Is there time to get laid in law school? Forum

[paratactical]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

Umm, Ray is mine. This has been established. hth

Are you committed to babies?

[Holly Golightly]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy.

[Ford Prefect]

[quote="jmhendri

me too, now if only most male LS profs that I've seen weren't old and grotesque...[/quote]

Just close your eyes. I'm sure the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.

[jayn3]

Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.

LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

Umm, Ray is mine. This has been established. hth

please, i could take you

[Holly Golightly]

Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

[Fast_Fingers]

Link?

Link.

And anyone see the movie Babies yet? I'm wondering how nauseatingly cute it is so I can be happy still being a bachelor.

By the way, I want a 3 way catfight between Holly, jayn, and para for baby-loving Ray.

[Holly Golightly]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

[holborn]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy.

While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

[09042014]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

You can cruise for skanks when you are out already.

I'm curious why you think you have to stroke a girls ego so much.

[Ford Prefect]

Intensely analytical comparison of girlfriend versus trolling for randos:

Girlfriend:
- 3 hours a week for meals together.
- 3 hours a week for phone calls/gchat conversations.
- 2.25 hours a week for sex (taken from GermX's original calculation).
- 24 hours a week for post-sex cuddling/sleeping over (can be done concurrently with sleep).
- 7-10 hours a week of ego-stroking, placating, etc (can b done concurrently with most of the above).
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8.25 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

Randos:
- 4 hours per week for LS bar night, cruising for LS sluts.
- 3-4 hours per week at local UG bars, cruising for UG sluts.
- 1 hour per week checking IDs at UG bars making sure you don't get hit with statutory rape charges.
- 0.75 hour per week getting tested for VD at the local clinic (one 3 hour trip once per month)
- 2.25 hours a week for sex.
- 2 hours per week escaping in the middle of the night back to your apartment.
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13 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

<3

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Can you have sex while stroking her ego during dinner? That would be a fantastic time saver. Maybe go over your outlines at the same time?

[IAFG]

Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

men are way more anti-adoption on average than women. it was actually a really interesting TLS discussion a couple years back.

[jayn3]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

i may be tall, but i play rugby.

[jmhendri]

This thread is getting very interesting right when I have to leave for lunch.

[Holly Golightly]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy.

While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

I have no heart (just ask IAFG), and my last boyfriend was really uncomfortable because he acted more like a chick than I did.




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[paratactical]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Hey! I what position did you play?

[Holly Golightly]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.

[paratactical]

Link?

Link.

And anyone see the movie Babies yet? I'm wondering how nauseatingly cute it is so I can be happy still being a bachelor.

By the way, I want a 3 way catfight between Holly, jayn, and para for baby-loving Ray.

Oh, I don't want babies. The only kind of momma I want to be is a sugar momma.

[paratactical]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.

I didn't play softball. Maybe that's what saved you?

[Holly Golightly]

Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

men are way more anti-adoption on average than women. it was actually a really interesting TLS discussion a couple years back.

That is interesting. I may do some searches and try to find it.

[APimpNamedSlickback]

op reeks of virginity. any dude that screams "its time to get laid!!!" on tls in all likelihood has the game of forest gump.

pro tip: if you go into school with a super-articulated intention to bone all of the time, i promise you a life of sustained celibacy. instead, just sort of think through at a high level what you're looking for over the next few years and then just be yourself.

[holborn]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy.

While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

I have no heart (just ask IAFG), and my last boyfriend was really uncomfortable because he acted more like a chick than I did.




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respect. do you have a brother or some other male version of you? affection makes me uncomfortable.

[jayn3]

I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy.

While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

i think all bets are off once you're on TLS. these are girls who are smart enough to go to LS, independent enough to [probably] move far away from home and/or UG, and badass enough to kick your ass in court.

[jmhendri]

btw, isn't the more pressing question is will you have time to get laid after LS? Every lawyer I know got married right after because they realized they had no more time to chase skirt and needed a warm shoulder to cry on at night every day they got their ass handed to them as an associate.

[jayn3]

please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.

are you sure about that?

[TexasDemocrat]

Haha!

If you're anything like most other guys on the planet then it really shouldn't take too long. I think you'll manage.