The Official February 2016 Waiter's Thread Forum

[Helioze]

To lurkers: My fellow threaders ask not what this thread can do for you, ask what you can to for this thread.

Can i poast a lot

[Helioze]

lamost there

[Helioze]

just pumping that page count

[Helioze]

west coast = best coast

[MiamiHeat3]

To lurkers: My fellow threaders ask not what this thread can do for you, ask what you can to for this thread.

Can i poast a lot

Hell yeah!!!! I want us to get into 3 digits.

[Helioze]

To lurkers: My fellow threaders ask not what this thread can do for you, ask what you can to for this thread.

got to 100, still can't do imgs

[CicBob17]

west coast = best coast

left coast best coast

[Helioze]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from a T10 undergrad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret honors theses, and I have over 300 merit badges. I am trained in gorilla paper submission and I’m the master debater in the U.S. undergrad population. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Rhodes Scholars across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can frame you for plagiarism in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sign language, but I have access to the entire library of congress and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

LETSSSSGOOOOOO

But seriously, I'm like the least confrontational person of all time so someone's gonna need to sub in for me here.

Or we could all just confront you.

I mean, you're asking to get called out with that 'tar

Woah, woah. Now you've crossed the line. Justin Bieber will go down as one of the greatest entertainers of our generation.

Fight me

finally i can taunt you

[Li'l Sebastian]

lets try to get to 100 and see if that does it

100 is TCR

[Li'l Sebastian]

We need more gifs

[MiamiHeat3]

You know W was good at playing dodgeball.

[lizzielemon]

We need more gifs

[RonnyDiniro]

Another sun has risen. One step closer to the unveiling of that magic three number score.

[RonnyDiniro]

If we can get this thread going like it was yesterday, we may get this this ol girl to 80

[RonnyDiniro]

Read minds or fly?
Fly
Talk to animals or speak every language?
Talk to animals
Master every instrument or every language?
Every language
Super strength or super speed?
Super speed

[ms9]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

Yeah we had cat fights in June too. Everyone in this thread is so mild & it's also just the same 5-7 people contributing. Only person who got their LSAT panties in a bunch was that guy from the first few pages who was basically like "F YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LAST POST"

What in the world would people argue about?

[AbbeyS]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

Yeah we had cat fights in June too. Everyone in this thread is so mild & it's also just the same 5-7 people contributing. Only person who got their LSAT panties in a bunch was that guy from the first few pages who was basically like "F YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LAST POST"

What in the world would people argue about?

Only fight we had in here was started by a guy who was hell-bent on convincing everyone that logic games were stupid and pointless and that we're not smart for being able to master them. We were like, "No, dude, logic games actually test some pretty useful skills," and he just wasn't having it. Dramatic exit and all.

[AbbeyS]

Read minds or fly?
Fly
Talk to animals or speak every language?
Talk to animals
Master every instrument or every language?
Every language
Super strength or super speed?
Super speed

-Read minds for sure
-Speak every language for sureeee
-Well, I already chose every language and I'd also like to master every instrument
-Super speed

[LitigatingLiar]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

Yeah we had cat fights in June too. Everyone in this thread is so mild & it's also just the same 5-7 people contributing. Only person who got their LSAT panties in a bunch was that guy from the first few pages who was basically like "F YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LAST POST"

What in the world would people argue about?

Only fight we had in here was started by a guy who was hell-bent on convincing everyone that logic games were stupid and pointless and that we're not smart for being able to master them. We were like, "No, dude, logic games actually test some pretty useful skills," and he just wasn't having it. Dramatic exit and all.

Well, it's not like we're ever going to do a logic game in law school. There weren't other ways to test our analytical reasoning skills?

[RonnyDiniro]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

Yeah we had cat fights in June too. Everyone in this thread is so mild & it's also just the same 5-7 people contributing. Only person who got their LSAT panties in a bunch was that guy from the first few pages who was basically like "F YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LAST POST"

What in the world would people argue about?

Only fight we had in here was started by a guy who was hell-bent on convincing everyone that logic games were stupid and pointless and that we're not smart for being able to master them. We were like, "No, dude, logic games actually test some pretty useful skills," and he just wasn't having it. Dramatic exit and all.

Well, it's not like we're ever going to do a logic game in law school. There weren't other ways to test our analytical reasoning skills?

Law school is literally 75% logic games...

[LitigatingLiar]

The June 2015 Waiter's Thread got live AF. I think we got like to 300 pages lol

December 2015 Waiters is definitely the GOAT. Pretty sure it ended at like 1,300 pages. Mostly bc there were like 2-3 fights per day.

We need more fighting in here

Yeah we had cat fights in June too. Everyone in this thread is so mild & it's also just the same 5-7 people contributing. Only person who got their LSAT panties in a bunch was that guy from the first few pages who was basically like "F YOU GUYS. THIS IS MY LAST POST"

What in the world would people argue about?

Only fight we had in here was started by a guy who was hell-bent on convincing everyone that logic games were stupid and pointless and that we're not smart for being able to master them. We were like, "No, dude, logic games actually test some pretty useful skills," and he just wasn't having it. Dramatic exit and all.

Well, it's not like we're ever going to do a logic game in law school. There weren't other ways to test our analytical reasoning skills?

Law school is literally 75% logic games...

As long as we don't have a game 3 from December, I'm fine with it.

[RonnyDiniro]

G3 class is only offered at HYS

[AbbeyS]

I wanna see this notorious Game 3 from December...everybody says it was terrible...what was so hard about it?

[fishpaste1]

I somehow managed to get G3 perfect, but went -8 on LR1 lmao. Had that 170+ within my grasp and epically choked it away.

[fishpaste1]

I wanna see this notorious Game 3 from December...everybody says it was terrible...what was so hard about it?

It wasn't that it was overly challenging, it was just really different from anything that had been seen on recent tests. There were pretty much zero inferences you could draw from the rules, so you really just had to brute force your way through it. Fortunately for me, I recognized it was weird af almost immediately, skipped it, zoomed through G4 and came back to it with like 12 minutes to spare and was able to complete it. But you pretty much had to have time to work through it. I can't imagine trying to finish that game in 8 minutes or less.