The Official June 2015 Waiter's Thread (GREY DEY 7/1) Forum

jj2hawks · Post by **jj2hawks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:32 pm

poll idea: #1 school

whacka · Post by **whacka** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:38 pm

According to google maps, LSAC is right next to a huge cemetery. Now we know where they harvest the souls to power the eldritch demons that write their questions

basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:39 pm

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buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:40 pm

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whacka · Post by **whacka** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:40 pm

basedvulpes wrote:Is multiple choice the only way of doing polls? Would love it if there were was a write-in option, that would really open up our ability to do shitpoals

If not I'll do some third-party shitpoals on surveymonkey or straw poll

do it, take shitpoalling into your own hands since zac has abandoned us

basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:42 pm

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benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:42 pm

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basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:42 pm

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jj2hawks · Post by **jj2hawks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:44 pm

benwyatt wrote:
jumbocolumbo wrote:
benwyatt wrote:Can I call the LSAC, tell them it's my birthday and request my score as a present?
**Checks birthday on record, deduces points from score as punishment**
Except no because it is actually my birthday.

congrats on turning the big 2_!?

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:46 pm

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basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:49 pm

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basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:50 pm

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jj2hawks · Post by **jj2hawks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:52 pm

basedvulpes wrote:
jj2hawks wrote:congrats on turning the big 2_!?
Whoaaaa man, this is the internet, you can't just make assumptions about the tenth place in someone's age

i beg to differ, the internet is the perfect place to make assumptions

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:53 pm

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benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:55 pm

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buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:56 pm

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basedvulpes · Post by **basedvulpes** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:57 pm

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benwyatt · Post by **benwyatt** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:01 pm

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jumbocolumbo · Post by **jumbocolumbo** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:38 pm

benwyatt wrote:
jumbocolumbo wrote:
benwyatt wrote:Can I call the LSAC, tell them it's my birthday and request my score as a present?
**Checks birthday on record, deduces points from score as punishment**
Except no because it is actually my birthday.

You just wrecked my model for truth on the internet. I can no longer assume everyone is constantly lying now. Happy freaking birthday you buttinsky.

EnderWiggin · Post by **EnderWiggin** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:02 pm

buckiguy_sucks wrote:Pretty sure I already made a poll idea about what EnderWiggin should change his tar to but I'm renominating that one

the only thing we have to fear is the fear of the tar itself

tedofsandimas · Post by **tedofsandimas** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:11 pm

EnderWiggin wrote:
buckiguy_sucks wrote:Pretty sure I already made a poll idea about what EnderWiggin should change his tar to but I'm renominating that one
the only thing we have to fear is the fear of the tar itself

My boyfriend saw your tar the other night and suggested you add a hat to make it slightly less terrifying.

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:16 pm

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whacka · Post by **whacka** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:19 pm

Since we still don't have any poalls I'm gonna make one of my own: you tell me if I'm an asshole for the sick satisfaction that I derive out of my new commute practice.

So during my commute, there's a two lane road that converges into one lane, and that one lane has a left turn that a lot of people take, which cuts across oncoming traffic. For this reason, the left turn lane fills up with people waiting for traffic to clear and spills into the single lane, which backs up into the two-lane area causing a huge line that goes back for a long while. Since it's rush hour, everyone knows it's coming and gets over to the proper lane, but there are always those assholes that see the line forming and race alongside it anyway, driving right up until the lanes merge and then forcing their way in, effectively cutting the line. To get my petty revenge, I've begun positioning my car between the two lanes once I've hit the line, so people have to get in behind me if they want to get in at all. At most it cuts like 40 seconds from my commute because it stops only a handful of cars from cutting me in line (since people don't do it all that often), but I get a weird satisfaction from playing road vigilante.

Just thought I'd share, since I'm gonna do it again in an hour

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:21 pm

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tedofsandimas · Post by **tedofsandimas** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:26 pm

whacka wrote:Since we still don't have any poalls I'm gonna make one of my own: you tell me if I'm an asshole for the sick satisfaction that I derive out of my new commute practice.

So during my commute, there's a two lane road that converges into one lane, and that one lane has a left turn that a lot of people take, which cuts across oncoming traffic. For this reason, the left turn lane fills up with people waiting for traffic to clear and spills into the single lane, which backs up into the two-lane area causing a huge line that goes back for a long while. Since it's rush hour, everyone knows it's coming and gets over to the proper lane, but there are always those assholes that see the line forming and race alongside it anyway, driving right up until the lanes merge and then forcing their way in, effectively cutting the line. To get my petty revenge, I've begun positioning my car between the two lanes once I've hit the line, so people have to get in behind me if they want to get in at all. At most it cuts like 40 seconds from my commute because it stops only a handful of cars from cutting me in line (since people don't do it all that often), but I get a weird satisfaction from playing road vigilante.

Just thought I'd share, since I'm gonna do it again in an hour

I'd only think you were an asshole if I were also being an asshole and trying to cut the line.