If we want to start a new topic I can share the two reasons I want to go to law school.
When I was six I got a piece of bazooka joe bubblegum and the fortune at the bottom was "you should be a lawyer". I honestly never changed my "what I want to be when I grow up" since then. I have much better reasons now, I was fortunate enough to take a 1L class with a law professor and I absolutely loved it. It was through a "Special Program in Law" thing at my school, read the entire Canon of American Legal thought in a semester (edit: we did a lot more than just read it, I realized this probably isn't impressive to TLSers)

The second reason I had in high school was that my favorite comedians had gone to law school. Greg Giraldo was a Harvard grad and Demetri Martin was accepted to Harvard (went to NYU on scholarship I believe). There were a couple others that I can't think of now. It seemed like all of the funniest people I met were lawyers. If I go to school in a big city I will probably try it out.
Anybody else have terrible reasons why they originally wanted to go to law school?