FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS GREY CONFIRMED!!!! Forum

bjsesq · Post by **bjsesq** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:07 pm

sfoglia wrote:I like my meat not looking like an innocent animal had to die for me to eat it. So no whole cows for me. Unless they are live. For milking.

.... it's packaged in the same way any other meat is packed. Do you get super introspective at delis?

peppermint · Post by **peppermint** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:07 pm

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:09 pm

sfoglia wrote:
peppermint wrote:Nah, lamb is where it's all at, y'all. Roast lamb w/ sage browned butter sauce is delicious
I don't really like lamb. Has anyone here ever had goat? UGHHHH I tried a bite and NO NEVER AGAIN.

Goat just doesn't have enough flavor. If you ever get a chance to try ostrich, its pretty good. Duck/Dove/Quail are amazing birds though. Dove poppers are God's gift to mankind.

ETA: do they have high dove populations in MA by any chance? If not, I may be flying back to Texas every September.

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:10 pm

Netflix - Alton Brown's Good Eats - Season 1 Episode 3 has a great video on Lamb

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:10 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How about you just buy a farm and cut out the middle man

Tried this. Turns out farms cost more money than I can get an approved loan for. Not sure why. I have good credit.

The Abyss · Post by **The Abyss** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:11 pm

Elk and Bison are the best.

CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:11 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How about you just buy a farm and cut out the middle man

New plan:

1. Go to law school
2. Go to biglaw for 3-5 years and save everything
3. Buy Farm
4. ...
5. Profit.

Shakawkaw · Post by **Shakawkaw** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:12 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How about you just buy a farm and cut out the middle man

...to eat? I'm not sure where you're going with this, PNJ. It's weird, even for you.

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:12 pm

My 100th post = yeah

CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:12 pm

The Abyss wrote:~~Elk and~~ Bison are the best.

I don't know about Elk, but seriously, Bison are the best. My new fake farm is now going to be a bison farm.

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:13 pm

CambrianExplosives wrote:
The Abyss wrote:~~Elk and~~ Bison are the best.
I don't know about Elk, but seriously, Bison are the best. My new fake farm is now going to be a bison farm.

Elk is delicious. I always buy elk burgers and steaks from a farmer in colorado when I visit.

ETA: We may actually be the foodie thread. Everyday we somehow end back up on food.

CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:14 pm

Shakawkaw wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How about you just buy a farm and cut out the middle man
...to eat? I'm not sure where you're going with this, PNJ. It's weird, even for you.

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:17 pm

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CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:17 pm

RaiderRed wrote: ETA: We may actually be the foodie thread. Everyday we somehow end back up on food.

I would say we should try not to, but I can't for the life of me think of a reason for that. I've gotten more good ideas for cooking in the last two days than I have in a long time.

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:18 pm

schmelling wrote:
CambrianExplosives wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How about you just buy a farm and cut out the middle man
New plan:

1. Go to law school
2. Go to biglaw for 3-5 years and save everything
3. Buy Farm
4. ...
5. Profit.

1) start up
2) cash in
3) sell out
4) bro down

The Washington Redskins were GOAT

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:18 pm

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:20 pm

Dirigo wrote:Signed up for a new gym today. Start tomorrow morning. My friend and I are going to carpool so that will set up a good motivation/obligation structure.

Proud of you. You should start a blog of your trials and end it with a Katy Perry themed montage of Rigo gettin weird on the Big Island.

bjsesq · Post by **bjsesq** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:24 pm

I really love my parents. I'm close to them. But despite that fact, there's just some shit I don't ever want to know about my mom and dad. Like, this one time I got in a fight with my dad, and it got pretty heated. After, I vented to my mom.

"Mom," I said, "Dad can be such a prick sometimes."
"Boo," she replied, "Your dad loves you. He's a good man. He's a gentle man. And he's a gentle lover."

I cringed at that last line. It made me really uncomfortable. I was shocked that my mom would tell me that my dad is a gentle lover, because that has NOT been my experience.

schmelling · Post by **schmelling** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:27 pm

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leslieknope · Post by **leslieknope** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:30 pm

schmelling wrote:
bjsesq wrote:I really love my parents. I'm close to them. But despite that fact, there's just some shit I don't ever want to know about my mom and dad. Like, this one time I got in a fight with my dad, and it got pretty heated. After, I vented to my mom.

"Mom," I said, "Dad can be such a prick sometimes."
"Boo," she replied, "Your dad loves you. He's a good man. He's a gentle man. And he's a gentle lover."

I cringed at that last line. It made me really uncomfortable. I was shocked that my mom would tell me that my dad is a gentle lover, because that has NOT been my experience.
this one is hilarious.

+1

also at the risk of sounding "ethnic," chicken hearts and liver are goddamn delicious, you're missing out

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:31 pm

I laughed at but I didn't quote it so I can deny affiliation later

sfoglia · Post by **sfoglia** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:32 pm

bjsesq wrote:
sfoglia wrote:I like my meat not looking like an innocent animal had to die for me to eat it. So no whole cows for me. Unless they are live. For milking.
.... it's packaged in the same way any other meat is packed. Do you get super introspective at delis?

At delis? No. Because that meat is served in thin slices. Do I prefer my steaks cooked well so that I don't have to look at bloody red stuff? Yes.

I don't eat meat at home. I'll order it out maybe once a week or so, but I don't buy meat to cook at home. I just don't like handling raw meat.

sfoglia · Post by **sfoglia** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:33 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
sfoglia wrote:
peppermint wrote:Nah, lamb is where it's all at, y'all. Roast lamb w/ sage browned butter sauce is delicious
I don't really like lamb. Has anyone here ever had goat? UGHHHH I tried a bite and NO NEVER AGAIN.
Goat just doesn't have enough flavor. If you ever get a chance to try ostrich, its pretty good. Duck/Dove/Quail are amazing birds though. Dove poppers are God's gift to mankind.

ETA: do they have high dove populations in MA by any chance? If not, I may be flying back to Texas every September.

NOPE. Opened a quail as a child once to find the heart still in there like perfectly sitting in its chest cavity. I couldn't stop crying.

bjsesq · Post by **bjsesq** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:33 pm

sfoglia wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
sfoglia wrote:I like my meat not looking like an innocent animal had to die for me to eat it. So no whole cows for me. Unless they are live. For milking.
.... it's packaged in the same way any other meat is packed. Do you get super introspective at delis?
At delis? No. Because that meat is served in thin slices. Do I prefer my steaks cooked well so that I don't have to look at bloody red stuff? Yes.

I don't eat meat at home. I'll order it out maybe once a week or so, but I don't buy meat to cook at home. I just don't like handling raw meat.

Listen, sugar pop, I can help you get past this.

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:34 pm