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by Hennessy » Wed May 25, 2016 12:49 pm
All of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies have either been good or bad. All of those that have been bad have either had poorly fleshed-out comic relief, or were had elements of science fiction. Some of A.S.'s good movies had elements of science fiction, but all of his movies that had poorly fleshed-out comic relief and had elements of science fiction were bad. Therefore, if an Arnold movies contained weakly-executed comic relief, it must have been bad.
The pattern of flawed reasoning in the above passage is most similar to which of the following?
A. Every French restaurant is either tasty or gross. All of the gross French restaurants are so because they use expired, frozen seafood, or because their fine dining standards are low. Some of the better French restaurants still employ waiters who have not been trained in fine-dining, but if these standards are low coupled with spoiled seafood, a French restaurant cannot be considered "tasty." Thus, if your bouillabaisse at a French restaurant smells expired, the rest of the food is probably going to be gross.
B. Water can be purified or unpurified; if it is unpurified, it has either not been run through a filter, or it contains bacteria that are potentially harmful. Some purified water contains potentially harmful bacteria, but it is evident that if water has not been run through a filter and contains harmful bacteria, it has not been purified. Thus, any water that has not been run through a filter cannot be considered purified.
C. Dogs can be many breeds, but most are either pitbulls or golden retrievers. Golden retrievers are golden and they retrieve things. Pitbulls can retrieve stuff too, but only golden retrievers are golden, and only dogs that retrieve things can be golden. Therefore, golden retrievers are the only dog that can both retrieve objects and is golden.
D. I work at a boring law firm, and its either crushing my soul or I'm gonna get an ulcer before I turn 24. If my soul isn't crushed, I can get an ulcer, and even if I don't develop an ulcer, I might have a nervous breakdown, and this would be soul-crushing. All ulcers cause excessive pain and suffering, but your soul slowly dying is a pain of the mind. Therefore, I'm gonna go get some Vietnamese food.
E. Hardwood floors are either incredibly dense from the process of petrification, or they can be softened by termites and other insects. If there has been insect softening in a wooden floor, the house must either exist in a warm climate where termites thrive, or a cold climate that contains bugs that eat deciduous organic plant matter. Some houses with dense hardwood floors are in warm climates, but do not have any termites. Thus, a cold climate with deciduous plant matter consumption by insects cannot produce houses with petrified hardwood floors.