real The Official December 2016 Waiters Group - Patience is a Virtue Forum

[alpha kenny body]

#yahyeet

[amta]

I don't think any reality show can ever top Survivor for me

do you even RHWOC, bro?

[Vino.Veritas]

I don't think any reality show can ever top Survivor for me

do you even RHWOC, bro?

Don't need to

[cherrygalore]

I don't think any reality show can ever top Survivor for me

do you even RHWOC, bro?

TAMRAAAA

[Rigo]

I don't think any reality show can ever top Survivor for me

You've obviously never seen Vanderpump Rules then.

If you're into Bravo, check out the Watch What Crappens podcast. They do really good VPR impressions/recaps.

[cherrygalore]

I don't think any reality show can ever top Survivor for me

You've obviously never seen Vanderpump Rules then.

If you're into Bravo, check out the Watch What Crappens podcast. They do really good VPR impressions/recaps.

YAS thank you! I've been looking for a good Bravo podcast! Heavy into Bravo.

[alpha kenny body]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

[Vino.Veritas]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

[Instrumental]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

Is that really a thing.

Sounds awful and awkward. And maybe some other "aw" words.

[Vino.Veritas]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

Already done. I broke up with the LSAT on December 3.

[alpha kenny body]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

[alpha kenny body]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

Already done. I broke up with the LSAT on December 3.

what's an LSATs?

[Vino.Veritas]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

but then you also won't get anything from them

[Greenteachurro]

The first problem is that you're not even watching the best reality TV. The best reality TV is Little Women Dallas. It's about the lives and struggles of stripper little women, a couple of episodes ago one of the women threw a medicine ball the size of her torso at another little women. By far the best thing on TV right now, only TV I'm all caught up on.

Wow wow wow. Yes I will watch this. Did the ball knock her over?

It's the 3rd episode if you're interested. Also the ball fucking wrecks her, it's like watching a child fall over, pretty brutal move to be honest.

[amta]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

is this old money cr?

[Greenteachurro]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

but then you also won't get anything from them

yeah, I like to min/max my quality of gift to quality of gift received ratio as well. I suggest getting into a relationship with someone from a wealthy family/wealthy themselves about 3 months before the holidays (you have to have time for them to get to know you well enough to buy you a solid gift), then you wait for Black Friday when they sell jewelry for super cheap (pearls esp, go down to crazy low prices on amazon (yes I'm doing Inception-parentheses, and at this point you should have invested in Prime) and they look good). You break up with them after the New Year's eve party that their crazy rich friends are throwing, preferably late that night so that you start you New Year's off with a clean slate.

It's a real power move.

[alpha kenny body]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

is this old money cr?

no i just feel like being extra petty this holiday season

[Vino.Veritas]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

but then you also won't get anything from them

yeah, I like to min/max my quality of gift to quality of gift received ratio as well. I suggest getting into a relationship with someone from a wealthy family/wealthy themselves about 3 months before the holidays (you have to have time for them to get to know you well enough to buy you a solid gift), then you wait for Black Friday when they sell jewelry for super cheap (pearls esp, go down to crazy low prices on amazon (yes I'm doing Inception-parentheses, and at this point you should have invested in Prime) and they look good). You break up with them after the New Years eve party that their crazy rich friends are throwing, preferably late that night so that you start you New Years off with a clean slate.

It's a real power move.

Totally onboard. Getting to attend the crazy rich New Years Eve party is the real seller, I think

[Greenteachurro]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

but then you also won't get anything from them

yeah, I like to min/max my quality of gift to quality of gift received ratio as well. I suggest getting into a relationship with someone from a wealthy family/wealthy themselves about 3 months before the holidays (you have to have time for them to get to know you well enough to buy you a solid gift), then you wait for Black Friday when they sell jewelry for super cheap (pearls esp, go down to crazy low prices on amazon (yes I'm doing Inception-parentheses, and at this point you should have invested in Prime) and they look good). You break up with them after the New Years eve party that their crazy rich friends are throwing, preferably late that night so that you start you New Years off with a clean slate.

It's a real power move.

Totally onboard. Getting to attend the crazy rich New Years Eve party is the real seller, I think

Yeah and if you break up with them around midnight, you still leave room to pick up someone whose sad and lonely on New Years Day.

[alpha kenny body]

Who is planning on the holiday significant other, then breaking up with them after the new year?

savage

the key is to start the relationship after christmas, so you don't have to buy them anything

but then you also won't get anything from them

yeah, I like to min/max my quality of gift to quality of gift received ratio as well. I suggest getting into a relationship with someone from a wealthy family/wealthy themselves about 3 months before the holidays (you have to have time for them to get to know you well enough to buy you a solid gift), then you wait for Black Friday when they sell jewelry for super cheap (pearls esp, go down to crazy low prices on amazon (yes I'm doing Inception-parentheses, and at this point you should have invested in Prime) and they look good). You break up with them after the New Years eve party that their crazy rich friends are throwing, preferably late that night so that you start you New Years off with a clean slate.

It's a real power move.

Totally onboard. Getting to attend the crazy rich New Years Eve party is the real seller, I think

Yeah and if you break up with them around midnight, you still leave room to pick up someone whose sad and lonely on New Years Day.

wrong move bro. you need to break up with them by getting caught making out with someone else when the ball drops

[Vino.Veritas]

wrong move bro. you need to break up with them by getting caught making out with someone else when the ball drops

Not with a fizzle, but with a bang

[Greenteachurro]

wrong move bro. you need to break up with them by getting caught making out with someone else when the ball drops

yeah my strategy still has still has some kinks to work out, I think that would probably be the more efficient way to do it.

[Vino.Veritas]

wrong move bro. you need to break up with them by getting caught making out with someone else when the ball drops

yeah my strategy still has still has some kinks to work out, I think that would probably be the more efficient way to do it.

Also gotta make sure that you have an independent way home from the part (ie - were not planning at sleeping at their place or baking on a ride home from them)

[cherrygalore]

You guys the real strategy is to make people want to date you and try to woo you by buying you nice Christmas gifts. Duh!

[Vino.Veritas]

You guys the real strategy is to make people want to date you and try to woo you by buying you nice Christmas gifts. Duh!

... what about both?