Overheard at the LSAT Forum

[BrownBears09]

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

[beachbum]

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

Thanks man. We'll take that under consideration.

[KevinP]

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[Gemini]

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

Hi are you serious? This is TLS. I see your join date was quite a while ago... I would've figured that you actually visited some threads in that time.

[bleaker]

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

No kidding. What will be most funny is when these kids who "zOMG didn't know there was an experimental section LOLZ!1!" take your seats at HYS.

[mbusch22]

the best thing I heard, by far.

Girl 1 "I looked on Emory's website and they said they were accepting applications for 2014. That means they have a 3 year waiting list, JUST TO APPLY!"

Girl 2 "That makes sense, I think a lot of the top schools are that way"

Awesome!

This is hilarious. Better for you guys if these people end up matriculating into your sections, they'll probably end up helping your curve. haha.

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

When did being realistic and well-prepared become elitism? Besides, you're dealing with a pretty elitist profession. Do some research.

[Ginj]

When did being realistic and well-prepared become elitism? Besides, you're dealing with a pretty elitist profession. Do some research.

This.

[Adjudicator]

When did being realistic and well-prepared become elitism? Besides, you're dealing with a pretty elitist profession. Do some research.

This.

Oh yes, totally this. It is a harsh world out there. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

[bk1]

This thread reeks of undeserved elitism and an overvalued sense of self worth.

Quoted for irony.

[northwood]

this thread make me feel even better about the test

[2807]

A guy next to me was in his first year of law school at a fourth tier. HE was there to take again to raise his score to increase his chances at a transfer.

Never heard of that before.

[KevinP]

A guy next to me was in his first year of law school at a fourth tier. HE was there to take again to raise his score to increase his chances at a transfer.

Never heard of that before.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[akili]

There were three d-bags talking very loudly at the entrance to the building before the test. Choice snippets:

Guy 1: When I go to job interviews, I don't say "I chose chemical engineering because it was hard," I say "I chose chemical engineering because it was HARD" and then I get the job.

Guy 2: Well, I single-handedly increased the profits of a Red Robin by 13%. It's proven.
Guy 1: Were you the manager or something?
Guy 2: No, I was a waiter.

Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard.


They probably meant to psych people out/brag, but it actually put me in a great mood for the test because it was hilarious.

[Adjudicator]

There were three d-bags talking very loudly at the entrance to the building before the test. Choice snippets:

Guy 1: When I go to job interviews, I don't say "I chose chemical engineering because it was hard," I say "I chose chemical engineering because it was HARD" and then I get the job.

Guy 2: Well, I single-handedly increased the profits of a Red Robin by 13%. It's proven.
Guy 1: Were you the manager or something?
Guy 2: No, I was a waiter.

Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard.


They probably meant to psych people out/brag, but it actually put me in a great mood for the test because it was hilarious.

ROFL. For some reason these guys totally remind me of Dwight and Andy from The Office. Guy 2, especially, I picture as Dwight and it is hilarious.

edit: Guy 3 is Andy.

[northwood]

guy 1 is michael scott

[094320]

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[Adjudicator]

guy 1 is michael scott

Yeah, perfect.

[pinkzeppelin]

Me: "So are you nervous? I can't stop worrying. I barely slept last night."
Girl next to me: "Nope. I'll just try my best and see where that gets me"
Me: "That's good. It's really just logic games I'm worried about. I feel like they're so unpredictable. Sometimes I get all of them and other times I just won't get a game and miss 6"
Girl next to me: "What's logic games?"
Me: *blank stare*

[pjo]

There were three d-bags talking very loudly at the entrance to the building before the test. Choice snippets:

Guy 1: When I go to job interviews, I don't say "I chose chemical engineering because it was hard," I say "I chose chemical engineering because it was HARD" and then I get the job.

Guy 2: Well, I single-handedly increased the profits of a Red Robin by 13%. It's proven.
Guy 1: Were you the manager or something?
Guy 2: No, I was a waiter.

Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard.


They probably meant to psych people out/brag, but it actually put me in a great mood for the test because it was hilarious.

ROFL. For some reason these guys totally remind me of Dwight and Andy from The Office. Guy 2, especially, I picture as Dwight and it is hilarious.

edit: Guy 3 is Andy.

haha yes! except: Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard Cornell.

Funny stuff though.

[005618502]

hahahahaha love this post!

[Adjudicator]

There were three d-bags talking very loudly at the entrance to the building before the test. Choice snippets:

Guy 1: When I go to job interviews, I don't say "I chose chemical engineering because it was hard," I say "I chose chemical engineering because it was HARD" and then I get the job.

Guy 2: Well, I single-handedly increased the profits of a Red Robin by 13%. It's proven.
Guy 1: Were you the manager or something?
Guy 2: No, I was a waiter.

Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard.


They probably meant to psych people out/brag, but it actually put me in a great mood for the test because it was hilarious.

ROFL. For some reason these guys totally remind me of Dwight and Andy from The Office. Guy 2, especially, I picture as Dwight and it is hilarious.

edit: Guy 3 is Andy.

haha yes! except: Guy 3: Well my GPA is 2.93 but I TOTALLY got a 176 on my diagnostic so that's good enough for Harvard Cornell.

Funny stuff though.

Oh yeah... it would have to be Cornell.

Andy has totally ruined Cornell for me.... no joke.

[akili]

Haha, I couldn't believe it was happening. This was a retake for me and my first test was at a Christian college where people offered to pray for us all....this was slightly different.

[traehekat]

thread=entertaining

keep em coming, even if you have to make some up.

[ND'10]

Proctor: "So does anyone have any final questions before we start?"

Guy in the room: "Yeah, will they tell us what section is the experimental one when we're doing it?"

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Yep, there's going to be a big box at the top of the page saying "THIS ONE DOESN'T COUNT- TAKE A 35 MINUTE NAP"

[northwood]

guy at the test center: I need to do well on this test to get into nyu
other guy: whys that, dont you have a good gpa
guy1: its a 2.7, tops in my fraternity
other guy: oh, nice.. what score are you looking at getting:
guy1: i need a 160, my uncle went to nyu, so im a legacy, they have to admit me
other guy: does he work there?
guy 1: no, he graduated there a while back
other guy: oh sweet, did you prep for a while?
guy 1: about a month. didnt party at all for a whole week, so im good to go