FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS GREY CONFIRMED!!!! Forum

Smallville · Post by **Smallville** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:17 pm

sfoglia wrote:
RaiderRed wrote:
Rileyfo wrote:
storpappa wrote:Things to help you relax after all the studying and test taking.

Least the ways in which your test scores could be lost
1. Winter storm effects the FedEx truck with your exam, no one injured by the contents are lost

2. LSAC employee accidentally places scantrons into shredder instead of scoring machine.

3. North Korea hacks LSAC's servers, deletes every single LSAT score from February after paper copies have already been destroyed

4. While loading your exams onto the FedEx jet, the pilot goes through a preflight checklist and engine cycle. Your scantron is sucked into the intake and the shredded pieces litter the Tarmac

5. Disgruntled LSAC employee deletes all records in protest after we break the site on gray day, leaves to take a job at the post office instead.

6. The kindly old lady that proctors your exam takes you up on your offer to try a Starbucks
Flat White, which you can make because your undergrad is in philosophy. She orders it with an extra shot. After a few sips, she smiles at you, then starts to jitter and shake, spilling the drink all over the score sheets.
7. Japan finally decides to seek revenge for dropping the bomb. Decides hitting a regional USPS office will be a small, yet firm gesture to let us know they mean business. Tests are incinerated.
8. Ticonderoga announces pencils created in the last year were not in fact #2 and thus all scantrons on which Ticons were used are marked as unscored.
9. You are the first person ever to perfectly, +1. Your 181 breaks the Scantron machine.

FTFY

m27 · Post by **m27** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:17 pm

Picked Feb 27, because, 27.

and I Kant even deal with this philosophy homework rn. Someone give me a presidential medal of freedom for comedy

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:17 pm

sfoglia wrote:Oh, you don't know the approximate metal content, don't you try to fool me. I edumacated you right there.

Yous right. I iz just Tejas hill billy.

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:18 pm

m27 wrote:Picked Feb 27, because, 27.

and I Kant even deal with this philosophy homework rn. Someone give me a presidential medal of freedom for comedy

I Kant even deal with the level of raviness in your tar. We should all make rave tars.

CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:21 pm

Also my wife's birthday is the 27th, so I think LSAC should give her the gift of a non-neurotic husband.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:21 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
m27 wrote:Picked Feb 27, because, 27.

and I Kant even deal with this philosophy homework rn. Someone give me a presidential medal of freedom for comedy
I Kant even deal with the level of raviness in your tar. We should all make rave tars.

This thread won't be friendly for epileptics

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:22 pm

CambrianExplosives wrote:Also my wife's birthday is the 27th, so I think LSAC should give her the gift of a non-neurotic husband.

That has the potential to be a really awesome birthday present for her.

ilikebaseball · Post by **ilikebaseball** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:23 pm

I really wanna do shrooms and watch the Katy Perry halftime show

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:26 pm

Smallville · Post by **Smallville** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:27 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
m27 wrote:Picked Feb 27, because, 27.

and I Kant even deal with this philosophy homework rn. Someone give me a presidential medal of freedom for comedy
I Kant even deal with the level of raviness in your tar. We should all make rave tars.

I totally would but dont feel like looking into making it and dont think theres many rave superman tars out there

rnoodles · Post by **rnoodles** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:27 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
CambrianExplosives wrote:Also my wife's birthday is the 27th, so I think LSAC should give her the gift of a non-neurotic husband.
That has the potential to be a really awesome birthday present for her.

On the subject of birthdays, mine's on the 19th. Would anyone object to an even earlier release date if I call my man Devin at LSAC? Dude totally hooked me up last week with zero useful information for my apps. #CHYEA

CambrianExplosives · Post by **CambrianExplosives** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:30 pm

Dirigo wrote:
CambrianExplosives wrote:Also my wife's birthday is the 27th, so I think LSAC should give her the gift of a non-neurotic husband.
Neurotic may be preferable to depressed.

Shhhh. I knew that, but I was purposefully ignoring it.

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:32 pm

Smallville wrote:
RaiderRed wrote:
m27 wrote:Picked Feb 27, because, 27.

and I Kant even deal with this philosophy homework rn. Someone give me a presidential medal of freedom for comedy
I Kant even deal with the level of raviness in your tar. We should all make rave tars.
I totally would but dont feel like looking into making it and dont think theres many rave superman tars out there

If I can find a dancing kliff kingsbury gif it's happening.

Donashimen · Post by **Donashimen** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:33 pm

I have remained quite entertained, reading everyone's posts. So since some of the schools haven't started reviewing yet I'm assuming we have to list all the schools in our FAFSA application right? I mean that makes sense since the deadline is like two days after the scores are suppose to be released.

And what is everyone's thoughts on being placed on the waiting list?

TheProdigal · Post by **TheProdigal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:36 pm

Today I learned not to substantively post during my lunch break. Good times.

adil91 · Post by **adil91** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:37 pm

Why the 27th? Previous Feb test scores have been released a day or two before the official release date

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:38 pm

adil91 wrote:Why the 27th? Previous Feb test scores have been released a day or two before the official release date

I'm hoping for a shock and awe midnight release on Saturday.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:40 pm

sfoglia · Post by **sfoglia** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:40 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
adil91 wrote:Why the 27th? Previous Feb test scores have been released a day or two before the official release date
I'm hoping for a shock and awe midnight release on Saturday.

sfoglia · Post by **sfoglia** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:41 pm

This is kind of awful, guys. Like it's been two days, is it grey yet? I don't remember being this obsessive while waiting for my September scores.

m27 · Post by **m27** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:41 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
adil91 wrote:Why the 27th? Previous Feb test scores have been released a day or two before the official release date
I'm hoping for a Shakawkaw midnight release on Saturday.

FTFY

leslieknope · Post by **leslieknope** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:50 pm

sfoglia wrote:This is kind of awful, guys. Like it's been two days, is it grey yet? I don't remember being this obsessive while waiting for my September scores.

+1. Well you know what, LSAC, I don't even want my score!! So there.

~~is reverse psychology a thing yet~~

Dr. Nefario · Post by **Dr. Nefario** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:51 pm

leslieknope wrote:
sfoglia wrote:This is kind of awful, guys. Like it's been two days, is it grey yet? I don't remember being this obsessive while waiting for my September scores.
+1. Well you know what, LSAC, I don't even want my score!! So there.

~~is reverse psychology a thing yet~~

Your scantron has been burned.

-Bill, LSAC

leslieknope · Post by **leslieknope** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:54 pm

RaiderRed wrote:
leslieknope wrote:
sfoglia wrote:This is kind of awful, guys. Like it's been two days, is it grey yet? I don't remember being this obsessive while waiting for my September scores.
+1. Well you know what, LSAC, I don't even want my score!! So there.

~~is reverse psychology a thing yet~~
Your scantron has been burned.

-Bill, LSAC

#OccupyLSAC

Blueprint Ben · Post by **Blueprint Ben** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:57 pm

Hey waiters! I left you a present in the BP thread.

Seems like you're all doing a pretty good job of easing the tension here anyway, so please carry on doing what you're doing.

Also, I agree with Spivey about score release -- my money is on Feb 27.

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