Anyone else having irrational thoughts about the Oct. LSAT? Forum

[cornell]

I thought this thread was going to be more like "I don't kill ants anymore to make sure my karma is okay" and "every time I see a number in the 160's it makes me itchy/I've started referring to the 160's as the devilish decade."

Instead it's just people not sure what their score is. Sad.

I think that my karma is actually improved by killing all of the ants I possibly can. They really are horrible creatures that serve no discernable purpose so far as I can tell.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/108419

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/483080

http://www.fluther.com/8191/what-purpose-do-ants-serve/

Jump back. If this were a video game, your little Karmic level would be pretty depleted from all those USEFUL INDUSTRIOUS GOD FEARING ANTS you slaughtered mercilessly while waiting for your LSAT.

(And yes, while not about the October LSAT, I think my response qualifies as an irrational thought lol.)

PS. Spiders are one of the five principal exceptions to Gamp's Law of ElementalTransfiguration Karma.

PS Again. NO, you do not gain points for NOT slaughtering things, you bloodthirsty human.

damn, alright then I'll build an ant house in my room, that should give me an edge.

[catsparka]

I thought this thread was going to be more like "I don't kill ants anymore to make sure my karma is okay" and "every time I see a number in the 160's it makes me itchy/I've started referring to the 160's as the devilish decade."

Instead it's just people not sure what their score is. Sad.

I think that my karma is actually improved by killing all of the ants I possibly can. They really are horrible creatures that serve no discernable purpose so far as I can tell.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/108419

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/483080

http://www.fluther.com/8191/what-purpose-do-ants-serve/

Jump back. If this were a video game, your little Karmic level would be pretty depleted from all those USEFUL INDUSTRIOUS GOD FEARING ANTS you slaughtered mercilessly while waiting for your LSAT.

(And yes, while not about the October LSAT, I think my response qualifies as an irrational thought lol.)

PS. Spiders are one of the five principal exceptions to Gamp's Law of ElementalTransfiguration Karma.

PS Again. NO, you do not gain points for NOT slaughtering things, you bloodthirsty human.

What are the other four exceptions?

[Hedwig]

1. Spiders.
2. Mosquitos.
3. Voldemort.
4. Earwigs.
5. Bees/wasps.

I'm allergic to spider bites, mosquito bites, and bees/wasps, though, so maybe I'm biased.

I have a spider bite on my leg that is still itchy/weird and it happened over a year ago .

[cornell]

Hey eit, are you a girl?

[Hedwig]

Hey eit, are you a girl?

Um... yes...

That okay?

EDIT: I was definitely thinking you could just check my profile and find this out, but then realized it doesn't say whether I am a girl on my profile. Eh. I guess I thought you guys could figure it out.

[cornell]

Hey eit, are you a girl?

Um... yes...

That okay?

oh good, that's what I thought. just checking.

[Hedwig]

Hey eit, are you a girl?

Um... yes...

That okay?

oh good, that's what I thought. just checking.

Glad we got that cleared up.

[Ragged]

Expecting 175-179. Anything outside that would be a surprise. And I don't think its irrational.

[cornell]

I'm a guy btw

[Hedwig]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

[Hedwig]

I'm a guy btw

Yes, I picked up on this from your bloodthirsty nature.

[cornell]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

do you live in NY? maybe we can grab a drink or something.

[catsparka]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

Me too. I've now somewhat successfully convinced myself that I expect a 140.

[incompetentia]

Spiders are literally the worst. The house I live in is literally in the middle of the woods. No mowing lawns, but raking leaves is pretty much the worst, and if I were looking for spiders to kill I could probably go at the rate of 10-20 a day.

Once I was talking with my mother in the living room and I noticed something yellow out of the corner of my eye...turned out it was a spider that was pretty much the size of a shotglass that had been living in the couch (along with three or four very similar spiders).

(Cornell, she doesn't)

[catsparka]

Once I was talking with my mother in the living room and I noticed something yellow out of the corner of my eye...turned out it was a spider that was pretty much the size of a shotglass that had been living in the couch (along with three or four very similar spiders).

Okay this is traumatizing. I can predict what kind of nightmares I'll have tonight (120 LSAT + shotglass spider killer combo).

[Hedwig]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

Me too. I've now somewhat successfully convinced myself that I expect a 140.

AWESOME I haven't even managed to convince myself of that! I'm down to a 159 at this point.

And sorry Cornell, I'm on the other coast. I'm sure everyone will be drinking together in spirit as we check our scores on Friday, though!

EDIT: Incompetentia got in there before me.

Also, now I need to make my dog sleep in my room so he can kill any shotglass sized spiders that may emerge. Because he kills spiders. Isn't that a good dog?

[lennonist]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

do you live in NY? maybe we can grab a drink or something.

precious!

[incompetentia]

Forgot to mention that I had not noticed it climb all the way up to my shoulder.

I, uh, don't wear that shirt anymore due to the stain

[Jack Smirks]

Is this thread basically the TLS suicide watch hotline?
If so, I'm in the right place.

[cornell]

I don't like unpleasant surprises so I refuse to have such confidence in myself. This way, I leave the way open only for pleasant surprises.

Me too. I've now somewhat successfully convinced myself that I expect a 140.

AWESOME I haven't even managed to convince myself of that! I'm down to a 159 at this point.

And sorry Cornell, I'm on the other coast. I'm sure everyone will be drinking together in spirit as we check our scores on Friday, though!

EDIT: Incompetentia got in there before me.

Also, now I need to make my dog sleep in my room so he can kill any shotglass sized spiders that may emerge. Because he kills spiders. Isn't that a good dog?

Hey I don't mind traveling, I got my annual leave coming up. You live in Cali?

[catsparka]

Forgot to mention that I had not noticed it climb all the way up to my shoulder.

I, uh, don't wear that shirt anymore due to the stain

SDFHJSAFJDSALFDSASDJGHJL if that happened to me I would need years of therapy

[lennonist]

Forgot to mention that I had not noticed it climb all the way up to my shoulder.

I, uh, don't wear that shirt anymore due to the stain

i think those fast-moving cockroaches are worse than spiders (esp when you wake up with them on your face) - ah, I miss Eastern Europe.

[Hedwig]

Forgot to mention that I had not noticed it climb all the way up to my shoulder.

I, uh, don't wear that shirt anymore due to the stain

That reminds me of the time when I let my dog out and there was this huge red spider dangling on the other side of the sliding glass door. I picked up this giant box of garbage bags and squished him against the door, but it was too heavy for me to bring the box around again so I kind of slid/dropped it. THEN I COULDN'T FIND THE CORPSE. This was at like 1 am and I was awake for a few more hours convinced that there was a spider Inferi running around trying to come eat me up in revenge.

He never showed, but I seriously don't understand where his body went. Unless some of his friends rapidly came and carried him off.

UGH NOW I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP WITH VISIONS OF SPIDERS DANCING IN MY HEAD.

[catsparka]

HEY GUYS LET'S LOOK AT CUTE ANIMALS INSTEAD
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[cornell]

HEY GUYS LET'S LOOK AT CUTE ANIMALS INSTEAD
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is it edible?