Is there time to get laid in law school? Forum

[rayiner]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

So you mean the type of girl you have to pay...

[09042014]

Germ, if you are going to be a dick towards women, direct it at them individually. Somehow it goes over better.

[Holly Golightly]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

Wait, do you really think that anything in this post here describes a "classy" girl?

Seriously, this keeps getting better and better.

[jmhendri]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

So you mean the type of girl you have to pay...

win.

[jayn3]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

this sounds made up.

yea, germ and his hand have had a lot of time to get this just right

[rayiner]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

How are tongue and belly rings any indication of whether or not a girl will give it up after 2 hours at a bar?

They're not. The 2 hours is based on his calculation that to get laid 3 times a week he'll have to do 6-7 hours per week of courting (it's in the OP).

[TexasDemocrat]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...

[IAFG]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then [strike]casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps[/strike] gets in your car when your pull up to the curb, then proceeds to : a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls [strike]give blowjobs first anyways[/strike] want $75 minumum for sex. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "[strike]It's want to know you more first[/strike] It's going to cost more", so, let me get this straight, you need [strike]to know me[/strike]more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you [strike]don't need to know me[/strike] only need $25 to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

[paratactical]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then [strike]casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps[/strike] gets in your car when your pull up to the curb, then proceeds to : a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls [strike]give blowjobs first anyways[/strike] want $75 minumum for sex. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "[strike]It's want to know you more first[/strike] It's going to cost more", so, let me get this straight, you need [strike]to know me[/strike]more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you [strike]don't need to know me[/strike] only need $25 to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

[GermX]

this sounds made up.

It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...

It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.

[IAFG]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

So you mean the type of girl you have to pay...

damn you for posting too fast for me to finish my elaborate edit.

[Fast_Fingers]

So what's BP?

BP

I thought it was BlackPlanet.com?

British Petroleum?

And somehow, I thought you weren't supposed to talk about B...P.

It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.

It's pretty clear you put your crotch on a pedestal way too much.

[Joan Hollaway]

o hai BP

[jayn3]

THE FIRST RULE OF BP IS DON'T TALK ABOUT BP

[GermX]

BP fucked up with that oil spill.

[jmhendri]

I wonder if anyone ever told him that you have to hit on 20 random women to get 1 into bed.

[Joan Hollaway]

i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS

[Holly Golightly]

I wonder if anyone ever told him that you have to hit on 20 random women to get 1 into bed.

This dude? Gotta be more than that, unless he plans on going hogging.

[Holly Golightly]

i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS

THIS

[Jackie O]

i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS

this is the soundest advice that has been posted itt

waiting...

[TexasDemocrat]

this sounds made up.

It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...

It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.

Yes, I put my pussy on a pedestal.

[paratactical]

i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS

I just happen to have one:

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[Holly Golightly]

I was thinking more along the lines of this:

[jmhendri]

he's not banking on looks, he's banking on 400$ Fred Segal shoes and a rented porche and assuming the ladies don't smell homosexual.

[pugalicious]

i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS

This.