Is there time to get laid in law school? Forum

[IAFG]

I guess I didn't actually mean emotions. But like, think of how draining being in an actual relationship can be, even if you don't particularly like the other person.

aren't other humans so inconvenient? when are they going to come out with a truly lifelike sex doll?!

[jayn3]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

ITT i plan to make regular trips over to the various grad schools and avoid my classmates at all costs.

[tadams86]

Dont a majority of FBs turn into some form of a relationship anyway? I think I would rather have some random one nighters, then have someone get all psycho bitch on me.

[rayiner]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

I mean then technically it wasn't a "successful" FB set-up in that sense.

[paratactical]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

which is successful based on your definition of success i suppose.

True. What works for me is not necessarily what works for others.

[Holly Golightly]

Intensely analytical comparison of girlfriend versus trolling for randos:

Girlfriend:
- 3 hours a week for meals together.
- 3 hours a week for phone calls/gchat conversations.
- 2.25 hours a week for sex (taken from GermX's original calculation).
- 24 hours a week for post-sex cuddling/sleeping over (can be done concurrently with sleep).
- 7-10 hours a week of ego-stroking, placating, etc (can b done concurrently with most of the above).
------
8.25 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

Randos:
- 4 hours per week for LS bar night, cruising for LS sluts.
- 3-4 hours per week at local UG bars, cruising for UG sluts.
- 1 hour per week checking IDs at UG bars making sure you don't get hit with statutory rape charges.
- 0.75 hour per week getting tested for VD at the local clinic (one 3 hour trip once per month)
- 2.25 hours a week for sex.
- 2 hours per week escaping in the middle of the night back to your apartment.
------
13 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

<3

[jmhendri]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

Sleep with your professors?

perfect para!! 2 birds with one stone... "Gosh Professor ___, I really wanted to study more for that exam but you know how I've been spending my Saturday nights."

[Holly Golightly]

I guess I didn't actually mean emotions. But like, think of how draining being in an actual relationship can be, even if you don't particularly like the other person.

aren't other humans so inconvenient? when are they going to come out with a truly lifelike sex doll?!

It's funny, you think I'm even more heartless than I actually am.

[paratactical]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

I mean then technically it wasn't a "successful" FB set-up in that sense.

Hah. Well, we are still buddies and we do still fuck a lot, soooo... When are you having babies again, ray?

[holborn]

Dont a majority of FBs turn into some form of a relationship anyway? I think I would rather have some random one nighters, then have someone get all psycho bitch on me.

i sense some underlying hostility and bitterness towards relationships...

[Ford Prefect]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

Sleep with your professors?

perfect para!! 2 birds with one stone... "Gosh Professor ___, I really wanted to study more for that exam but you know how I've been spending my Saturday nights."

I think I've seen this movie. And I love it.

[romothesavior]

OP, not only are you a moron, but you're a tool too?

[paratactical]

OP, not only are you a moron, but you're a tool too?

That question mark, you don't need it.

[plum]

you realize your "crazies" are like 85% of women right

TCR

[tadams86]

Dont a majority of FBs turn into some form of a relationship anyway? I think I would rather have some random one nighters, then have someone get all psycho bitch on me.

i sense some underlying hostility and bitterness towards relationships...

Quite possibly, but I mean relationships are work, and well if the FB situation turns into work, then whats the point? Dont get me wrong, I have had the successful FB hookup situation in the past, and that was glorious, but that shit is tricky!

[jmhendri]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

Sleep with your professors?

perfect para!! 2 birds with one stone... "Gosh Professor ___, I really wanted to study more for that exam but you know how I've been spending my Saturday nights."

I think I've seen this movie. And I love it.

me too, now if only most male LS profs that I've seen weren't old and grotesque...

[rayiner]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

I mean then technically it wasn't a "successful" FB set-up in that sense.

Hah. Well, we are still buddies and we do still fuck a lot, soooo... When are you having babies again, ray?

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

[09042014]

I would say some big warning signs: likes Twilight (don't date those people anyway), constant text-messaging (needs too much attention all the time), overly dramatic about little things, low self-esteem...

you are describing EXACTLY the girl i would set up with DF. uncanny.

Sweetest thing anyone has every said about me.

[paratactical]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

[IAFG]

I guess I didn't actually mean emotions. But like, think of how draining being in an actual relationship can be, even if you don't particularly like the other person.

aren't other humans so inconvenient? when are they going to come out with a truly lifelike sex doll?!

It's funny, you think I'm even more heartless than I actually am.

i was actually making fun of OP but the fact you think i meant you personally makes me nervous

[jayn3]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

male or female?

[rayiner]

Intensely analytical comparison of girlfriend versus trolling for randos:

Girlfriend:
- 3 hours a week for meals together.
- 3 hours a week for phone calls/gchat conversations.
- 2.25 hours a week for sex (taken from GermX's original calculation).
- 24 hours a week for post-sex cuddling/sleeping over (can be done concurrently with sleep).
- 7-10 hours a week of ego-stroking, placating, etc (can b done concurrently with most of the above).
------
8.25 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

Randos:
- 4 hours per week for LS bar night, cruising for LS sluts.
- 3-4 hours per week at local UG bars, cruising for UG sluts.
- 1 hour per week checking IDs at UG bars making sure you don't get hit with statutory rape charges.
- 0.75 hour per week getting tested for VD at the local clinic (one 3 hour trip once per month)
- 2.25 hours a week for sex.
- 2 hours per week escaping in the middle of the night back to your apartment.
------
13 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

<3

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

[Holly Golightly]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

Umm, Ray is mine. This has been established. hth

[paratactical]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

male or female?

Ray is a gentleman of the finest degree who needs a nice woman to have babies with. He's quite the handsome guy, as well, if you ask me.

[rayiner]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!