GreenTee wrote:Shakawkaw wrote:
RC fail for you. I said I burned my tongue on PEPPERMINT tea.

Pep is hot AF though, so I guess I can't blame you.
I know your game. A little reverse psychology. Not gunna bite, sorry! ~*~*~
Shaq: "Oh yeah, Pep is totally a dime. Wait, GT thinks she's attractive? BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???"
~*~*~Later that day~*~*
Shaq: "Ugh, this is gunna drive me nuts. I gotta get GT to like me again! What should I do???"
In a spiral of confusion, Shaq decides to send GT PW's. She does everything she can to make him like her. She even accepts his shoddy ring pop proposal.
The story doesn't end well. Shaq could have lived a long, happy life. Instead, GT takes her and strings her along. Learn the lesson here, kids.
ETA: I gave up on the ending and rushed it because a coworker asked me a question. And as GT knows, I am a reserve of knowledge. Lol, remember when I taught you how to make your favorite drink that you have been butchering all these years? Enjoy a Shaq-less lyfe, GT.