June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

[ponderingmeerkat]

i am not a smart man
but i know what love is

Henny brings it strong with his pen-game I see...

[lemonparty]

there was girl in a robe at one poiint, no??

that was pretzel

lemonparty

Lemon copied pretzels PW... smh, pay attention

wouldnt than mean 2 confirmed females???[/quote]

she's not a waiter! but she's welcome to bring her lady-ness here anytime[/quote]

hello! technically i'm a waiter in that i'm waiting to go to law school this fall?

[Hennessy]

i am not a smart man
but i know what love is

Henny brings it strong with his pen-game I see...

uniball vision elite, if you're referring to the photo
idk i always gotta have a pen on me
i hate signing things with shitty pens

[Smallville]

hello! technically i'm a waiter in that i'm waiting to go to law school this fall?

smh, you should be able to quote properly

[LitigatingLiar]

What up fellow waiters! Back from my boondoggle in Miami. I imagine I'll be hanging around a lot more now. It's good to see everyone being extra awesome and not at all neurotic in here.

Oh man give us the Miami highlights!! Favorite food/drink/place? Lady Meerkat?

Miami was the bomb.com, but I took my test at St. Thomas School of Law. Hol-ee-shyt! Motivation to get a good score on the LSAT so I don't end up someplace like that. The 1L's walking around taking summer classes looked dead inside.

Uhhh, favorite location for betchy lunch in Miami Beach was Cibo a wine bar that had a wine menu was so stocked they had a harassed, rappelling sommelier to fill your order. No shit. Uh, great jewish deli was Roasters and Toasters. Great cuban food at Versailles on Calle Ocho. Best drinks were at Sugarcane in downtown (great mojitos). Photos will be posted shortly. Have to unpack!

Good to know you made it out of St Thomas just fine. It's in a city called Miami Gardens which is often called Murder Gardens. If you're not a local you need to be careful where you go there. If you went a little further south you would have ended up in Opa Locka which is even worse. As a life long Miami and son of Cuban exile, Versailles and La Carretta are overrated. It's where old Cubans go to talk about Cuban politics. Some of the smallerCuban restaurants are fine, but if you want real Cuban food and really good Cuban food, you need to have a Cuban friend to take you to his/her grandmother's house. If you enjoyed Miami Beach, great but it's become a tourist trap these days. Next time you're in town head over to Brickell. It's where the locals go for drinks and the partying. On Thursday nights, you can head to Coconut Grove and it's college night. It's mainly a University of Miami crowd.

[Mikey]

Just checked guys, don't worry, we're not grey yet

grey?

50 shades of it bro

[ponderingmeerkat]

i am not a smart man
but i know what love is

Henny brings it strong with his pen-game I see...

uniball vision elite, if you're referring to the photo
idk i always gotta have a pen on me
i hate signing things with shitty pens

Oh dude! Did we just become best friends?? I, too, suffer from a pen fetish. I carry a Lamy Safari fountain pen everywhere and for the same reason.

[Bearlyalive]

i am not a smart man
but i know what love is

Henny brings it strong with his pen-game I see...

uniball vision elite, if you're referring to the photo
idk i always gotta have a pen on me
i hate signing things with shitty pens

Oh dude! Did we just become best friends?? I, too, suffer from a pen fetish. I carry a Lamy Safari fountain pen everywhere and for the same reason.

My favorite pen's cap clip was damaged on one of my school visits in April. I'm still devastated.

(Parker Sonnet)

[ponderingmeerkat]

Good to know you made it out of St Thomas just fine. It's in a city called Miami Gardens which is often called Murder Gardens. If you're not a local you need to be careful where you go there. If you went a little further south you would have ended up in Opa Locka which is even worse. As a life long Miami and son of Cuban exile, Versailles and La Carretta are overrated. It's where old Cubans go to talk about Cuban politics. Some of the smallerCuban restaurants are fine, but if you want real Cuban food and really good Cuban food, you need to have a Cuban friend to take you to his/her grandmother's house. If you enjoyed Miami Beach, great but it's become a tourist trap these days. Next time you're in town head over to Brickell. It's where the locals go for drinks and the partying. On Thursday nights, you can head to Coconut Grove and it's college night. It's mainly a University of Miami crowd.

Dude...so my iPhone gave me shitty directions after the test (I think it was trying to help me avoid 5:30 PM rush hour on I-95) and vectored me right threw Opa Locka (through the neighborhoods south of the airport up there). Anyway, the entire time I was like, "Oh! So this is where everyone from Port-au-Prince who skips a visa goes!"

And yea, I'm sure Miami Beach is not "credited-authentic" but it was fun for a week. FWIW, my wife's law school friend did have us over to her family's house last night for excellent cuban food (stuffed my face with awesome ropa vieja). She mentioned next time we'll all hit up Brickell.

[Hennessy]

i am not a smart man
but i know what love is

Henny brings it strong with his pen-game I see...

uniball vision elite, if you're referring to the photo
idk i always gotta have a pen on me
i hate signing things with shitty pens

Oh dude! Did we just become best friends?? I, too, suffer from a pen fetish. I carry a Lamy Safari fountain pen everywhere and for the same reason.

My favorite pen's cap clip was damaged on one of my school visits in April. I'm still devastated.

(Parker Sonnet)

I think pen fetish population representation statistics are likely to be much higher among law school hopefuls who excessively post on internet law school forums

[Bearlyalive]

I think pen fetish population representation statistics are likely to be much higher among law school hopefuls who excessively post on internet law school forums

Probably a fair assessment.

[pretzeltime]

there was girl in a robe at one poiint, no??

that was pretzel

lemonparty

Lemon copied pretzels PW... smh, pay attention

wouldnt than mean 2 confirmed females???

she's not a waiter! but she's welcome to bring her lady-ness here anytime[/quote]

hello! technically i'm a waiter in that i'm waiting to go to law school this fall? [/quote]

yes, I was subsequently enlightened on the variations of waiter that exist.......... I kinda meant waiters in this waiter's thread. Haha.

But we are all waiting for something, in the end. Even if it is just death.

[Smallville]

yes, I was subsequently enlightened on the variations of waiter that exist.......... I kinda meant waiters in this waiter's thread. Haha.

But we are all waiting for something, in the end. Even if it is just death.

she clearly jumped the gun and didnt actually read the whole thread... she doesnt truly care about us

also not a fan of how tls is much more poppin after work when I'm not busy, very inconvenient for working

[ayylmao]

Just checked guys, don't worry, we're not grey yet

grey?

On the day scores come out your score icon on lsac.org will turn gray.

[Hennessy]

Cheech Marin, Snoop Dogg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pimp C, Louis Armstrong and Rihanna are at a time-traveling party together taking huge rips from four brightly-colored future space-bongs. Each of the four bowls contains a different strand – Mistletoe, Robot Kush, Sour Lime, and Cheesecake. Each time-traveler smokes exactly one strain, and each strain is smoked by at least one of the time-travelers. The six time-travelers get high as fuck according to these rules:

Arnold rips the same bong as a Cheech.
Rihanna rips the same bong as exactly one other time-traveler.
Snoop hits the Mistletoe – ayyee lmao.
Pimp C smokes either the Mistletoe or else the Cheesecake.
Arnold doesn’t rip the Mistletoe bowl.

1. Which of the following could be true?

A) Cheech and Snoop hit the Mistletoe.
B) Cheech and Rihanna hit the Cheesecake.
C) Snoop and Pimp C hit the Mistletoe.
D) Louis hits the Cheesecake and Rihanna hits the Mistletoe.
E) Rihanna hits the Robot Kush, and Cheech hits the Sour Lime.

2. Which of the following could theoretically be the time-travelers preferential strain choices?

A. Mistletoe (Snoop) Robot Kush (Cheech, Arnold) Sour Lime (Pimp C, Rihanna) Cheesecake (Louis)
B. Mistletoe (Snoop) Robot Kush (Cheech, Arnold) Sour Lime (Louis, Rihanna) Cheesecake (Pimp C)
C. Mistletoe (Snoop) Robot Kush (Rihanna, Louis) Sour Lime (Pimp C) Cheesecake (Cheech, Arnold)
D. Mistletoe (Louis) Robot Kush (Cheech, Arnold) Sour Lime (Rihanna) Cheesecake (Pimp C, Snoop)
E. Mistletoe (Pimp C) Robot Kush (Snoop, Rihanna) Sour Lime (Cheech, Arnold) Cheesecake (Louis)

[Keilz]

Cheech Marin, Snoop Dogg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pimp C, Louis Armstrong and Rihanna are at a time-traveling party together taking huge rips from four brightly-colored future space-bongs. Each of the four bowls contains a different strand – Mistletoe, Robot Kush, Sour Lime, and Cheesecake. Each time-traveler smokes exactly one strain, and each strain is smoked by at least one of the time-travelers. The six time-travelers get high as fuck according to these rules:

Arnold rips the same bong as a Cheech.
Rihanna rips the same bong as exactly one other time-traveler.
Snoop hits the Mistletoe – ayyee lmao.
Pimp C smokes either the Mistletoe or else the Cheesecake.
Arnold doesn’t rip the Mistletoe bowl.

1. Which of the following could be true?

A) Cheech and Snoop hit the Mistletoe.
B) Cheech and Rihanna hit the Cheesecake.
C) Snoop and Pimp C hit the Mistletoe.
D) Louis hits the Cheesecake and Rihanna hits the Mistletoe.
E) Rihanna hits the Robot Kush, and Cheech hits the Sour Lime.

[+] Spoiler

E

[Smallville]

[+] Spoiler

Cheech Marin, Snoop Dogg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pimp C, Louis Armstrong and Rihanna are at a time-traveling party together taking huge rips from four brightly-colored future space-bongs. Each of the four bowls contains a different strand – Mistletoe, Robot Kush, Sour Lime, and Cheesecake. Each time-traveler smokes exactly one strain, and each strain is smoked by at least one of the time-travelers. The six time-travelers get high as fuck according to these rules:

Arnold rips the same bong as a Cheech.
Rihanna rips the same bong as exactly one other time-traveler.
Snoop hits the Mistletoe – ayyee lmao.
Pimp C smokes either the Mistletoe or else the Cheesecake.
Arnold doesn’t rip the Mistletoe bowl.

1. Which of the following could be true?

A) Cheech and Snoop hit the Mistletoe.
B) Cheech and Rihanna hit the Cheesecake.
C) Snoop and Pimp C hit the Mistletoe.
D) Louis hits the Cheesecake and Rihanna hits the Mistletoe.
E) Rihanna hits the Robot Kush, and Cheech hits the Sour Lime.

E

[Hennessy]

please use spoilers

[Smallville]

Question 2 (version B of question 1)

[+] Spoiler

B

[Keilz]

please use spoilers

Lo siento

[Keilz]

How ironic...just got called for jury duty, let's hope this court has more confidence in my ability to be a fair juror than author of passage A

[Kangaroo_Court]

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[Mikey]

Did we get our 180's yet

[pretzeltime]

Did we get our 180's yet

srsly tho where are they?

[forum_user]

Did we get our 180's yet

srsly tho where are they?