wouldn't his peen also need to be closer to 15 than it is to 5?
^Argument is flawed because it assumes we are rounding to the nearest 5.

It doesn't even matter because Rigo won't date me anyway

even though we are Bravo soul mates.

Shakawkaw · Post by **Shakawkaw** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:34 am

KanGaHru wrote: We could totally make a collage of "Biggest Pic Whores of December Waiters" and post it to the Op. I of course could never make the collage since I am just not pic whorish enough

Word? I see your call out. I raise you with NO MORE SHAQ PWs. Hmph.

koala-fy · Post by **koala-fy** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:34 am

Shakawkaw wrote:
koala-fy wrote:Rigo, the bodybuilder's (from earlier) house actually looks like that
All dat insta-swag, yo. Gold errrthang.

ETA: Sooooo, Koala....you've been to his house?

Oh hell no. He posts pics of it on FB constantly. Also insta

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:34 am

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KanGaHru · Post by **KanGaHru** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:34 am

Dirigo wrote:
Bravo wrote: But wouldn't his peen also need to be closer to 15 than it is to 5?
^Argument is flawed because it assumes we are rounding to the nearest 5.

Shhhhh! Don't tell her that, less she find out our trickery regarding the LSAT score!

KanGaHru · Post by **KanGaHru** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:36 am

Shakawkaw wrote:
KanGaHru wrote: We could totally make a collage of "Biggest Pic Whores of December Waiters" and post it to the Op. I of course could never make the collage since I am just not pic whorish enough
Word? I see your call out. I raise you with NO MORE SHAQ PWs. Hmph.

ahahahahaha How incredibly perceptive of you Shaq!