The Official June 2015 Waiter's Thread (GREY DEY 7/1) Forum

Li'l Sebastian · Post by **Li'l Sebastian** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:59 pm

Seamus887 wrote:

I have pretended to be working since I finished the LSAT, in actuality I have been in the Tennessee wilderness searching for a Cherokee shaman to reveal my LSAT score in a dream.

I'm 1/8th Cherokee and I main a shaman in D&D, does that count?

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:59 pm

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EnderWiggin · Post by **EnderWiggin** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:59 pm

whacka wrote:my dad just texted me out of the blue "I have a feeling your lsat score will come today"

.....is this a sign?!

your father sounds cruel

Dstunna · Post by **Dstunna** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:00 pm

whacka wrote:my dad just texted me out of the blue "I have a feeling your lsat score will come today"

.....is this a sign?!

That's weird AF but I hope he's on to something.

Whnlifegvsulmns · Post by **Whnlifegvsulmns** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:00 pm

whacka wrote:my dad just texted me out of the blue "I have a feeling your lsat score will come today"

.....is this a sign?!

Plot twist: Father left whacka as a child and is coming back after watching his life from behind the scenes, setting his plan in motion to vicariously become SCOTUS CJ through his son who has never seen him before in his life. He works for LSAC and rigged the scores and release date so that everything would promulgate in the way he planned...The perfect long-con.

whacka · Post by **whacka** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:01 pm

cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:01 pm

Whnlifegvsulmns wrote:
whacka wrote:my dad just texted me out of the blue "I have a feeling your lsat score will come today"

.....is this a sign?!
Plot twist: Father left whacka as a child and is coming back after watching his life from behind the scenes, setting his plan in motion to vicariously become SCOTUS CJ through his son who has never seen him before in his life. He works for LSAC and rigged the scores and release date so that everything would promulgate in the way he planned...The perfect long-con.

Long-cons with your children are the best types of long-cons.

jumbo2016 · Post by **jumbo2016** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:03 pm

benwyatt wrote: Joke's gonna be on you if they come out tomorrow afternoon.

Tomorrow afternoon is very specific he must know

cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:05 pm

I am trying to spread out my posts so that my 100th post is on release date and will be my score.

placeholder · Post by **placeholder** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:10 pm

cdotson2 wrote:
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buckiguy_sucks wrote:
placeholder wrote: b/c quality of job needs to be factored in which means you need to salary as a factor. 110K is their top percentile for big law....
big law quality of job can be drastically different but that's firm dependent and not a factor of the prestige of the big law job you're going into
most big law firms pay market 160k i don't know what "110k is their top percentile for big law" is supposed to mean

ETA: this is to say that big law coming out of columbia does not mean your life will suck less than big law coming out of any school, and that you will still be getting paid 160k
you know not every places big law is the same.... like philadelphia big law is 145k missouri its 110k. If you are in WUSTL you are probably are getting the missouri one that's why they don't publish their numbers. USC does because they get a couple 160k in LA but compare it to UCLA you see a bigger proportion
Edit your post so people think you are smarter, and can understand you. I always do it, you should too...

sorry. The reason I think there is a T16 is because they are not affected by the recession as much as everyone else. Their quality of jobs is up to the level with each other. Outside that group you see huge drop offs. WUSTL, minnesota, USC differ a lot from this T16 from the pay and opportunities.

T14 was created by U.S News from the idea these 14 schools are never outside the top 14. Once you compare them to other schools you see UCLA and Texas pretty much hold these qualities: top LSAT medians, consistent placement in 160k jobs, federal clerkship.

cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:10 pm

jumbo2016 wrote:
benwyatt wrote: Joke's gonna be on you if they come out tomorrow afternoon.
Tomorrow afternoon is very specific he must know

how many hours does the grey come before you get your score?

Oskosh · Post by **Oskosh** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:11 pm

To hell with reason -- I'm joining you guys in collective neuroticism by demanding scores. LSAC should redress the wrong perpetrated by the Powerscore blog and release them today!

Oskosh · Post by **Oskosh** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:13 pm

cdotson2 wrote:
jumbo2016 wrote:
benwyatt wrote: Joke's gonna be on you if they come out tomorrow afternoon.
Tomorrow afternoon is very specific he must know
how many hours does the grey come before you get your score?

Everybody goes grey at the same time. Scores are released in batches, so there is no definite time frame from grey to score release. It took me about 4 hours to get my score. There are some sources that purport that the batches could last days, but I can't attest to the veracity of that. It would suck if that were the case.

benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:16 pm

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benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:17 pm

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cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:19 pm

benwyatt wrote:This thread gets 0/5 stars today.
Would not recommend.

I'm hurt.

Oskosh · Post by **Oskosh** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:20 pm

You know there's no shitpoasting when you double post -- that means that people aren't posting on the minute! Also, I had no idea we were allowed to swear on the forums. I always tempered my language because of the assumption, but I see people do it all the time. Are we just getting away with it, or is it permitted?

cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:20 pm

10/10 would not recommend ben wyatt for mayor. how do you feel now ice king?

Dstunna · Post by **Dstunna** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:20 pm

benwyatt wrote:This thread gets 0/5 stars today.
Would not recommend.

Make it a 5/5 stars by telling us that the Calzones have betrayed you and then today's thread would be recommendable. It's all in your hands.

basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:21 pm

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benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:24 pm

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cdotson2 · Post by **cdotson2** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:24 pm

benwyatt wrote:
cdotson2 wrote:10/10 would not recommend ben wyatt for mayor. how do you feel now ice king?
You even botched the Parks and Rec reference! He's the Ice Clown

You're the Ice clown...

EnderWiggin · Post by **EnderWiggin** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:25 pm

basedvulpes wrote:Just got an email from a TTT school that said LSAT in the subject line and I almost had a fucking heart attack

immediate unsubscribe

jumbo2016 · Post by **jumbo2016** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:25 pm

basedvulpes wrote:Just got an email from a TTT school that said LSAT in the subject line and I almost had a fucking heart attack

I've angrily unsubscribed from about 10 random e-mail lists because I've gotten so excited every time I've gotten an e-mail and then crushed upon seeing it

TexasENG · Post by **TexasENG** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:26 pm

basedvulpes wrote:Just got an email from a TTT school that said LSAT in the subject line and I almost had a fucking heart attack

Prior to the LSAT I received a paper mailing from a school Friday afternoon that said Good Luck on Saturday. I about had a heart attack and panicked as I frantically logged into LSAC to verify it was in fact on the 8th... Fuck that school